01-31-2004, 09:03 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
Posts: 51,460
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When someone farts I say "Squeeze your head and get it ALL out"
When a girl has buck teeth: "She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence"
When something is cool: "Slicker'n snot on a doorknob"
Dumb as a bag of hammers
When someone calls you an asshole say "So am I"
Had a good shave? Rub your face and say "Smooth as a baby's arse"
Got big lips? "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"
"She could suck a watermelon through a firehose"
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