So I go into McDonalds on Saturday... - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 02-02-2004, 04:05 PM

And I'm up at the counter and I asked for a chicken sandwich.

The snotty little twit says
"Its called a McChicken sir!"

"Whatever."

"It will be a few minutes until its ready sir. Would you like me to have someone bring it to your table."

"Sure. But how long will it be? Because I have to go to the McWashroom and take a McShit and I wouldn't want to miss it!"

Juicy D. Links · 02-02-2004, 04:06 PM

Mclmao

adamneve · 02-02-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
And I'm up at the counter and I asked for a chicken sandwich.

The snotty little twit says
"Its called a McChicken sir!"

"Whatever."

"It will be a few minutes until its ready sir. Would you like me to have someone bring it to your table."

"Sure. But how long will it be? Because I have to go to the McWashroom and take a McShit and I wouldn't want to miss it!"

McLol

ThePornPusher · 02-02-2004, 04:09 PM

Damn McWorkers, they got little McFucks running the place.

sweetcuties · 02-02-2004, 04:10 PM

hahahahaha

DarkJedi · 02-02-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by ThePornPusher
Damn McWorkers, they got little McFucks running the place.

Yes, the dipshits are taking the whole McThing way too seriously.

fuzebox · 02-02-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
So I go into McDonalds

This is where the problems all started.

Paul Waters · 02-02-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
The snotty little twit says
"Its called a McChicken sir!"

Hey, give the little McMinion a McBreak. What do you expect from someobe who works at a McJob.

If they had to pay a decent wage, you couldn't afford to McEat there.

Rich · 02-02-2004, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Mclmao

ListYourPorn · 02-02-2004, 04:19 PM

you should have given him Mc Cliup round the head

B40 · 02-02-2004, 04:27 PM

There's different types of chicken sandwiches....the McChicken and the grilled chicken one....if he didn't clarify it and made the wrong one for you, you would have been even more pissed

ytcracker · 02-02-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Mclmao

rawffffullll

Mr. Jim · 02-02-2004, 04:29 PM

I will take my own life before i ever say "biggie"

at Wendy's they ask me if i want ""biggie" fries

I refuse...no i want your large fries not fucking biggie fries

Fu-Q · 02-02-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Mclmao

axelcat · 02-02-2004, 04:30 PM

Thats so Mcfunny

bret · 02-02-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by B40
There's different types of chicken sandwiches....the McChicken and the grilled chicken one....if he didn't clarify it and made the wrong one for you, you would have been even more pissed

valid point.

but it scares me that you actually memorized the McMenu.

jhauser · 02-02-2004, 04:31 PM

Hopefully they didnt add their special McSpit sauce...

DrGuile · 02-02-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
And I'm up at the counter and I asked for a chicken sandwich.

The snotty little twit says
"Its called a McChicken sir!"

"Whatever."

"It will be a few minutes until its ready sir. Would you like me to have someone bring it to your table."

"Sure. But how long will it be? Because I have to go to the McWashroom and take a McShit and I wouldn't want to miss it!"

you thought that up afterward, but Id bet you didnt actually say that...

tough guy....

B40 · 02-02-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by bret

valid point.

but it scares me that you actually memorized the McMenu.

I bet the average person can name 5 McDonald sandwiches....ever read the book Fast Food Nation? 60% of Americans are overweight or obese...the average American consumes 3 fast food sandwiches and 4 orders of fries a week...now that's scary

Vitasoy · 02-02-2004, 04:36 PM

haha

Ic3m4nZ · 02-02-2004, 04:40 PM

DarkJedi · 02-02-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by B40
There's different types of chicken sandwiches....the McChicken and the grilled chicken one....if he didn't clarify it and made the wrong one for you, you would have been even more pissed

Well, even if there were different types of chicken sandwiches, he did not point it out.

beemk · 02-02-2004, 04:45 PM

thats why they work at mcdonalds

ThunderBalls · 02-02-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by DrGuile

you thought that up afterward, but Id bet you didnt actually say that...

tough guy....

Hello....McFly

quiet · 02-02-2004, 04:49 PM

fuck i hate that place. everything about it, food, service, smell. amazing (or maybe not) just how popular it is.

B40 · 02-02-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

Well, even if there were different types of chicken sandwiches, he did not point it out.

He was a bit of a dick I guess...but he did say "McChicken"...so if you wanted the grilled one you whould have said no give me the McGrill Chicken or whatever the fuck it's called

some_idiot · 02-02-2004, 04:51 PM

You keep telling us you're such a McDaddy, way can't you afford the extra $5 and make a real dump instead of sitting in someone else's McPiss?

All I see from your story is your server was respectful and you treated him like dirt. I bet your "McChicken" came McSnot toppings.

...aleast I claim to be an idiot, some people are beyond that.

bushwacker · 02-02-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by some_idiot
You keep telling us you're such a McDaddy, way can't you afford the extra $5 and make a real dump instead of sitting in someone else's McPiss?

All I see from your story is your server was respectful and you treated him like dirt. I bet your "McChicken" came McSnot toppings.

...aleast I claim to be an idiot, some people are beyond that.

Yep, he had some special sauce on that McChicken!

radical · 02-02-2004, 04:57 PM

explicite · 02-02-2004, 04:58 PM

No joke; at one of the subway stations here in paris they have McToiletes

Oracle Porn · 02-02-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
And I'm up at the counter (its my firt day at the new job) and I asked the cutomer what she wants to orders.

She says
"I want a chicken sandwich"

I said
"Its called a McChicken sir!"

He was like...

"Whatever."

Then I asked if he wants some fries with that and he said no

DarkJedi · 02-02-2004, 04:59 PM

I go to McD once in a blue moon - usually when i'm too lazy to cook something myself. I just wanted a damn chicken sandwich, i dont give a fuck about their McShit brainwash.

B40 · 02-02-2004, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
I go to McD once in a blue moon - usually when i'm too lazy to cook something myself. I just wanted a damn chicken sandwich, i dont give a fuck about their McShit brainwash.

So you think he was trying to brainwash you?

Head · 02-02-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by axelcat
Thats so Mcfunny

Bree · 02-02-2004, 05:20 PM

I would've jus said McFuckit

Lykos · 02-02-2004, 05:30 PM

Hahaha

webseth · 02-02-2004, 05:33 PM

the mcwash is awesome

sumphatpimp · 02-02-2004, 05:34 PM

bhutocracy · 02-02-2004, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
fuck i hate that place. everything about it, food, service, smell. amazing (or maybe not) just how popular it is.

ditto.

DarkJedi · 06-15-2004, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by explicite
No joke; at one of the subway stations here in paris they have McToiletes

hahaha

Basic_man · 06-15-2004, 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Mclmao

McOwn3d

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	So I go into McDonalds on Saturday... And I'm up at the counter and I asked for a chicken sandwich. The snotty little twit says "Its called a McChicken sir!" "Whatever." "It will be a few minutes until its ready sir. Would you like me to have someone bring it to your table." "Sure. But how long will it be? Because I have to go to the McWashroom and take a McShit and I wouldn't want to miss it!"

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	I go to McD once in a blue moon - usually when i'm too lazy to cook something myself. I just wanted a damn chicken sandwich, i dont give a fuck about their McShit brainwash.

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