For the next 30 minutes ask me about chicks, dating , relationships and such
 

I have insomnia . Ask me anything you want

How do I become a guido?

What is sex with a tranny like?

where do we go when we die?

http://www.slipperyserpent.com/gfy/juicygrave.jpg

Easy.

Get a slick haircut, wear tight fitting club shirts, buzz your chest

Go tanning , go clubbing 2x per week at least , hang out with other guidos also . Hit the gym , do a couple cycles of "sauce", sculpt your eyebrows

what would you get a girl for valentines day this yr

No clue , ask Sleazy about this

after the sex is over and you're laying in bed, the minutes passing like hours, how long should you wait before getting up and leaving?
and whats the best excuse to get out of there?

Hmm I said juicy's name three times out loud and a Wendy's commercial came on tv.

What does that mean?

More details please ..how long have you been baging her? r u serious with her? Does she swallow?

Who have killed the Kennedy?

Arghhhh now I am hungry gobble gobble :Graucho

whats the best response for "I left a message on your machine, why didn't you call me back"?

why do guys in gangbang pornos treat the girl like shit?

Im from Long Island originally, did you ever bang my first girlfriend Vera Colucci?

thats like asking a blind man for directions.... i think i will pass

After you blow your load , light a cigarette. After you finish the smoke get up get dressed and leave before she wants to "cuddle" If she asks why are you leaving tell her that you forgot to feed your doggie and that you have a early morning meeting tomorrow that you cant miss

Were you funny as a kid like you are now as an adult? Like the kid that's known as the class clown that makes everyone laugh all the time?

Tell her that you didnt check your messages yet

I spent most of my high school career in the principals office lol

Dont hate the player man hate the game

Nope you got her number ?:Graucho

Do you go on ICQ? I just added to you to my list to talk about insomnia! :thumbsup

what if you love her but she wont swallow?

Does it burn when you pee?

Why do you think I can't sleep?

Yeah but i am not on now its crashes evry so often and only works when i reboot the pc , dont want to reboot now cause i am working on some shit in the background

Ah... here's a good one for the guido of love...


Valtrex or Acyclovir ?


:glugglug

Only thing your in love with is her pussy and vagina.... find another girl that swallows and youll be in deeper love with her

If a girl is gagging on your cock how long should you wait till you start to withdrawl from her mouth?

What should you do if a girl while in doggie style tries to keep moving forward on the bed away from your long cock?

... lol ...

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All right then...so you got any tips for the isomnia? Maybe this is a stupid question since you're posting a bored post due to insomnia...

Neither I dip the part of body with sores in bleach for 2 min then rinse with water

Get lil2rich on ICQ and have him lecture you on the "300k TGP theory" it will knock you out in afew minutes

what if there is more then just that, and she still wont swallow?

Pull out ASAp so she doesnt puke on your dong

Grab her by the hips and squeeze her towards you till she learns her lesson

Keep on getting some braods for some "side action" till you find one that swallows the love jizz

OK what's his ICQ number. I will try anything

OMG, too funny. My girl was convinced I was the only one that ever says this.
:)

after you cook somethin in the microwave it says let stand for 5 minutes. Is this because it is too hot and they want it to cool in order to avoid being sued (I think) or is this because it actually heats more in the 5 minutes it sits in the hot microwave (friend thinks).. Me and my friend were arguing about this. Please tell us the correct answer thank you.

Thanks juicy! You are a life saver.... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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give up some tips of how you have developed such a deep realtionship with yourself

What is the meaning of life.

how do i get my ex gf back?

Hi Doctor Juicy. First let me start by saying I am a huge fan of the show and you are a saint for helping lonely people find a life.

Ok now for my question. A fews years ago I talked my wife into letting another woman move in with us. Needless to say the sex was great! After the woman moved out I can not talk my wife into having sex with women again. How do I get my wife into women again?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh