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Old 02-02-2004, 09:27 AM   #1
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:mad My ICQ Secretary Is Late For Work!!!
HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!



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Old 02-02-2004, 09:27 AM   #2
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:28 AM   #3
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:29 AM   #4
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you can hire me for 75$ per day. Ill put all your icq mesasge into a notepad and zip the file up and upload it to a private ftp for you download at a later time.
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:30 AM   #5
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:32 AM   #6
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Tell WISEMAN to fuck off!! LOL
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:32 AM   #7
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Good lord, man.
Here, I've got some help for ya.

"Hey man/babe how's it been?
Sorry I can't chat but I'm swamped right now, you know how it is - I'll hook up with you when I'm all done. Catch ya later!"

That'll be $10 for emergency lost secretary advice. Thanks and call again.
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:33 AM   #8
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outsource to pakistan!
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:33 AM   #9
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I just msged you just so you will have another msg to answer to ;)
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:38 AM   #10
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I'm evil and I messaged you.. :P
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:38 AM   #11
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I think we should all send him a message right now. I just sent him two.
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:39 AM   #12
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Maybe your ICQ secretary went crazy with all those messages.
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:40 AM   #13
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:41 AM   #14
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goodness
looks like you need to do what I do, stay invisible.
Tell people to hit you up by leaving a message, then set a certain hour aside during the workday for responding.
Respond in order of importance .. viola
works like a charm
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:41 AM   #15
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outsource to pakistan!
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:41 AM   #16
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I think we should all send him a message right now. I just sent him two.
Your walking a thin line Rick, I'm totally hungover and about to go over the edge. LOL!

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Old 02-02-2004, 09:41 AM   #17
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:45 AM   #18
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:46 AM   #19
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Thats what happens when you become the Man. Hire that secretary. Or pass messages to your web nigs
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:47 AM   #20
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Time to bomb someones icq
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:47 AM   #21
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:48 AM   #22
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Who are you to have all those peeps talking to you? :D
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:50 AM   #23
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:50 AM   #24
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Thats what happens when you become the Man. Hire that secretary. Or pass messages to your web nigs
LOL isn't today your day off?

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Old 02-02-2004, 09:51 AM   #25
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ony 18 incmoning messages and you're freaked? Shit, it's Monday - what do you expect?
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ony 18 incmoning messages and you're freaked? Shit, it's Monday - what do you expect?
Those are just the ones you can SEE!!

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Old 02-02-2004, 10:15 AM   #27
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I have officially heard it ALL! LOL
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Old 02-02-2004, 10:18 AM   #28
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Whi did you end up hiring anyways?
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Old 02-02-2004, 10:19 AM   #29
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You know Brad is now at MakeBling, not topbucks
I still have him as TopbucksBrad too though

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Old 02-02-2004, 10:24 AM   #30
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Whi did you end up hiring anyways?
We had a lot of interest and it was a hard decision. Here is just about 10% of the amount of responses I got for that job offering.



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Old 02-02-2004, 10:33 AM   #31
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Old 02-02-2004, 10:35 AM   #32
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You could of got my wife she had a reference from Carol at porn kings. Seems like you picked a winner lol
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Old 02-02-2004, 10:39 AM   #33
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We had a lot of interest and it was a hard decision. Here is just about 10% of the amount of responses I got for that job offering.



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ROFL

Did you ever think of investing in a programmer? Who can whip up alittle manager/Unique Auto Responder

Example:

20 Messages with similar question - "Hi are you hiring?"
Project then picks up the question due to the wording and replies accordingly - "Sorry, We are Currently not hiring however if you have a practical offer feel free to email me at [email protected] and I will get to it"

This way you are not being rude nor are you ignoring anyone, and the project saves to a Well Organized Log with Application viewer.....
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Old 02-02-2004, 10:41 AM   #34
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by the number of contacts its appears you have on your list you should use groups and do a cleanout, groups are good for going invisible to people that arent a priotiry to deal with
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Old 02-02-2004, 12:09 PM   #37
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Hehehe.. damn.. maybe I should have tried for it.
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Old 02-02-2004, 12:12 PM   #38
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lol...can't live with it, can't live without it
Word up!

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HE ALWAYS DOES SHERI!!!
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HE ALWAYS DOES SHERI!!!
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for min wage part time, I can tell wiseman to fuck off for you
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for min wage part time, I can tell wiseman to fuck off for you
LOL! How soon can you start!???

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FUCK ME!!!!
WANT ME TO FUCK OFF!!!!
NO! FUCK YOU and FFUCK YOU
and FUCK YOU!!!
Fuck all Ya'll I dont need you!!!
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FUCK ME!!!!
WANT ME TO FUCK OFF!!!!
NO! FUCK YOU and FFUCK YOU
and FUCK YOU!!!
Fuck all Ya'll I dont need you!!!
JEW HATER!!!!!

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