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Old 02-04-2004, 01:07 PM  
DaKine
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:tongue the resume of George Bush

I received this email this morning, thought it was pretty interesting and a good read......I am not "for" or "against" Bush but this is rather enlightening, opinions?


> >
> > Please read carefully and think about how you'll
> > vote in 2004
> >
> >
> >
> > RESUME
> >
> > GEORGE W. BUSH
> >
> > 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
> >
> > Washington, DC 20520
> >
> > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
> >
> > Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport,
> > Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of
> > alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
> > driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
> > driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
> > Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and
> > went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer
> > any questions about my drug use. By joining the
> > Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat
> > duty in Vietnam. College: I graduated from Yale
> > University with a low C average. I was a
> > cheerleader. PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> >
> > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career
> > in the oil business in Midland,Texas, in 1975.
> >
> > I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil
> > inTexas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I
> > sold all my stock. Ibought the Texas Rangers
> > baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
> > using taxpayer money.
> >
> > With the help of my father and our friends in the
> > oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was
> > elected governor of Texas.
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
> >
> > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
> > oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state
> > in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the
> > most smog-ridden city in America.
> >
> > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
> > tune of billions in borrowed money.
> >
> > I set the record for the most executions by any
> > governor in American history.
> >
> > With the help of my brother, the governor of
> > Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme
> > Court, I became President after losing by over
> > 500,000 votes.
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
> >
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
> > office with a criminal record.
> >
> > I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
> > cost of over one billion dollars per week.
> >
> > I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
> > the U.S. Treasury.
> >
> > I shattered the record for the largest annual
> > deficit in U.S. history.
> >
> > I set an economic record for most private
> > bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
> > period.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
> > the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first
> > year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
> > jobs and that trend continues every month.
> >
> > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
> > richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
> > "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a
> > Chevron oil tanker named after her.
> >
> > I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
> > trips by a U.S. President.
> >
> > I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the
> > most corporate campaign donations.
> >
> > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
> > my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
> > largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,
> > Enron.
> >
> > My political party used Enron private jets and
> > corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
> > U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
> >
> > I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
> > investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
> > investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
> > investigating one of the biggest corporate rip- offs in history.
> >
> > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
> > history and refused to intervene when corruption
> > involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided
> > over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
> >
> > I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
> > criminals to be awarded government contracts.
> >
> > I appointed more convicted criminals to
> > administration than any President in U.S. history.
> >
> > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
> > largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
> > States government.
> >
> > I've broken more international treaties than any
> > President in U.S. history.
> >
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
> > United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
> >
> > I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
> >
> > I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S.
> > "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have
> > refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
> >
> > I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
> > election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
> >
> > I set the record for fewest numbers of press
> > conferences of any President since the advent of television.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
> > in any one-year period. After taking off the entire
> > month of August, I presided over the worst security
> > failure in U.S. history.
> >
> > I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
> > World Trade Center attacks and less than a year
> > later made the U.S. the most hated country in the
> > world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
> > history.
> >
> > I have set the all-time record for most people
> > worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
> > venues (15 million people), shattering the record
> > for protests against any person in the history of
> > mankind.
> >
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
> > pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
> > nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
> > majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
> >
> > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut
> > in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in
> > wartime.
> >
> > In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
> > reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies
> > on our British friends.
> >
> > I am the first President in history to have a
> > majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as
> > the biggest threat to world peace and security.
> >
> > I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
> > Bunker Buster," a WMD.
> >
> > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
> > Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.
> >
> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> >
> > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
> > now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable
> > for public view.
> >
> > All records of SEC investigations into my insider
> > trading and my bankrupt companies are sealedin
> > secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
> > attended regarding public energypolicy are sealed in secrecy and
> > unavailable for public review.
> >
> > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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