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brand0n · 02-04-2004, 03:36 PM

50/50 odds
no fuckin shit, my girls birthday is on sunday as well

so what man, suprise her. tell her i know your birthday is on sunday but i love you more every day and take her out for the intire night. spend the money you were going to bet on the games, or hell even a portion of it, on what you guys do tonight, and im sure you will feel a fuck of alot better in the morning.

Voodoo · 02-04-2004, 03:36 PM

"Ive gone 32 days clean and sober of gambling. For me thats good."

GrimShawn · 02-04-2004, 03:37 PM

Remember me?

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Surfelporto

I have seen you post those pics of your seats at the Blazer games. Man, I wish I had those seats, I wounldn't need to gamble to enjoy that.

Hope it works out best for you.

I sit right behind Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft and owner of the Blazers.. one of the richest men in the world and he knows me by name...

And fucking hates me.. Especially my wife..

They traded Bonzi BECAUSE OF HER.

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
Remember me?

DUDE!!! WHERE ARE YOU MAN??

IN PORTLAND??

I NEED A PHYSICAL INTERVENTION!!

NOW!

Peter Romero · 02-04-2004, 03:38 PM

Drugs are bad... walk away.

Gamble on my program, 50/50 odds.

No cost to you.

We'll both get fatter & summo wrestle at webmaster access in Cancun.

But go to the game & take pix up the cheerleaders skirts again & post here.

GrimShawn · 02-04-2004, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

DUDE!!! WHERE ARE YOU MAN??

IN PORTLAND??

I NEED A PHYSICAL INTERVENTION!!

NOW!

I'm back from there now, sadly I got no love from the family on my trip.. Very very very let down!

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
50/50 odds
no fuckin shit, my girls birthday is on sunday as well

so what man, suprise her. tell her i know your birthday is on sunday but i love you more every day and take her out for the intire night. spend the money you were going to bet on the games, or hell even a portion of it, on what you guys do tonight, and im sure you will feel a fuck of alot better in the morning.

Im gunna buy her a Gucci Watch..

That watch will be cheaper when I win..

I bought myself a 2k Fendi Watch in Vegas..

Its negrofied.

pornstar2pac · 02-04-2004, 03:40 PM

Bet with a friend and loser has to pick up the others dog shit for a week.

you will be rooting for whoever you picked..that's a lock

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

I'm back from there now, sadly I got no love from the family on my trip.. Very very very let down!

Bahhhhh.

Last I talked to you, you werent gunna make Portland, just Seattle. I dint want you to go out of your way just to see me.

You had something far more important to focus on I assure you.

There will always be another time. Sometime an exclusive non out of the way Portland trip hopefully.

ytcracker · 02-04-2004, 03:42 PM

dont gamble

seriously

do it for me

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
Bet with a friend and loser has to pick up the others dog shit for a week.

you will be rooting for whoever you picked..that's a lock

My friends think im nuts..

And some wont even talk to me when im like this casue we have a high profile College ball player in our group of friends..

I guess it pretty serious shit when and if they find out Im friends with the guy..

I mean i cant even take him or be seen at a blazer game with em..

And I used to be like a big brother for him..

The world is just fucked.

GrimShawn · 02-04-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

Bahhhhh.

Last I talked to you, you werent gunna make Portland, just Seattle. I dint want you to go out of your way just to see me.

You had something far more important to focus on I assure you.

There will always be another time. Sometime an exclusive non out of the way Portland trip hopefully.

You never got back to me, or called. I left messages and e mails and nothing.. No love from the family! No annoucement!

Peter Romero · 02-04-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

You never got back to me, or called. I left messages and e mails and nothing.. No love from the family! No annoucement!

Well then I don't feel so left out either...

Cory W · 02-04-2004, 03:50 PM

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I sit right behind Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft and owner of the Blazers.. one of the richest men in the world and he knows me by name...

That is awesome, I have come across some damn good Laker tickets in the past. There is nothing like being up close in the NBA.

Closest I have been is floor seats at the Clippers. I really don't like the Clippers.

Why are you so confident that the Suns will lose to the Blazers? Portland only has 6 road wins..they are in Phoenix, right?

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 03:50 PM

Hmmm what do you guys think about The Mavs and the Ass Hornets game??

Can the Mavs take em in Asshornetville?

GrimShawn · 02-04-2004, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

You never got back to me, or called. I left messages and e mails and nothing.. No love from the family! No annoucement!

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

You never got back to me, or called. I left messages and e mails and nothing.. No love from the family! No annoucement!

I cant make the annoncement when you are MIA!!

Announcement cumming soon.

HEy how was your trip otherwise?
Seattle is a great place

GrimShawn · 02-04-2004, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

I cant make the annoncement when you are MIA!!

