My ICQ Secretary Is Late For Work!!!
 

HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!

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DH

Answer me bitch

Have you tried contacting her via ICQ?:1orglaugh

you can hire me for 75$ per day. Ill put all your icq mesasge into a notepad and zip the file up and upload it to a private ftp for you download at a later time.

Told you you should have got me to do it :321GFY :winkwink:

Tell WISEMAN to fuck off!! LOL

Good lord, man.
Here, I've got some help for ya.

"Hey man/babe how's it been?
Sorry I can't chat but I'm swamped right now, you know how it is - I'll hook up with you when I'm all done. Catch ya later!"

That'll be $10 for emergency lost secretary advice. Thanks and call again. :winkwink:

outsource to pakistan!

I just msged you just so you will have another msg to answer to ;)

I'm evil and I messaged you.. :P

I think we should all send him a message right now. I just sent him two.

Maybe your ICQ secretary went crazy with all those messages.

goodness
looks like you need to do what I do, stay invisible.
Tell people to hit you up by leaving a message, then set a certain hour aside during the workday for responding.
Respond in order of importance .. viola
works like a charm

good idea.

Your walking a thin line Rick, I'm totally hungover and about to go over the edge. LOL!

DH

I sale short ICQ Secretary's

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DH

Thats what happens when you become the Man. Hire that secretary. Or pass messages to your web nigs

Time to bomb someones icq:evil-laug :moon

LoL your Owned!

Who are you to have all those peeps talking to you? :D

DH sells crack Didn't you know?

LOL isn't today your day off?

DH

ony 18 incmoning messages and you're freaked? Shit, it's Monday - what do you expect?

Those are just the ones you can SEE!!

DH

ICQ Secretary? :1orglaugh
I have officially heard it ALL! LOL

Whi did you end up hiring anyways?

You know Brad is now at MakeBling, not topbucks :)
I still have him as TopbucksBrad too though :)

WG

We had a lot of interest and it was a hard decision. Here is just about 10% of the amount of responses I got for that job offering.

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DH

need another one im alway's at home :)

You could of got my wife she had a reference from Carol at porn kings. Seems like you picked a winner lol

ROFL :1orglaugh

Did you ever think of investing in a programmer? Who can whip up alittle manager/Unique Auto Responder

Example:

20 Messages with similar question - "Hi are you hiring?"
Project then picks up the question due to the wording and replies accordingly - "Sorry, We are Currently not hiring however if you have a practical offer feel free to email me at [email protected] and I will get to it"

This way you are not being rude nor are you ignoring anyone, and the project saves to a Well Organized Log with Application viewer.....

by the number of contacts its appears you have on your list you should use groups and do a cleanout, groups are good for going invisible to people that arent a priotiry to deal with

i feel special being on Lar's Visible list now =)

you got a new msg :)

Hehehe.. damn.. maybe I should have tried for it.

lol...can't live with it, can't live without it

Word up!

DH

HE ALWAYS DOES SHERI!!!

Fuck off! :winkwink:

DH

for min wage part time, I can tell wiseman to fuck off for you :winkwink:

LOL! How soon can you start!???

DH

FUCK ME!!!!
WANT ME TO FUCK OFF!!!!
NO! FUCK YOU and FFUCK YOU
and FUCK YOU!!!
Fuck all Ya'll I dont need you!!!

JEW HATER!!!!! :1orglaugh

DH