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02-03-2004, 02:12 AM
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Joke Thread
If you have a joke, post it here.
"What's better than winning the special olympics? ~ Not being in it." -lol
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02-03-2004, 02:14 AM
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I have a joke site with over 10,000 jokes on it. From which category would you like to hear?
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02-03-2004, 02:15 AM
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Anything. Just post some jokes.
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02-03-2004, 02:16 AM
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Let's do some business.
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 Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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02-03-2004, 02:18 AM
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To give you some hope:
ORIGINAL LIST (AGE 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thougthful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover REVISED LIST (AGE 32): 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, hold chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week REVISED LIST (AGE 42): 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends REVISED LIST (AGE 52): 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers my name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends REVISED LIST (AGE 62): 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend REVISED LIST (AGE 72): 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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02-03-2004, 02:19 AM
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 It is amazing what a content stripper script can do for you in the matter of one day. And no, I am not giving you fuckers the url.
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