Abstinence

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

Amuse you? I ain't your dancing monkey for cash here. Here's something amusing...i just had my cat arrested for extorting money from me. He spent thousands of dollars on my credit card buying kitty toys on EBay. That's the last time I let me cat on to the internet when I am not home.

Now come join me in Antarctica!
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your mom was hot!

you trying that hacking bullshit again?

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that actually made me laugh

me ?? you posted it not me.. I was just explaining what it is.

can you go 30 minutes without fucking around?

haha what movie is that from?

You 'neak up on it!


How do you catch a tame unique rabbit?

what the fuck is that thing?

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hmm, it popped up after you did...... you tell me

funny how all these things just happen when you are around, but you neeeeeeeever have anything to do with it.....


:321GFY

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http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/dowbrig...es/storyReader$112

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ok how?

Website designer in training.

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here ya go


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Tame way! You 'neak up on it!


:Graucho

Give me the money or we are going to eat your dog with mayonaise... WITH MAYONAISE FOR CHRIST SAKE!!! DO SOMETHIN!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

:Hollering

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And now for your visual pleasure (not anythin´ else), Depeche Mode!: :GFYBand

:Buck:

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band! :thumbsup


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another outer space sex gallery

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Thats got to be the winner:1orglaugh

Take pleasure in my discomfort. Although I don't want to $50

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shoot it in the face?

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lil2rich is a genious



not a typo

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the funniest site on the net

you asked a question i answered it.

Juicy threadjacks one too many "show me your tits" theads....


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True. Any thing with the Gerbil is hilarious.

Beer Consumption

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Thor.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "disappear."

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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Funniest comics, ever.

What do you think about my Scooter Sleazy???:)

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Not much else to say...

Hahaha I got these GFY tards wanting to lick my balls day and night.

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this is the leader.

skufty's hungry. I'll be back in a bit

haha