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Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2004, 05:42 PM

Monday, February 2, 2004

Superbowl Breast Coverage
Michael to Janet: You're an embarrassment to the family

Houston, TX - Michael Jackson, the King of Pop and star of The Smoking Gun, released a statement this morning through the Nation of Islam, condemning his sister's bare-breasted Superbowl halftime stunt. The stunt has become the most talked about story from the 2004 Superbowl, overshadowing the Patriot victory and inciting more internet traffic than MyDoom's swipe at SCO.

At the end of the performance, Justin Timberlake, who is known for his über-impressive sexual résumé, ripped off part of Janet's costume exposing her right breast. This while he sang "I can have you naked, by the end of this song," a line from his "Rock Your Body" single. While Janet quickly moved to cover her breast, the broadcast's sound was completely eclipsed by a collective "damn!" and high-fives from men the world over.

Michael stated that this incident is by far the most embarrassing of any Jackson scandals in recent years.

"I've stood by Janet through thick and thin. Through her nasty divorce, to the rumors of her espresso-laced enemas. But this has gone too far. The Jackson family name has stood for dignity and pride for so long. For her to ruin it with one fell swoop of Justin's perverted hand is disgraceful. What will the world think of us now?

"To molest young boys is one thing, the Catholic Church understands that. But to expose yourself in front of 140 million people. Where does this madness end? We have to draw the line somewhere."

Jermaine Jackson, who has been competing with Gloria Allred for the coveted "Media Whore" title, offered his insightful commentary on Fox News this morning.

"I'm kinda on the fence with this one. I mean, I love Janet more than the world, but she shamed the family yesterday. Now, instead of the Jackson name being synonymous with family values and man-boy love sleepovers, it will be linked forever with Janet's bare breast. We can't have that."

DarkJedi · 02-02-2004, 05:43 PM

hahaha

Link ?

AdultNex · 02-02-2004, 05:44 PM

Quote:

For her to ruin it with one fell swoop of Justin's perverted hand is disgraceful.

Uh...

Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2004, 05:44 PM

http://www.thewiredpress.com/archive...wl_janet.html#

bhutocracy · 02-02-2004, 05:44 PM

Seb From Holland · 02-02-2004, 05:46 PM

Fu-Q · 02-02-2004, 05:47 PM

"To molest young boys is one thing, the Catholic Church understands that. But to expose yourself in front of 140 million people. Where does this madness end? We have to draw the line somewhere."

no fucking way, did he really say that?

PattyeCake* · 02-02-2004, 05:47 PM

DarkJedi · 02-02-2004, 05:48 PM

"To molest young boys is one thing, the Catholic Church understands that. But to expose yourself in front of 140 million people. Where does this madness end? We have to draw the line somewhere."

NO fucking way that article is real

Peaches · 02-02-2004, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fu-Q
"To molest young boys is one thing, the Catholic Church understands that. But to expose yourself in front of 140 million people. Where does this madness end? We have to draw the line somewhere."

no fucking way, did he really say that?

wiredpress.com is a satire site like theonion.com

radical · 02-02-2004, 05:49 PM

fucking crazy

J-Reel · 02-02-2004, 05:50 PM

Good one Amp

tbabe · 02-02-2004, 05:50 PM

LOL nice

Navigator · 02-02-2004, 06:02 PM

sumphatpimp · 02-02-2004, 06:05 PM

now I just got to wonder....
did Janet ply Justine with the dreaded "Jesus Juice"
inquiring minds want to know?

directfiesta · 02-02-2004, 06:05 PM

Quote:

While Janet quickly moved to cover her breast

That's not what I saw ....

She can show both breasts, will never be worst than molesting children ... and you can add the pussy.

Smiley · 02-02-2004, 06:06 PM

that was great

Smokey The Bear · 02-02-2004, 06:06 PM

lol . But seriously theres a rumour michael jackson was at the superbowl.

PornBroker · 02-02-2004, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fu-Q
no fucking way, did he really say that?

um ....

no.

Ben-MensNiche · 02-02-2004, 06:13 PM

I still think Justin was hoping the whole top would come off...

beemk · 02-02-2004, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
"To molest young boys is one thing, the Catholic Church understands that. But to expose yourself in front of 140 million people. Where does this madness end? We have to draw the line somewhere."

NO fucking way that article is real

hahaha thats good

Indeed · 02-02-2004, 06:36 PM

some people here are fucking naive

02-02-2004, 06:44 PM

Great read. There's nothing like satire written correctly!

Intelligence · 02-02-2004, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Monday, February 2, 2004

"The Jackson family name has stood for dignity and pride for so long. For her to ruin it with one fell swoop of Justin's perverted hand is disgraceful. What will the world think of us now?"

suesheboy · 02-02-2004, 06:49 PM

Well done! Good post!

KC · 02-02-2004, 06:52 PM

"Michael stated that this incident is by far the most embarrassing of any Jackson scandals in recent years."

I think this is called being delusional.. It must be nice!!

Shoehorn! · 02-02-2004, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Monday, February 2, 2004

"I've stood by Janet through thick and thin. Through her nasty divorce, to the rumors of her espresso-laced enemas. But this has gone too far. The Jackson family name has stood for dignity and pride for so long. For her to ruin it with one fell swoop of Justin's perverted hand is disgraceful. What will the world think of us now?

"To molest young boys is one thing, the Catholic Church understands that. But to expose yourself in front of 140 million people. Where does this madness end? We have to draw the line somewhere."

HAHAHAHAHA. Espresso-laced enemas. HAHAHA.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-02-2004, 07:40 PM

lol..I love seeing how many people apparently reply without reading the rest of the thread.

maxdaname · 02-02-2004, 07:48 PM

"To molest young boys is one thing, the Catholic Church understands that. But to expose yourself in front of 140 million people. Where does this madness end? We have to draw the line somewhere."

DBS.US · 02-02-2004, 07:52 PM

sickkittens · 02-02-2004, 07:56 PM

You guys are retarded if you actually thought there was a possiblility that he actually said that.

laura99 · 02-02-2004, 08:14 PM

Wasn't LaToya in Playboy?

baddog · 02-02-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fu-Q

no fucking way, did he really say that?

there are days that this place really scares me

ModelPerfect · 02-02-2004, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog

there are days that this place really scares me

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