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macker · 02-01-2004, 01:15 AM

On her very first day too! FFS!

I was having a quick wank in my office, and she knocked on the door very lightly and then walked straight in.

By the time she had entered the room I was just covering my crotch and attempting to pull up my pants at the same time.

She was clearly embarassed, being her first day too. She just said "ooh sorry" and then walked backwards out of the door. She dealt with it really well.

Thing is, she will be coming everyday to clean my house and tomorrow, I must at some stage look her in the eye.

Life sometimes sucks.

421Fill · 02-01-2004, 01:16 AM

AWC · 02-01-2004, 01:17 AM

let her finish you off next time... she backed out cause you put it away

[Brian] · 02-01-2004, 01:20 AM

A daily maid?

Just how messy are you?

What would life be like without awkward moments like that though.

integrated · 02-01-2004, 01:22 AM

try locking the door

B40 · 02-01-2004, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
let her finish you off next time... she backed out cause you put it away

What he said...

Got pics of the maid?

Plan9 · 02-01-2004, 01:23 AM

...is she attractive?

Strife · 02-01-2004, 01:24 AM

Mr Pheer · 02-01-2004, 01:27 AM

hey its your dick, your home

you can beat your dick if you want to

mule · 02-01-2004, 01:27 AM

Look on the bright side
Now she won't have to wonder why wiping the desk daily is part of her job description.

macker · 02-01-2004, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40

What he said...

Got pics of the maid?

On her 1st day? She catches me wanking and then you want me to get my digital camera out and ask her for pics?

I can't, I don't have the face. Although I can assure you, her breasts are nice and big. She is 22 years old and most guys would quite willingly put their knob inbetween them.

I don't want to start it, it would cause too many complications when my lady is in the house. AND, I wouldn't want the maid hitting me up for a pay rise just because I boned her.

Digipimp · 02-01-2004, 01:29 AM

Alright here's the deal, go for it again tomorrow when you're in the office and if she comes in the same way without knocking hard and waiting then you know she wants to participate.

B40 · 02-01-2004, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker

On her 1st day? She catches me wanking and then you want me to get my digital camera out and ask her for pics?

I can't, I don't have the face. Although I can assure you, her breasts are nice and big. She is 22 years old and most guys would quite willingly put their knob inbetween them.

I don't want to start it, it would cause too many complications when my lady is in the house. AND, I wouldn't want the maid hitting me up for a pay rise just because I boned her.

You're right, it's only the 1st day....report back tomorrow with a pic

mule · 02-01-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Alright here's the deal, go for it again tomorrow when you're in the office and if she comes in the same way without knocking hard and waiting then you know she wants to participate.

That's IF she comes to work at all tomorrow

Chris · 02-01-2004, 01:32 AM

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KDizzla · 02-01-2004, 01:35 AM

can her ass.

jmk · 02-01-2004, 01:42 AM

Hahahah
You should have asked her to dust your knob!

KRL · 02-01-2004, 01:43 AM

Looks like someone got you on tape and its already on the Net!!

http://dawie.rucus.net/chicken.asf

galleryseek · 02-01-2004, 01:44 AM

you lazy asshole, clean the fuckin house yourself

nofx · 02-01-2004, 01:46 AM

that sucks! learn to be faster!

valley hina · 02-01-2004, 01:47 AM

oh shit poor maid

Rorschach · 02-01-2004, 01:51 AM

This is your opportunity to start terrorizing her with your penis. Several times a day, walk into the room behind her and unzip, and just stand there with your cock pointing at her and grinning obscenely. You'll soon discover whether she's down for dirty sex games or not.

wyldblyss · 02-01-2004, 01:53 AM

OMG how embarassing...well...from a female point of view.

SleazyDream · 02-01-2004, 01:54 AM

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Smokey The Bear · 02-01-2004, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by valley hina
oh shit poor maid

lol

macker · 02-01-2004, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
OMG how embarassing...well...from a female point of view.

At least she is being paid during her time of discomfort. What about me?

I now have to walk with my head held low, unless I do what the guys here are telling me in which case she will just think I'm a sexually crazed freak.

