The Quarter: A good alternative to the heimlich maneuver - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 02-05-2004, 10:50 AM

THE QUARTER

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replies. ."I work for the I.R.S."

cluck · 02-05-2004, 10:52 AM

Ba-dum-ching!

m00d · 02-05-2004, 10:53 AM

chodadog · 02-05-2004, 10:55 AM

If she worked for the IRS, she would have kept the quarter.

JD · 02-05-2004, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
If she worked for the IRS, she would have kept the quarter.

JFK · 02-05-2004, 11:39 AM

serious · 02-05-2004, 11:42 AM

hahahahaha good one

CDSmith · 02-05-2004, 11:45 AM

My brother in law sent me that joke, it was originally written so she says "I work for Revenue Canada"......

The really hilarious part is that my sister (his wife) works for..... you guessed it..... Revenue Canada :D

02-05-2004, 10:50 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	The Quarter: A good alternative to the heimlich maneuver THE QUARTER A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replies. ."I work for the I.R.S." __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

02-05-2004, 10:52 AM	#2
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02-05-2004, 10:55 AM	#4
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02-05-2004, 11:39 AM	#6
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02-05-2004, 11:42 AM	#7
serious Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,594	hahahahaha good one __________________ new search

02-05-2004, 10:53 AM	#3
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02-05-2004, 11:45 AM	#8
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	My brother in law sent me that joke, it was originally written so she says "I work for Revenue Canada"...... The really hilarious part is that my sister (his wife) works for..... you guessed it..... Revenue Canada :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634