Announcement cumming soon.

HEy how was your trip otherwise?
Seattle is a great place

Trip was great will give you details later!

And i'm not MIA, just been sitting and waiting for it to happen so we can make some real noise!

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 03:58 PM

Ok bet placed..

2 team parlay..

Wolves minus 3 (i bought points)

and Blazers plus 2..

I still have a bit left over in my deposit..
I want to do a straight up bet on a team..

Tell me GFY.. What should I do..

More on the Blazers??

The Griz??

The Mavs?

Head · 02-04-2004, 03:59 PM

I oldman has a Gambling problem. I say no! Go workout or do something else!

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
I oldman has a Gambling problem. I say no! Go workout or do something else!

LOL.. Workout!!!

Haa! Have you seen me latlely..

I havent worked out since 2001

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 04:03 PM

Some people just have sports gambling in their blood. Not much you can do about it, gamble gamble gamble and enjoy! Just do not lose.

Seriously, my uncle was a professional gambler in NY for 45 years. He won for 40, lived the lifestyle of a millionaire, never had a job. Finally, it all caught up to him. He had to hit the road in the middle of the night, leave his house, leave everything, live in an apt in minn. for 7 years. He owed the mob $700k. Moved to Dallas a few years ago sure that they had long forgotten about him. Few weeks ago, they tracked him down again. Scary shit, and sad to see someone 65 have to deal with it.

Unfortunatly, I can never give him a penny, he would just spend it on gambling.

Personally, all forms of gambling bore me.

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Hmmm what do you guys think about The Mavs and the Ass Hornets game??

Can the Mavs take em in Asshornetville?

Mavs played like shit last night. Back to back, I would say mavs lose. But do not call me if you lose the house!

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 04:04 PM

Hey Grim..

Your first Test to see if you have it..

Pick one and only one..

Im putting the money on one of the Pre-selected winners I have listed here on games im intrested in..

1. Wolves
2 Blazers
3. Griz
4. Lakers
5 Mavs

Pick one..

VP needs to make big game day decsions for me and the family..

Here you go..

ITs a big and serous task. You must choose.

The rest of my money will go on that team for tonight.

Houdini · 02-04-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Ok bet placed..

2 team parlay..

Wolves minus 3 (i bought points)

and Blazers plus 2..

I still have a bit left over in my deposit..
I want to do a straight up bet on a team..

Tell me GFY.. What should I do..

More on the Blazers??

The Griz??

The Mavs?

Stoudemire is returning tonight for the Suns after 9 games out, that may not be a good bet. I bet that the Wolves will have the highest scoring player of the game. Garnett, Cassell and Sprewell have all been doing 25+ in the past few games.

ytcracker · 02-04-2004, 04:06 PM

fuck bone i cant believe it

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 04:09 PM

Boneprone, send me the $, I will hold it. Then send to your wife, and she will go shopping. In the end, life will be much better!

sternyduke · 02-04-2004, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac

Never bet with your heart boneprone

I've been in Online sportsbook biz for 5 years and I've seen every bettors habit and addictions.

DON't do it.

NEVER BET WITH YOUR HEART

are you still in the business? i always wanted to start a sportsbook but there were so many legal bulshit getting in the way so i said fuck it...

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
Boneprone, send me the $, I will hold it. Then send to your wife, and she will go shopping. In the end, life will be much better!

Thats the problem...

Shit, on Friday I get to go to the Car show have fun, and then head over to the jewler and get her watch..

Hopefully with sportsbook's money.

ytcracker · 02-04-2004, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
Boneprone, send me the $, I will hold it. Then send to your wife, and she will go shopping. In the end, life will be much better!

this is brilliant thinking
take a page out of the bible of the married man

it trumps all others

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 04:11 PM

Where is Grim Shawn??

Ive given him this task..

Do not tell me he is not completing it!

GrimShawn · 02-04-2004, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Hey Grim..

Your first Test to see if you have it..

Pick one and only one..

Im putting the money on one of the Pre-selected winners I have listed here on games im intrested in..

1. Wolves
2 Blazers
3. Griz
4. Lakers
5 Mavs

Pick one..

VP needs to make big game day decsions for me and the family..

Here you go..

ITs a big and serous task. You must choose.

The rest of my money will go on that team for tonight.

1 The wolves will hand the hawks there ass man. T-wolves are 8-2 over the last ten and the Hawks are 4-6.

2 this one is to close for me, both are not doing well. Neither are hot right now, so it's a shot in the dark.

3 Griz all the way, Wizz can't hang

4 I like the cavs in the upset they are hot right now and the Lakers and not

5 Mavs all the way easy one

boneprone · 02-04-2004, 04:17 PM

Ok...

Wolves, Griz, Mavs Parlay.