No matter which way you look at it, its not good. I would appreciate any feedback on any damage limitation exercises that will improve this situation

mardigras · 02-01-2004, 02:06 AM

Does she do windows?
How about spunky ones?

foolio · 02-01-2004, 02:12 AM

Shit, thats not as bad as when my mom caught me.....

<IMX> · 02-01-2004, 02:13 AM

That's some funny shit man.

Now if she opens the door tomorrow without knockin, you'll know she means business lol!

Tala · 02-01-2004, 02:13 AM

Corleone · 02-01-2004, 02:16 AM

macker · 02-01-2004, 02:49 AM

If she tells my girlfriend it won't be funny shit. I'll get my arse kicked.

Trax · 02-01-2004, 02:54 AM

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Odin · 02-01-2004, 03:10 AM

lol. It is your house though, and surely she would already realise that you probablly beat off. I don't think you should worry about it too much.

Sp1nal · 02-01-2004, 03:11 AM

Oh, it's funny. Be fast, be good ;)

lock · 02-01-2004, 03:13 AM

Part of her job is cleaning up or is that her job.

Daen · 02-01-2004, 03:14 AM

Look what I just found on AsianHouseMaids.com message board.

01 Feb 04 03:15 pm

I have just started a new daily cleaning job and went to clean my new clients office when I caught him playing with himself. He seems to spend all day looking at porn on his computer so it is to be expected. The embarrassing thing is that it was the smallest thing I have ever seen, what should I do?

01 Feb 04 03:20 pm

If I was you I would tell him that compared to Asian men he would be considered larger than average.

01 Feb 04 03:25 pm

Thanks I will tell him that when I have to look him in the eye tomorrow.

foolio · 02-01-2004, 03:19 AM

is she cute? or is she one of the ugly ones?

flashfire · 02-01-2004, 03:22 AM

Just call her in to wipe it up when your done...thats her job isnt it??

SYNIKAL · 02-01-2004, 03:25 AM

almighty · 02-01-2004, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker

I now have to walk with my head held low,

litterally heh

macker · 02-01-2004, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daen
Look what I just found on AsianHouseMaids.com message board.

01 Feb 04 03:15 pm

I have just started a new daily cleaning job and went to clean my new clients office when I caught him playing with himself. He seems to spend all day looking at porn on his computer so it is to be expected. The embarrassing thing is that it was the smallest thing I have ever seen, what should I do?

01 Feb 04 03:20 pm

If I was you I would tell him that compared to Asian men he would be considered larger than average.

01 Feb 04 03:25 pm

Thanks I will tell him that when I have to look him in the eye tomorrow.

lol, if she tells me I'm a big boy and demonstrates her ability to keep a secret... this might be a blessing in disguise .

-HF · 02-01-2004, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker

AND, I wouldn't want the maid hitting me up for a pay rise just because I boned her.

your house, you should know if there are hidden cams. how's she gonna prove you laid her?

02-01-2004, 04:16 AM

Sometimes a lock on a door will stop situations like this from happening!

acctman · 02-01-2004, 04:16 AM

did she point and laugh while backing up? also did you plan on washing your hands afterwards ?

macker · 02-01-2004, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
is she cute? or is she one of the ugly ones?

Put it this way, if I was having a wank and fantasizing about her seeing me masterbating and then walking upto me and finishing me off I would easily cum.

In other words, yes she would have to go.

strobi · 02-01-2004, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daen
Look what I just found on AsianHouseMaids.com message board.

01 Feb 04 03:15 pm

I have just started a new daily cleaning job and went to clean my new clients office when I caught him playing with himself. He seems to spend all day looking at porn on his computer so it is to be expected. The embarrassing thing is that it was the smallest thing I have ever seen, what should I do?

01 Feb 04 03:20 pm

If I was you I would tell him that compared to Asian men he would be considered larger than average.

01 Feb 04 03:25 pm

Thanks I will tell him that when I have to look him in the eye tomorrow.

This is GFY... no doubt!

kmanrox · 02-01-2004, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
try locking the door

dicknixon · 02-01-2004, 07:37 AM

This is something that would happen to George Castanza.

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