How can you tell when your car mechanic just had sex?
 

A: One of his fingers is clean.

when ur car is louder than ur wife?

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skidmarks on your wife ??

Naughty but good :Graucho

when you have to wipe the lube off your ass after he hands you the bill..

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Once my gf started trying to drag me off to the bedroom while I was in the middle of changing my oil...

What a pain in the ass, had to change my clothes, wash my hands over and over, she should know better than to interrupt me while I was working on the car! :feels-hot :1orglaugh

there's a courtesy floor mat on your seats?

nice one!:1orglaugh

He's stuck in the tailpipe?

i like this guy, do we have to kill him?

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My friend's a macanic. I've got to tell him that joke. Good one:)

your anus is oozing semen ?

lol :1orglaugh

Fingers? :)) Why fingers?

You poor thing!

lol. well that really depends on who he had sex with, doesn't it?

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