So I go into McDonalds on Saturday...
 

And I'm up at the counter and I asked for a chicken sandwich.

The snotty little twit says
"Its called a McChicken sir!"

"Whatever."

"It will be a few minutes until its ready sir. Would you like me to have someone bring it to your table."

"Sure. But how long will it be? Because I have to go to the McWashroom and take a McShit and I wouldn't want to miss it!"

Mclmao

McLol

Damn McWorkers, they got little McFucks running the place.

hahahahaha

Yes, the dipshits are taking the whole McThing way too seriously.

This is where the problems all started. :throwup

Hey, give the little McMinion a McBreak. What do you expect from someobe who works at a McJob.

If they had to pay a decent wage, you couldn't afford to McEat there.

:BangBang:

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you should have given him Mc Cliup round the head

There's different types of chicken sandwiches....the McChicken and the grilled chicken one....if he didn't clarify it and made the wrong one for you, you would have been even more pissed

rawffffullll

I will take my own life before i ever say "biggie"

at Wendy's they ask me if i want ""biggie" fries

I refuse...no i want your large fries not fucking biggie fries

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Thats so Mcfunny

valid point.

but it scares me that you actually memorized the McMenu.

Hopefully they didnt add their special McSpit sauce...

you thought that up afterward, but Id bet you didnt actually say that...

tough guy....

I bet the average person can name 5 McDonald sandwiches....ever read the book Fast Food Nation? 60% of Americans are overweight or obese...the average American consumes 3 fast food sandwiches and 4 orders of fries a week...now that's scary

haha :thumbsup

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Well, even if there were different types of chicken sandwiches, he did not point it out.

thats why they work at mcdonalds

Hello....McFly

fuck i hate that place. everything about it, food, service, smell. amazing (or maybe not) just how popular it is.

He was a bit of a dick I guess...but he did say "McChicken"...so if you wanted the grilled one you whould have said no give me the McGrill Chicken or whatever the fuck it's called

You keep telling us you're such a McDaddy, way can't you afford the extra $5 and make a real dump instead of sitting in someone else's McPiss?


All I see from your story is your server was respectful and you treated him like dirt. I bet your "McChicken" came McSnot toppings.



...aleast I claim to be an idiot, some people are beyond that.

Yep, he had some special sauce on that McChicken!:Graucho

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No joke; at one of the subway stations here in paris they have McToiletes

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I go to McD once in a blue moon - usually when i'm too lazy to cook something myself. I just wanted a damn chicken sandwich, i dont give a fuck about their McShit brainwash.

So you think he was trying to brainwash you?

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I would've jus said McFuckit http://www.webbildr.com/smilies/raz.gif

Hahaha:1orglaugh

the mcwash is awesome

ditto.

hahaha

McOwn3d