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 04:18 PM

Remind me to read this thread tonight. But I predict a mavs loss. They are back to playing like shit. I have season tickets, went to 1 game all year.

dank · 02-04-2004, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

1 The wolves will hand the hawks there ass man. T-wolves are 8-2 over the last ten and the Hawks are 4-6.

2 this one is to close for me, both are not doing well. Neither are hot right now, so it's a shot in the dark.

3 Griz all the way, Wizz can't hang

4 I like the cavs in the upset they are hot right now and the Lakers and not

5 Mavs all the way easy one

wrong...

The right answer is none of the above and telling him not to gamble.

Greg B · 02-04-2004, 04:24 PM

Gambling is an impulse based on wanting to be right.

You have to realize that you don't have to prove yourself to anybody. When you're right you're right!

Instead of gambling money try making a bet with the Mrs. . Tell her if you win she has to make you a cake or something but if you lose you have to take her to a big ass dinner with all the frills.

dank · 02-04-2004, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
Remind me to read this thread tonight. But I predict a mavs loss. They are back to playing like shit. I have season tickets, went to 1 game all year.

Yeah true.

But the Asshorents as BP calls em are off a 3 game loosing streak (bp loves streaks) and are also playing like shit.

Mavs won against Golden State last night, and 4 games before that won a big game against the Kings.

This game is scarry, but I see exactly what BP is seeing.

And the fact that the Mavs have owned the Asshornets for so long also makes this attractive.

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dank

Yeah true.

But the Asshorents as BP calls em are off a 3 game loosing streak (bp loves streaks) and are also playing like shit.

Mavs won against Golden State last night, and 4 games before that won a big game against the Kings.

This game is scarry, but I see exactly what BP is seeing.

And the fact that the Mavs have owned the Asshornets for so long also makes this attractive.

Maybe someone should call MIKEAI. He has courtside hornets season tickets. He could throw some b4l signs during the game. Since he is from NO, he has to know how to throw signs.

GrimShawn · 02-04-2004, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dank

wrong...

The right answer is none of the above and telling him not to gamble.

Dank relax dude, you know the drill! Tis all good baby! How you doin anyways

dank · 02-04-2004, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw

Maybe someone should call MIKEAI. He has courtside hornets season tickets. He could throw some b4l signs during the game. Since he is from NO, he has to know how to throw signs.

Ha! That would be funny..

And a sign that says "Boneprone You're Fucked"

Theo · 02-04-2004, 04:33 PM

your friends are here to support you bro

GO BLAZERS

I FEEL IT, DO IT

Wiseman · 02-04-2004, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Ive been living life day by day. Things have been really good.

Ive been happy and been sleeping well at night.

Ive gone 32 days clean and sober of gambling. For me thats good.

I sold and gave away most of my Blazer Season Tickets (not all of em) to my accountant, some drug sales reps and other old friends. The itch to gamble has not been there since ive been staying away from the game.. It helps..

But today I think im gunna fall off the wagon.

The Blazer +2 spread tonigh against the Suns is too good to pass up..

My finger is on the button for the deposit right now as we speak.

I think i need intervention.

Dude dont do it!!!!
Send me the $$$ I will make the bet that way it wont be like you makeing it!!!
And Bone.... I wont even charge you for this!!
This is from pure friendship man

dank · 02-04-2004, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

Dank relax dude, you know the drill! Tis all good baby! How you doin anyways

Doin good bro!

I got my insurance to pay for my Valtrex.. Thanks for the advice bro..

I dont have to use that Generic Acaclivir anymore.

GrimShawn · 02-04-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dank

Doin good bro!

I got my insurance to pay for my Valtrex.. Thanks for the advice bro..

I dont have to use that Generic Acaclivir anymore.

You know I always look out for the family! IT's my job bro! Vp and all!

We got lots of catching up to do, you really need to get a messanger that I can get you on, or your cellie!

dank · 02-04-2004, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

You know I always look out for the family! IT's my job bro! Vp and all!

We got lots of catching up to do, you really need to get a messanger that I can get you on, or your cellie!

Dude..
I work at the airport..

Im only online when Im at the Library posting.

makefuckingmoney · 02-04-2004, 04:45 PM

The sure path to losing..is betting on the team you love...

Go jerk off and take a nap..wake up and see you lost..but at least you got to jerk off!!

GrimShawn · 02-04-2004, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dank

Dude..
I work at the airport..

Im only online when Im at the Library posting.

Are you still in Van Nuys? Shoot me an e mail with ya number grimshawn At hotmail dotcom

cluck · 02-04-2004, 04:49 PM

Those of us who don't like sports and gamble for the sole reason of getting cold hard cash see people like you as the suckers who make us able to rake it in.

