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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Puppy's are a great buffer.
I didn't even know that until I went to the Mall pet store with my un-named puppy...
women were running from far away to say "hello" to me, and pet my dog.
That day I named him Romeo
I knew he was gonna get me laid!
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You could have used it as a line...
"What's his name?",
"I didn't name him yet, I tell you what, why don't you pick one for him?"
"How about Romeo"
"Nah, too corny, I tell you what, why don't we grab a coffee and you can help me pick something."
Boom, you're in!
Edit: Okay, tomorrow I'm going to the pound to rescue a puppy any web hotties wanna come help me choose him?