How can you tell when your car mechanic just had sex? - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 02-03-2004, 10:40 PM

A: One of his fingers is clean.

chowda · 02-03-2004, 10:53 PM

when ur car is louder than ur wife?

Tala · 02-03-2004, 10:54 PM

funkmaster · 02-03-2004, 10:56 PM

skidmarks on your wife ??

digifan · 02-03-2004, 10:56 PM

Naughty but good

Stallion · 02-03-2004, 10:57 PM

when you have to wipe the lube off your ass after he hands you the bill..

kristin · 02-04-2004, 12:52 AM

fuzebox · 02-04-2004, 12:54 AM

Once my gf started trying to drag me off to the bedroom while I was in the middle of changing my oil...

What a pain in the ass, had to change my clothes, wash my hands over and over, she should know better than to interrupt me while I was working on the car!

Bree · 02-04-2004, 12:57 AM

there's a courtesy floor mat on your seats?

kowntafit · 02-04-2004, 01:24 AM

nice one!

ModelPerfect · 02-04-2004, 02:34 AM

He's stuck in the tailpipe?

Micah - Drizunk · 02-04-2004, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuzebox
Once my gf started trying to drag me off to the bedroom while I was in the middle of changing my oil...

What a pain in the ass, had to change my clothes, wash my hands over and over, she should know better than to interrupt me while I was working on the car!

i like this guy, do we have to kill him?

NedFLanders · 02-04-2004, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
A: One of his fingers is clean.

Raf1 · 02-04-2004, 05:34 AM

My friend's a macanic. I've got to tell him that joke. Good one

DarkJedi · 02-04-2004, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
How can you tell when your car mechanic just had sex?

your anus is oozing semen ?

TweetyBird · 02-04-2004, 05:39 AM

Sp1nal · 02-04-2004, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
A: One of his fingers is clean.

Fingers?

) Why fingers?

Head · 02-04-2004, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuzebox
Once my gf started trying to drag me off to the bedroom while I was in the middle of changing my oil...

What a pain in the ass, had to change my clothes, wash my hands over and over, she should know better than to interrupt me while I was working on the car!

You poor thing!

myjah · 02-04-2004, 09:22 AM

lol. well that really depends on who he had sex with, doesn't it?

jmk · 02-04-2004, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ModelPerfect
He's stuck in the tailpipe?

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