In gambling, unlike gay sex, you're more a man if you're the reciever rather than the giver.

dank · 02-04-2004, 04:50 PM

No dude..

I live in Portland with BP.

02-04-2004, 03:36 PM	#51
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	50/50 odds no fuckin shit, my girls birthday is on sunday as well so what man, suprise her. tell her i know your birthday is on sunday but i love you more every day and take her out for the intire night. spend the money you were going to bet on the games, or hell even a portion of it, on what you guys do tonight, and im sure you will feel a fuck of alot better in the morning. __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

02-04-2004, 03:36 PM	#52
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02-04-2004, 03:38 PM	#56
Peter Romero Long time no happy ending Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 10,578	Drugs are bad... walk away. Gamble on my program, 50/50 odds. No cost to you. We'll both get fatter & summo wrestle at webmaster access in Cancun. But go to the game & take pix up the cheerleaders skirts again & post here. __________________ POVCash [email protected] See them all here: http://www.Petergirls.com

02-04-2004, 03:40 PM	#59
pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	Bet with a friend and loser has to pick up the others dog shit for a week. you will be rooting for whoever you picked..that's a lock __________________ Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

02-04-2004, 03:42 PM	#61
ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	dont gamble seriously do it for me __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

02-04-2004, 03:37 PM	#53
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02-04-2004, 03:50 PM	#66
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Hmmm what do you guys think about The Mavs and the Ass Hornets game?? Can the Mavs take em in Asshornetville? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-04-2004, 03:58 PM	#70
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Ok bet placed.. 2 team parlay.. Wolves minus 3 (i bought points) and Blazers plus 2.. I still have a bit left over in my deposit.. I want to do a straight up bet on a team.. Tell me GFY.. What should I do.. More on the Blazers?? The Griz?? The Mavs? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-04-2004, 03:59 PM	#71
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	I oldman has a Gambling problem. I say no! Go workout or do something else! __________________

02-04-2004, 04:03 PM	#73
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Some people just have sports gambling in their blood. Not much you can do about it, gamble gamble gamble and enjoy! Just do not lose. Seriously, my uncle was a professional gambler in NY for 45 years. He won for 40, lived the lifestyle of a millionaire, never had a job. Finally, it all caught up to him. He had to hit the road in the middle of the night, leave his house, leave everything, live in an apt in minn. for 7 years. He owed the mob $700k. Moved to Dallas a few years ago sure that they had long forgotten about him. Few weeks ago, they tracked him down again. Scary shit, and sad to see someone 65 have to deal with it. Unfortunatly, I can never give him a penny, he would just spend it on gambling. Personally, all forms of gambling bore me. __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

02-04-2004, 04:04 PM	#75
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Hey Grim.. Your first Test to see if you have it.. Pick one and only one.. Im putting the money on one of the Pre-selected winners I have listed here on games im intrested in.. 1. Wolves 2 Blazers 3. Griz 4. Lakers 5 Mavs Pick one.. VP needs to make big game day decsions for me and the family.. Here you go.. ITs a big and serous task. You must choose. The rest of my money will go on that team for tonight. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-04-2004, 04:06 PM	#77
ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	fuck bone i cant believe it __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

02-04-2004, 04:09 PM	#78
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Boneprone, send me the $, I will hold it. Then send to your wife, and she will go shopping. In the end, life will be much better! __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

02-04-2004, 04:11 PM	#82
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Where is Grim Shawn?? Ive given him this task.. Do not tell me he is not completing it! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-04-2004, 04:17 PM	#84
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Ok... Wolves, Griz, Mavs Parlay. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-04-2004, 04:18 PM	#85
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Remind me to read this thread tonight. But I predict a mavs loss. They are back to playing like shit. I have season tickets, went to 1 game all year. __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

02-04-2004, 04:24 PM	#87
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Gambling is an impulse based on wanting to be right. You have to realize that you don't have to prove yourself to anybody. When you're right you're right! Instead of gambling money try making a bet with the Mrs. . Tell her if you win she has to make you a cake or something but if you lose you have to take her to a big ass dinner with all the frills.

02-04-2004, 04:33 PM	#92
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	your friends are here to support you bro GO BLAZERS I FEEL IT, DO IT

02-04-2004, 04:45 PM	#97
makefuckingmoney Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,277	The sure path to losing..is betting on the team you love... Go jerk off and take a nap..wake up and see you lost..but at least you got to jerk off!!

02-04-2004, 04:49 PM	#99
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Those of us who don't like sports and gamble for the sole reason of getting cold hard cash see people like you as the suckers who make us able to rake it in. In gambling, unlike gay sex, you're more a man if you're the reciever rather than the giver. __________________ icq 279990726 www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

02-04-2004, 04:50 PM	#100
dank Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,674	No dude.. I live in Portland with BP.