My biological clock is ticking and I want to get someone pregnant.
 

So just email me like whenever.

I can prolly knock you up and get a bun heating up in the oven in no more than two or three trys if you have a line on your cycles.

Just let me know.

oh come on now


think of the potential income from child support
:warning

I just ate 2 pounds of fried rice and 1 pound of hot sauce. I feel fucking pregnant. Does that count?

Finally...My dreams have come true! I will be right over..Light the candles loverboy .
http://zgeek.com/trailerparkpage/uglylucker2.jpg

Knock your content up!

:1orglaugh

theres just something wrong with you

:eek7

:1orglaugh

How about one of the webcam girls?

i dont give a shit who it is, i wanna fucking breed
:warning


hey do you have ovaries?

Jim, stop it, it's no funny anymore!.. :uhoh

what?

I have a female dog that is interested.

Why?

Is it the biologcal urge to reproduce? or is it that you want a girl to stick around?

neither smart ass :Graucho

my little girl is turning 5 soon and its fucking with me

And then make a preggo cam site. You'll make enough money that you won't even have to worry about child support.

Aren't there enough people on this planet yet?

if you saw how cute my kid is youd be encouraging me to make more just like her

Nooooooooooooo I wouldn't. I'll stick with my cats thanks.