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My biological clock is ticking and I want to get someone pregnant. My biological clock is ticking and I want to get someone pregnant.
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Old 02-04-2004, 06:46 PM   #1
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My biological clock is ticking and I want to get someone pregnant.
So just email me like whenever.

I can prolly knock you up and get a bun heating up in the oven in no more than two or three trys if you have a line on your cycles.

Just let me know.
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Old 02-04-2004, 06:52 PM   #2
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oh come on now


think of the potential income from child support
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Old 02-04-2004, 06:57 PM   #3
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I just ate 2 pounds of fried rice and 1 pound of hot sauce. I feel fucking pregnant. Does that count?
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Old 02-04-2004, 06:59 PM   #4
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Finally...My dreams have come true! I will be right over..Light the candles loverboy .
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Old 02-04-2004, 07:01 PM   #5
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Old 02-04-2004, 07:20 PM   #6
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Finally...My dreams have come true! I will be right over..Light the candles loverboy .
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Old 02-05-2004, 12:15 AM   #7
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Finally...My dreams have come true! I will be right over..Light the candles loverboy .

theres just something wrong with you
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Old 02-05-2004, 12:18 AM   #8
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Old 02-05-2004, 12:19 AM   #9
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How about one of the webcam girls?
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Old 02-05-2004, 12:20 AM   #10
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How about one of the webcam girls?

i dont give a shit who it is, i wanna fucking breed



hey do you have ovaries?
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Old 02-05-2004, 12:35 AM   #11
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i dont give a shit who it is, i wanna fucking breed



hey do you have ovaries?
Jim, stop it, it's no funny anymore!..
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Old 02-05-2004, 12:36 AM   #12
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Jim, stop it, it's no funny anymore!..
what?
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Old 02-05-2004, 01:15 AM   #13
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I have a female dog that is interested.
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Old 02-05-2004, 01:25 AM   #14
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i dont give a shit who it is, i wanna fucking breed
Why?

Is it the biologcal urge to reproduce? or is it that you want a girl to stick around?
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Old 02-05-2004, 02:05 AM   #15
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Why?

Is it the biologcal urge to reproduce? or is it that you want a girl to stick around?

neither smart ass

my little girl is turning 5 soon and its fucking with me
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Old 02-05-2004, 02:08 AM   #16
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How about one of the webcam girls?
And then make a preggo cam site. You'll make enough money that you won't even have to worry about child support.
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Old 02-05-2004, 02:12 AM   #17
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Aren't there enough people on this planet yet?
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Old 02-05-2004, 02:24 AM   #18
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Aren't there enough people on this planet yet?

if you saw how cute my kid is youd be encouraging me to make more just like her
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Old 02-05-2004, 02:24 AM   #19
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Nooooooooooooo I wouldn't. I'll stick with my cats thanks.
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