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Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:19 AM

I have insomnia . Ask me anything you want

Libertine · 02-03-2004, 12:21 AM

How do I become a guido?

Morgan · 02-03-2004, 12:22 AM

What is sex with a tranny like?

pamphage · 02-03-2004, 12:23 AM

where do we go when we die?

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
How do I become a guido?

Easy.

Get a slick haircut, wear tight fitting club shirts, buzz your chest

Go tanning , go clubbing 2x per week at least , hang out with other guidos also . Hit the gym , do a couple cycles of "sauce", sculpt your eyebrows

bdld · 02-03-2004, 12:24 AM

what would you get a girl for valentines day this yr

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
What is sex with a tranny like?

No clue , ask Sleazy about this

Marcus · 02-03-2004, 12:24 AM

after the sex is over and you're laying in bed, the minutes passing like hours, how long should you wait before getting up and leaving?
and whats the best excuse to get out of there?

PersianKitty · 02-03-2004, 12:25 AM

Hmm I said juicy's name three times out loud and a Wendy's commercial came on tv.

What does that mean?

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdld
what would you get a girl for valentines day this yr

More details please ..how long have you been baging her? r u serious with her? Does she swallow?

Sp1nal · 02-03-2004, 12:26 AM

Who have killed the Kennedy?

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Hmm I said juicy's name three times out loud and a Wendy's commercial came on tv.

What does that mean?

Arghhhh now I am hungry gobble gobble

Marcus · 02-03-2004, 12:27 AM

whats the best response for "I left a message on your machine, why didn't you call me back"?

Babagirls · 02-03-2004, 12:27 AM

why do guys in gangbang pornos treat the girl like shit?

timboss · 02-03-2004, 12:27 AM

Im from Long Island originally, did you ever bang my first girlfriend Vera Colucci?

beemk · 02-03-2004, 12:27 AM

thats like asking a blind man for directions.... i think i will pass

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
after the sex is over and you're laying in bed, the minutes passing like hours, how long should you wait before getting up and leaving?
and whats the best excuse to get out of there?

After you blow your load , light a cigarette. After you finish the smoke get up get dressed and leave before she wants to "cuddle" If she asks why are you leaving tell her that you forgot to feed your doggie and that you have a early morning meeting tomorrow that you cant miss

KRL · 02-03-2004, 12:29 AM

Were you funny as a kid like you are now as an adult? Like the kid that's known as the class clown that makes everyone laugh all the time?

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
whats the best response for "I left a message on your machine, why didn't you call me back"?

Tell her that you didnt check your messages yet

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Were you funny as a kid like you are now as an adult? Like the kid that's known as the class clown that makes everyone laugh all the time?

I spent most of my high school career in the principals office lol

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
thats like asking a blind man for directions.... i think i will pass

Dont hate the player man hate the game

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by timboss
Im from Long Island originally, did you ever bang my first girlfriend Vera Colucci?

Nope you got her number ?

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 02-03-2004, 12:35 AM

Do you go on ICQ? I just added to you to my list to talk about insomnia!

brand0n · 02-03-2004, 12:37 AM

what if you love her but she wont swallow?

goBigtime · 02-03-2004, 12:37 AM

Does it burn when you pee?

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 02-03-2004, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
Does it burn when you pee?

Why do you think I can't sleep?

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
Do you go on ICQ? I just added to you to my list to talk about insomnia!

Yeah but i am not on now its crashes evry so often and only works when i reboot the pc , dont want to reboot now cause i am working on some shit in the background

goBigtime · 02-03-2004, 12:39 AM

Ah... here's a good one for the guido of love...

Valtrex or Acyclovir ?

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
what if you love her but she wont swallow?

Only thing your in love with is her pussy and vagina.... find another girl that swallows and youll be in deeper love with her

Volantt · 02-03-2004, 12:39 AM

If a girl is gagging on your cock how long should you wait till you start to withdrawl from her mouth?

What should you do if a girl while in doggie style tries to keep moving forward on the bed away from your long cock?

... lol ...

V

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 02-03-2004, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

Yeah but i am not on now its crashes evry so often and only works when i reboot the pc , dont want to reboot now cause i am working on some shit in the background

All right then...so you got any tips for the isomnia? Maybe this is a stupid question since you're posting a bored post due to insomnia...

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
Ah here's a good one for the guido of love...

Valtrex or Acyclovir ?

Neither I dip the part of body with sores in bleach for 2 min then rinse with water

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee

All right then...so you got any tips for the isomnia? Maybe this is a stupid question since you're posting a bored post due to insomnia...

Get lil2rich on ICQ and have him lecture you on the "300k TGP theory" it will knock you out in afew minutes

brand0n · 02-03-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

Only thing your in love with is her pussy and vagina.... find another girl that swallows and youll be in deeper love with her

what if there is more then just that, and she still wont swallow?

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Volantt
If a girl is gagging on your cock how long should you wait till you start to withdrawl from her mouth?

What should you do if a girl while in doggie style tries to keep moving forward on the bed away from your long cock?

... lol ...

V

Pull out ASAp so she doesnt puke on your dong

Grab her by the hips and squeeze her towards you till she learns her lesson

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2004, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

what if there is more then just that, and she still wont swallow?

Keep on getting some braods for some "side action" till you find one that swallows the love jizz

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 02-03-2004, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

Get lil2rich on ICQ and have him lecture you on the "300k TGP theory" it will knock you out in afew minutes

OK what's his ICQ number. I will try anything

newbreed · 02-03-2004, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

Dont hate the player man hate the game

OMG, too funny. My girl was convinced I was the only one that ever says this.

pornkitten · 02-03-2004, 01:17 AM

after you cook somethin in the microwave it says let stand for 5 minutes. Is this because it is too hot and they want it to cool in order to avoid being sued (I think) or is this because it actually heats more in the 5 minutes it sits in the hot microwave (friend thinks).. Me and my friend were arguing about this. Please tell us the correct answer thank you.

Volantt · 02-03-2004, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

Pull out ASAp so she doesnt puke on your dong

Grab her by the hips and squeeze her towards you till she learns her lesson

Thanks juicy! You are a life saver....

V

Ash@phpFX · 02-03-2004, 01:47 AM

give up some tips of how you have developed such a deep realtionship with yourself

Smokey The Bear · 02-07-2004, 03:11 PM

What is the meaning of life.

feN · 02-07-2004, 03:16 PM

how do i get my ex gf back?

GiantGnome · 02-07-2004, 03:19 PM

Hi Doctor Juicy. First let me start by saying I am a huge fan of the show and you are a saint for helping lonely people find a life.

Ok now for my question. A fews years ago I talked my wife into letting another woman move in with us. Needless to say the sex was great! After the woman moved out I can not talk my wife into having sex with women again. How do I get my wife into women again?

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