What are some Funny Sayings that you say? - GoFuckYourself.com

Head · 01-31-2004, 04:58 PM

For example:

'He's 51 cards short of a full deck!' or

'Here's your hat, what's your hurry?' even

'They're as buzy as a $2 whore in a lumber camp.'

lock · 01-31-2004, 05:02 PM

Your the loaad your mother should have swallowed.

Part-timer · 01-31-2004, 05:03 PM

"On the other hand you have different fingers"

Dagwolf · 01-31-2004, 05:11 PM

Is farts supposed to have lumps in 'em?

mastamindz · 01-31-2004, 05:13 PM

"If your not the lead dog, the scenery never changes"

I actually have only said that once. But its a good saying

Head · 01-31-2004, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
"If your not the lead dog, the scenery never changes"

I actually have only said that once. But its a good saying

Joe Citizen · 01-31-2004, 05:29 PM

I'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair.

kelly · 01-31-2004, 05:29 PM

I once asked a guy who was fixing our photocopier what was wrong with it and was told "fucking fuckers fucked"

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-31-2004, 05:32 PM

"C_U_Next_Tuesday"

"suck the corn out of my shit"

"i been to two county fairs and a goat fucking and have never seen nothing like that"

"DTAMF" (dick taking in the ass mutha fucka)

just a few off the top of my head

RoUgH AiR · 01-31-2004, 05:34 PM

" maybe you should think about taking a spoon and eating my ass"

Not really a 'saying' but I say it a lot lately at work.

Ruff...

Head · 01-31-2004, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoUgH AiR
" maybe you should think about taking a spoon and eating my ass"

Not really a 'saying' but I say it a lot lately at work.

Ruff...

hhmm that reminds me of a good one:
'You can take a LONG HARD SUNK ON MY ARSE!'

xenigo · 01-31-2004, 05:39 PM

Rock out with your cock out

Hang out with your wang out

RoUgH AiR · 01-31-2004, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Rock out with your cock out

Pete · 01-31-2004, 06:35 PM

"Your about as sharp as a marble"

pushpills · 01-31-2004, 06:47 PM

"You shoulda used quickbuck"

stocktrader23 · 01-31-2004, 06:52 PM

"You fat bag of fat"
"funkmouth"
"that tastes like dookiepee"

myjah · 01-31-2004, 07:59 PM

"smoking the pot"

"there sure is alot of grass on the ground for this time of year"

Anna_O · 01-31-2004, 08:02 PM

"Bättre en rövare i poolen, än en poolare i röven"

nathan_f · 01-31-2004, 08:06 PM

"Where the fuck are my pants?"

I find myself saying that a lot.

Murphy_Dog · 01-31-2004, 08:06 PM

"Fuck me runnin!"

Murphy_Dog · 01-31-2004, 08:07 PM

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a tin teddy bear!"

sltr · 01-31-2004, 08:09 PM

well i'll be dipped in shit

mardigras · 01-31-2004, 08:54 PM

No chance in taking senses

gornyhuy · 01-31-2004, 09:01 PM

"Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire"

"Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger with crabs"

"For Fuck Sake!"

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" (from HEathers)

Fletch XXX · 01-31-2004, 09:02 PM

"shit the bed"

as in...

"well shit the bed nigga you fucked up aint ya?"

CDSmith · 01-31-2004, 09:03 PM

When someone farts I say "Squeeze your head and get it ALL out"

When a girl has buck teeth: "She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence"

When something is cool: "Slicker'n snot on a doorknob"

Dumb as a bag of hammers

When someone calls you an asshole say "So am I"

Had a good shave? Rub your face and say "Smooth as a baby's arse"

Got big lips? "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"

"She could suck a watermelon through a firehose"

cj-design · 01-31-2004, 09:03 PM

"do the bears shit in the woods"

"im up shit creek without a paddle"

"i was sweating like a whore in church"

cj-design · 01-31-2004, 09:07 PM

that was fast: "faster than shit off a stick"

when it comes down to it: "when the shit hits the fan..."

everyone knows hes a dumbass: "he's the village idiot"

known slut: "shes the village bicycle, everyones had a ride"

Spunky · 01-31-2004, 09:07 PM

As tight as a mouses ear
Up and down like a whores drawers
Does the pope shit in the woods?

cj-design · 01-31-2004, 09:09 PM

"time to take the lock off my cock"

"i unleashed the dragon"

"im as high as a mudda fuka"

"ho, ho, ho, im a bad mofo"

Head · 01-31-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anna_O
"Bättre en rövare i poolen, än en poolare i röven"

Translation please!

Isn't there a Swedish expression: Seldom pees the wooden horse?

XxXotic · 01-31-2004, 09:21 PM

"What hurts?"

Tytan · 01-31-2004, 09:22 PM

Always say these:-

your breaking my balls

&

de-generate bastard you

1mx · 01-31-2004, 09:22 PM

"You are as queer as a three dollar bill"

CDSmith · 01-31-2004, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head

Translation please!

Isn't there a Swedish expression: Seldom pees the wooden horse?

I think it means "Fools blow their load where Angels get their eyes glued shut"

I think it's Norwegian.

newbreed · 01-31-2004, 09:27 PM

Fuck me in the goat ass...

Don't hate the game, hate the playa...

Head · 01-31-2004, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sltr
well i'll be dipped in shit

media · 01-31-2004, 10:17 PM

"You can't polish a turd!"

mistersoft · 01-31-2004, 10:18 PM

Better a hand in the bush than a bush as president

TheGoldenChild · 01-31-2004, 10:30 PM

" For every hot chick you see out and about, I'll show you a guy who is tired of fucking her"

" You have the nicest smile I think I will ever cum across"

" Her legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves"

" she has a butter face, nice body BUTTER FACE!

" I'd eat the corn out of her shit"

"Brad Shaw is an asshole"

DatingGold · 01-31-2004, 10:40 PM

"more balls than a slaughterhouse"

"sweatin like a whore in church"

"I wouldnt spit in your ass if your guts were on fire"

"colder than a witches tit"

"man in a little boat"

tyler86ed · 01-31-2004, 10:45 PM

" she's the least Ugliest"

zagi · 01-31-2004, 10:47 PM

Fucked up like what fucked up

nofx · 01-31-2004, 10:50 PM

"fuck what you know and know what you fuck"

AvanteGuard · 01-31-2004, 10:52 PM

When I get to finish some other programmers work...
"I'm making chicken soup outta chicken shit"

BlueDesignStudios · 01-31-2004, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lock
Your the loaad your mother should have swallowed.

I know a few ppl I can use that one on

ModelPerfect · 01-31-2004, 11:09 PM

To an ex's new boyfriend, "hey buddy, how's my dick taste?"

aaron · 01-31-2004, 11:11 PM

shutup, my dicks in your mouth.

quantum-x · 01-31-2004, 11:32 PM

put 'ski' on the end of anything, and you too can talk liek a russian!

Let's go bust up an icecreamski!

When someone says something you don't understand or chose not to understand- "How much?" gets em every time.

And for those who9 know what marzipan is-
a Marzipan girl - totally sweet but too thick for my liking

SFBU · 01-31-2004, 11:47 PM

Give me Head
Go to the Head
Head em up, move em out
Great Head
You give good Head
Which Head are you using?

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