Today I was looking into an Elvish Dictionary [bored of the board] so I could translate my name into Elvish. [Btw, in case you need to refer to me in Elvish, please use
Arddunamar son of Aldarion]
Anyway, I was browsing the dictionary and all of I sudden I come to this entry:
PORN - noun, tree bark
Man, I didn't know the elves had PORN too! I admit a dry humping a tree bark seems rather lame so I need your ideas. Do not confine yourselves to the treebark theme - elves were more imaginative than that!
ElvishPorn.com
Someone go and grab that domain quick. If I like some of the ideas, I will produce some content for this hot niche - Elvish porn
