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SomeCreep · 02-05-2004, 02:10 AM

50 secrets to getting girls

maxjohan · 02-05-2004, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by mindoza
first off you guys seem to be looking for a mirage....most avg girls are much better lovers and companions in the end...give a girl with a personality a chance instead..you might find she is everything you wanted. After all how many of you guys are Vin Deseils???

Giacomo Casanova

I don't think he look that good. He slept with 20 000 women.

He even slept with his own daugther
without knowing about it.

beemk · 02-05-2004, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by mindoza
most avg girls are much better lovers and companions in the end

yeah just keep telling yourself that because you have low standards...

beemk · 02-05-2004, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by maxjohan

He even slept with his own daugther
without knowing about it.

sick

SLAiN787 · 02-05-2004, 02:14 AM

Women love a challenge. Be the "too-cool-for-school" type and you will usually get them everytime.

maxjohan · 02-05-2004, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by media
Wear a wedding ring on your finger, and act like your married...

you'll get mad play.. When you wanna break up with the girl, just tell her your thinking about getting a divorce from your wife.. The thrill will be gone, and they'll dump you..

take your child with you...that's a winner too

Diabolical Cord · 02-05-2004, 02:19 AM

You definitely can't be too nice to them. I found that by ignoring a girl sometimes, you'll get more attention from her.

maxjohan · 02-05-2004, 02:20 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
One guess. When you can do magic tricks and tell girls you can turn them into real bunny wabbits.

I wonder if he has slept with them all at the
same time.

Wasn't it he that said that viagra was his saver lol?

Peter Romero · 02-05-2004, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by maxjohan
take your child with you...that's a winner too

Puppy's are a great buffer.

I didn't even know that until I went to the Mall pet store with my un-named puppy...

women were running from far away to say "hello" to me, and pet my dog.

That day I named him Romeo

I knew he was gonna get me laid!

Ben-MensNiche · 02-05-2004, 02:33 AM

Ben's school of picking up chicks: Be a little mean but make sure it's the see-through kind of mean so she can see you have a heart under it, be generous and funny (double on the funny), smile lots, act like a fool, have fun, be yourself.

Bring her chocolates, but make sure you find out what brand she likes first and buy her something that she doesn't like - it's the thought that counts, and this way you get to eat them all

and there's always "Diamonds...because she'd pretty much have to"

Damnit, I'm going to have to think up some new tricks to pick up all those GFY babes now...

Peter Romero · 02-05-2004, 02:35 AM

Just dress like this guy & everything will be fine.

Ben-MensNiche · 02-05-2004, 02:35 AM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy

Puppy's are a great buffer.

I didn't even know that until I went to the Mall pet store with my un-named puppy...

women were running from far away to say "hello" to me, and pet my dog.

That day I named him Romeo

I knew he was gonna get me laid!

You could have used it as a line...

"What's his name?",
"I didn't name him yet, I tell you what, why don't you pick one for him?"
"How about Romeo"
"Nah, too corny, I tell you what, why don't we grab a coffee and you can help me pick something."

Boom, you're in!

Edit: Okay, tomorrow I'm going to the pound to rescue a puppy any web hotties wanna come help me choose him?

maxjohan · 02-05-2004, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by POV Porn guy

Puppy's are a great buffer.

I didn't even know that until I went to the Mall pet store with my un-named puppy...

women were running from far away to say "hello" to me, and pet my dog.

That day I named him Romeo

I knew he was gonna get me laid!

So you take his women?

racksale · 02-05-2004, 04:08 AM

Goodness, doesn't anybody realize that with a 6-pack and chiseled physique, you could say the stupidest shit in the world and almost every girl would be dying to get with you? Is this not blatantly obvious? First get an incredible body, then if you have trouble picking up women, seek help. They want somebody who's hot, rich, intelligent, a father-like/caring figure, and has a good personality (yeap, least important factor), exactly in that order of importance. So hit those treadmills before you polish those pickup lines!

smokincash · 02-05-2004, 06:14 AM

The secret is, that U just have to stay interesting for her, kind of mystic U know what I mean ?
It´s good when U are honest, nice and stuff like that, but U have to be kind of a challenge to her, then she feels needed

CamChicks · 02-05-2004, 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by racksale
Goodness, doesn't anybody realize that with a 6-pack and chiseled physique, you could say the stupidest shit in the world and almost every girl would be dying to get with you?

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