DaKine

I received this email this morning, thought it was pretty interesting and a good read......I am not "for" or "against" Bush but this is rather enlightening, opinions?


> >
> > Please read carefully and think about how you'll
> > vote in 2004
> >
> >
> >
> > RESUME
> >
> > GEORGE W. BUSH
> >
> > 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
> >
> > Washington, DC 20520
> >
> > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
> >
> > Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport,
> > Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of
> > alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
> > driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
> > driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
> > Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and
> > went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer
> > any questions about my drug use. By joining the
> > Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat
> > duty in Vietnam. College: I graduated from Yale
> > University with a low C average. I was a
> > cheerleader. PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> >
> > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career
> > in the oil business in Midland,Texas, in 1975.
> >
> > I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil
> > inTexas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I
> > sold all my stock. Ibought the Texas Rangers
> > baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
> > using taxpayer money.
> >
> > With the help of my father and our friends in the
> > oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was
> > elected governor of Texas.
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
> >
> > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
> > oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state
> > in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the
> > most smog-ridden city in America.
> >
> > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
> > tune of billions in borrowed money.
> >
> > I set the record for the most executions by any
> > governor in American history.
> >
> > With the help of my brother, the governor of
> > Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme
> > Court, I became President after losing by over
> > 500,000 votes.
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
> >
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
> > office with a criminal record.
> >
> > I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
> > cost of over one billion dollars per week.
> >
> > I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
> > the U.S. Treasury.
> >
> > I shattered the record for the largest annual
> > deficit in U.S. history.
> >
> > I set an economic record for most private
> > bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
> > period.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
> > the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first
> > year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
> > jobs and that trend continues every month.
> >
> > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
> > richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
> > "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a
> > Chevron oil tanker named after her.
> >
> > I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
> > trips by a U.S. President.
> >
> > I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the
> > most corporate campaign donations.
> >
> > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
> > my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
> > largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,
> > Enron.
> >
> > My political party used Enron private jets and
> > corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
> > U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
> >
> > I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
> > investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
> > investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
> > investigating one of the biggest corporate rip- offs in history.
> >
> > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
> > history and refused to intervene when corruption
> > involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided
> > over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
> >
> > I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
> > criminals to be awarded government contracts.
> >
> > I appointed more convicted criminals to
> > administration than any President in U.S. history.
> >
> > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
> > largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
> > States government.
> >
> > I've broken more international treaties than any
> > President in U.S. history.
> >
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
> > United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
> >
> > I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
> >
> > I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S.
> > "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have
> > refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
> >
> > I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
> > election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
> >
> > I set the record for fewest numbers of press
> > conferences of any President since the advent of television.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
> > in any one-year period. After taking off the entire
> > month of August, I presided over the worst security
> > failure in U.S. history.
> >
> > I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
> > World Trade Center attacks and less than a year
> > later made the U.S. the most hated country in the
> > world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
> > history.
> >
> > I have set the all-time record for most people
> > worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
> > venues (15 million people), shattering the record
> > for protests against any person in the history of
> > mankind.
> >
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
> > pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
> > nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
> > majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
> >
> > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut
> > in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in
> > wartime.
> >
> > In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
> > reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies
> > on our British friends.
> >
> > I am the first President in history to have a
> > majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as
> > the biggest threat to world peace and security.
> >
> > I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
> > Bunker Buster," a WMD.
> >
> > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
> > Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.
> >
> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> >
> > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
> > now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable
> > for public view.
> >
> > All records of SEC investigations into my insider
> > trading and my bankrupt companies are sealedin
> > secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
> > attended regarding public energypolicy are sealed in secrecy and
> > unavailable for public review.
> >
> > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

foolio

Wow, my mom sent me the same email....

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Fletch XXX

http://www.awolbush.com

why didnt they go back a little further than 76?

in 72 he was deserting his military duties.

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rooster

did you know that in 1993 Hillary Clinton had her thesis from her college days at Wellslyan college put under lock and key because she didnt want her radical leanings let out.


my point, none really, just funny listening to the left whine.

The guy is going to get re-elected. These people should put their time and effort into making their community better instead of dividing the parties even more.

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Fletch XXX

live in SO Cal.

My community is mostly Mexican Immigrants, MANY of which are Illegal.

Bush wants to give them drivers licenses and citizenship, hell probably even benefits.

What happened to taking catre of Americans first?

this has nothing to do with the right or the left, its about making choices for OUR community.

America is my community.

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remember, its always the left, that you have to whine about.

""He didn't even have the satisfaction of being killed for civil rights . . . . It's ? it had to be some silly little Communist." ? Jackie Kennedy, on hearing that a leftist had been arrested for her husband's murder."

http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/home.htm

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buddyjuf

good shit! thread bookmarked

jas1552

Agreed. The democrat candidates would probably go even further though. I started noticing huge increases in the population of mexicans here in South Carolina in the mid 90's. Clinton did nothing to stop it and Bush isn't doing any better.

Head

Glad he's not my President!

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directfiesta

Always back with the Clinton's... Meanwhile, work more because you have a deficit to pay.

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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

mardigras

If I were Mexican and made it past the US border I think I would be inspired to see if I could make it past the Canadian border

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feN

same here

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The Truth Hurts

Sitting Presidents are always compared to their predecessors, you fucking moron.

GonePhishing

Posted this before, but I liked this so much, I'll post it again!

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today.
1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.

4. "Standing Tall" for America means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but >multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind >without regulation.

6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.

9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

11. HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.

12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

13. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

18. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashhahahahaha can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.

19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the 1980s is irrelevant.

20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

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directfiesta

Didn't know Hillary had been president.

Please, in Canada. moron is associated to Bush, so...

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But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

CraigA

Not so fast my friend. Bush's approval rating dipped below 50% this week, an all time low, and several recent polls showed him losing the presidential election to either John Kerry or John Edwards.
The electorate maybe finally coming to their senses that George Dubya is one of the biggest frauds ever imposed on the American people.

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The Truth Hurts

I didn't reply to the Hillary post, I replied to yours.

"Always back with the Clinton's" is what you said, wasn't it?

One of those "Clinton's" you mentioned was was the President, right?

My statement stands.

iFliPcEss

bush resume is kinda impressive REALLY

fuelcell

It's the stuff of delusion to believe that Kerry would be better for Bush. They are both members of the Skull 'n Bones and, like every politician of note, they are both bought and paid for by those formerly known as "special interests" - the multinational corporations. These corporations pretty much run things whether it's Bush in office or some other puppet. Silly to cry "conspiracy" over posts like this . . . there's no conspiracy. That would suggest that it's something other than common knowledge.

The power of corporations has never been so evident, so baldly demonstrated, as under Bush. They must think they've won. And I've never seen a President wield power in such autocratic fashion.

I'm starting to ramble Just some shit I've been thinking about while I watch the major networks jam Kerry down our collective throats.

I for one think that we may not see Bush in office next year but I don't breath a sigh of relief. The names change but little else.

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frankthetank

Wow, someone takes their shit seriously!