WTF: Elvish Porn? - GoFuckYourself.com

KraZ · 02-02-2004, 04:53 AM

Today I was looking into an Elvish Dictionary [bored of the board] so I could translate my name into Elvish. [Btw, in case you need to refer to me in Elvish, please use Arddunamar son of Aldarion]

Anyway, I was browsing the dictionary and all of I sudden I come to this entry:

PORN - noun, tree bark

Man, I didn't know the elves had PORN too! I admit a dry humping a tree bark seems rather lame so I need your ideas. Do not confine yourselves to the treebark theme - elves were more imaginative than that!

ElvishPorn.com

Someone go and grab that domain quick. If I like some of the ideas, I will produce some content for this hot niche - Elvish porn

KraZ · 02-02-2004, 05:11 AM

Hmm, nobody cares for some hot lesbo action between Arwen and Galadriel?

Odin · 02-02-2004, 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by KraZ
Hmm, nobody cares for some hot lesbo action between Arwen and Galadriel?

What is her real name? She is pretty damn hot.

Sp1nal · 02-02-2004, 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by KraZ

ElvishPorn.com

Someone go and grab that domain quick. If I like some of the ideas, I will produce some content for this hot niche - Elvish porn

Domain already taken..

KraZ · 02-02-2004, 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by Sp1nal

Domain already taken..

Who of you fuckers took MY domain? Anyway, here's a result from a search on Google:

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Posted by: Ghetto_Rap_Masta hey guys i got a huge huge huge problem. You see, ive been looking around on almost every existing search engine for elven porn. Unfornately, my searches are revealling alot less results then id hoped. I also searched for almost 5 hours on kazaa with no results. I tried Elf porn, Elven porn, Elvish porn, Elvish pics, Elf pics, ect ect and nothin at all!! If you guys can help me find a better file download thingy please tell me...

5 hours on Kazaa and no porn ... let's produce some!

Lykos · 02-02-2004, 06:21 AM

Smart spam

KraZ · 02-02-2004, 06:26 AM

Hiya Lycos... do you shoot Elvish porn already, man?

I'm offering free services today ... so tell me your real name and I translate it to Elven ... for free

Arddunamar son of Aldarion a.k.a. Kraz

Tala · 02-02-2004, 06:29 AM

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Originally posted by Chief

What is her real name? She is pretty damn hot.

Liv Tyler (Arwen) or Cate Blanchett Galadriel)?

KraZ · 02-02-2004, 06:44 AM

Liv's always in-character - never smiling... I think the elf maids need to cheer up a bit.

An elven pussy pie? Anyone?

Jamdin · 02-02-2004, 07:12 AM

Elvisih pussy....*drool*

goBigtime · 02-02-2004, 07:18 AM

I've seen a toon site somewhere that has this stuff... cant remember the name.

chodadog · 02-02-2004, 07:22 AM

www.elfporn.com

KraZ · 02-02-2004, 08:29 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
www.elfporn.com

There's nothing there, man... Just when I thought we're finally getting some messy lembas... I mean pussy pie.

chodadog · 02-02-2004, 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by KraZ

There's nothing there, man... Just when I thought we're finally getting some messy lembas... I mean pussy pie.

That's bizarre. It's not working here anymore either. It was when i made that post though. There's a screenshot of the site cached here:

http://whois.sc/elfporn.com

The guy seems to just take regular porn and photoshop the ears. Paypal as his processor. That site will last.

Hentaikid · 02-02-2004, 09:20 AM

I got some elf pr0n in my site, animated even.

50/50 affiliate program through verotel

http://hentaikid.com/aff.shtml

KraZ · 02-02-2004, 09:27 AM

The search is over ... I found a whole BOOK with explicit (though sweetened) hot elvish sex scenes. Here's a lesbain one:

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And then, as if the pleasures before had not been enough, she kissed my mound. At first, I felt the breath of her nose against my skin, and the press of her lips to my pubic hair, and finally the touch of her tongue against my lips. I moaned aloud once more as her mouth pressed to my folds, opening me, exposing me for her tasting. I thought I would die, and die happy, at that moment. I felt heat flood my groin and fluid flood my channel, neither water nor menses. I merely wished for more.

If you'd like to read the whole book, go here:
http://www.drizzle.com/~elf/aimee/index.html

02-02-2004, 04:53 AM	#1
KraZ Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ:: 18822023 Posts: 2,636	WTF: Elvish Porn? Today I was looking into an Elvish Dictionary [bored of the board] so I could translate my name into Elvish. [Btw, in case you need to refer to me in Elvish, please use Arddunamar son of Aldarion] Anyway, I was browsing the dictionary and all of I sudden I come to this entry: *PORN - noun, tree bark* Man, I didn't know the elves had PORN too! I admit a dry humping a tree bark seems rather lame so I need your ideas. Do not confine yourselves to the treebark theme - elves were more imaginative than that! ElvishPorn.com Someone go and grab that domain quick. If I like some of the ideas, I will produce some content for this hot niche - Elvish porn __________________ Selling MedicalPorn,com and a dozen other gyno & doctor domains here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=871984

02-02-2004, 05:11 AM	#2
KraZ Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ:: 18822023 Posts: 2,636	Hmm, nobody cares for some hot lesbo action between Arwen and Galadriel? __________________ Selling MedicalPorn,com and a dozen other gyno & doctor domains here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=871984

02-02-2004, 06:21 AM	#6
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	Smart spam __________________

02-02-2004, 06:26 AM	#7
KraZ Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ:: 18822023 Posts: 2,636	Hiya Lycos... do you shoot Elvish porn already, man? I'm offering free services today ... so tell me your real name and I translate it to Elven ... for free Arddunamar son of Aldarion a.k.a. Kraz __________________ Selling MedicalPorn,com and a dozen other gyno & doctor domains here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=871984

02-02-2004, 06:44 AM	#9
KraZ Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ:: 18822023 Posts: 2,636	Liv's always in-character - never smiling... I think the elf maids need to cheer up a bit. An elven pussy pie? Anyone? __________________ Selling MedicalPorn,com and a dozen other gyno & doctor domains here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=871984

02-02-2004, 07:12 AM	#10
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Elvisih pussy....drool

02-02-2004, 07:18 AM	#11
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	I've seen a toon site somewhere that has this stuff... cant remember the name.

02-02-2004, 07:22 AM	#12
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	www.elfporn.com __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

02-02-2004, 09:20 AM	#15
Hentaikid Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,249	I got some elf pr0n in my site, animated even. 50/50 affiliate program through verotel http://hentaikid.com/aff.shtml