Amuse me - I'll pay $50 via paypal to the GFYer who amuses me the best in this thread

[SleazyDream]

Ok,

rule#1

I make the rules and can change them at any time to whatever I want.

rule #2
see rule #1







whoever posts the most amusing thing in the thread in the next 30 mins from this post will get $50 paypaled to them. No other payment options available - no paypal - no payment.



lets have it.

[12clicks]

Originally posted by SleazyDream
Ok,

rule#1

I make the rules and can change them at any time to whatever I want.

rule #2
see rule #1







whoever posts the most amusing thing in the thread in the next 30 mins from this post will get $50 paypaled to them. No other payment options available - no paypal - no payment.



lets have it.

I'm gay. come and get me.









ok, I'm really not, sorry to get your wood all bunched up

[Wiseman]

Single white male looking for buig lazy stud to smack some ass with!!!
CMON Big Dawg lets Cyber!
Paypal is [email protected]

[sandman!]

One hungry Bush...

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by 12clicks


I'm gay. come and get me.


ok, I'm really not, sorry to get your wood all bunched up

this will be a tough act to follow.......

[Rictor]

Originally posted by 12clicks


I'm gay. come and get me.









ok, I'm really not, sorry to get your wood all bunched up

Poor 12clicks. He's fallen on hard times and is doing pony tricks on GFY for $50 a pop now.

[Carrie]

The boobs and butts thread weren't enough entertainment for you? Good lord, man! You're insatiable!

[sandman!]

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

[Mr Pheer]

I took a dump and had to flush the toilet 2 times.

[The Truth Hurts]

[DirtyDanza]

http://www.dirtysdicksuckers.com/echosmack.wmv

if thats not amusing I dunno what is

[email protected]

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by MrPheer
I took a dump and had to flush the toilet 2 times.

big deal, i do that every day - 3 times a day

[12clicks]

Originally posted by Rictor


Poor 12clicks. He's fallen on hard times and is doing pony tricks on GFY for $50 a pop now.

its that transparent, huh?

[chodadog]

I am elite.

[foolio]

My left ball looks like a california rasin

[sandman!]

I asked 12clicks's Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ?No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.?

[421Fill]

my dog snores so loud I gotta turn the tv up.

[Chris]

can i have the $50? I sat on the reply to topic screen as soon as you posted it , with 1 view. I have yet to come up with anything. Go ahead and paypal the money to [email protected] if you feel sorry for me
thnx

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by turbo
my dog snores so loud I gotta turn the tv up.

sound bite?

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by SleazyDream
this will be a tough act to follow.......

Dunno, better to follow 12Clicks than to be in front of him!

[Smokey The Bear]

Originally posted by JupZChris
can i have the $50? I sat on the reply to topic screen as soon as you posted it , with 1 view. I have yet to come up with anything. Go ahead and paypal the money to [email protected] if you feel sorry for me
thnx

That was fairly amusing

[Rictor]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/donuts-jpg.html Burp Burp bblastvisit=1064259690; hahahahahahahaha=4583; hahahahahahahahahaha=0e561187d51609f59a35e1079f062 c7a; GFY_GBGIRL_FLSH_FIRST_SEEN=1064260760; GFY_QBUCKFLSH_FIRST_SEEN=1069008721; bbthreadview[229056]=1075620607; bbthreadview[229081]=1075620771; bbthreadview[228505]=1075620787; bbthreadview[229024]=1075621066; bbthreadview[229051]=1075621352; bbthreadview[229201]=1075621388; bbthreadview[229218]=1075621446; bbthreadview[229159]=1075621642; bbthreadview[229112]=1075621747; bbthreadview[229216]=1075621861; bbthreadview[229186]=1075621917; bbthreadview[229220]=1075622399; bbthreadview[229160]=1075622052; bbthreadview[229050]=1075622163; bbthreadview[229176]=1075622292; bbthreadview[229217]=1075622383; bbthreadview[229221]=1075622584; sessionhash=9f611db9eb12dfa6d7f3bd239413642a; bbthreadview[229205]=1075622512

[foolio]

Burp Burp hahahahahahahaha=15466; hahahahahahahahahaha=5851d190e433e8ca2b4974bdde65d 137; sessionhash=4b6dc6515227f9c0a9cda3dfdff7dc69; bbthreadview[152672]=1075622536; bbthreadview[229221]=1075622685


lol, wtf is that?

[GiantGnome]

He said amuse him not put him to sleep. So far you guys are like watching dancing poodles on Ed Sullivan

[nathan_f]

http://www.world-sex-records.com/

Need I say more?

[Mr Pheer]

this should keep you entertained for hours

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=229221

[Smokey The Bear]

Now that is even more amusing

[nathan_f]

Longest female pubic hair

Pubic hair, short and curly in most of us, sometimes grows to quite extraordinary lengths. Havelock Ellis worked as a midwife in his early days, and he notes that only in one case did long pubic hair hamper his efforts. In some remarkable cases recorded by a certain Mr. F. L. John (1778-1852) the pubic hair was longer than the women's ordinary hair. Thus (Paulini): the pubic hair reached the knees.... (Bartholia): the pubic hair was plaited behind the woman's back. Ronald Learsall, who nicely notes these instances, observes with appropriate insight that such cases "are unquestionably freakish."

[foolio]

Smokey - WTF you do you leet fool?

[Mpegmaster]

This is my sexy scooter and i pick up all the chicks in town with this!

[421Fill]

Originally posted by SleazyDream


sound bite?

sorry, he stopped. but Ill be ready if he starts again. lol

[Mr Pheer]

Originally posted by foolio
Burp Burp hahahahahahahaha=15466; hahahahahahahahahaha=5851d190e433e8ca2b4974bdde65d 137; sessionhash=4b6dc6515227f9c0a9cda3dfdff7dc69; bbthreadview[152672]=1075622536; bbthreadview[229221]=1075622685


lol, wtf is that?

fuck I dunno, i had to delete one of my posts because that popped up after i hit submit

[Rictor]

http://www.junkbrosnews.com/KKD.htm

[Elli]

Hey Sleazy, how do you catch a unique rabbit?

[AbulletAway]

Ok,

[foolio]

Originally posted by MrPheer


fuck I dunno, i had to delete one of my posts because that popped up after i hit submit

it happened after smokey posted in here --- lets put 2 and 2 together............

[xanx]

one of my baby pics

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by Elli
Hey Sleazy, how do you catch a unique rabbit?

i'll bit - ok how?

[Smokey The Bear]

Originally posted by foolio
Burp Burp hahahahahahahaha=15466; hahahahahahahahahaha=5851d190e433e8ca2b4974bdde65d 137; sessionhash=4b6dc6515227f9c0a9cda3dfdff7dc69; bbthreadview[152672]=1075622536; bbthreadview[229221]=1075622685


lol, wtf is that?

Its called your gfy cookie

15466 is your username and after that is your passwordhash and threads that you have viewed recently.

[foolio]

?

[sandman!]

Abstinence

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

[Kid Vegas]

Amuse you? I ain't your dancing monkey for cash here. Here's something amusing...i just had my cat arrested for extorting money from me. He spent thousands of dollars on my credit card buying kitty toys on EBay. That's the last time I let me cat on to the internet when I am not home.

Now come join me in Antarctica!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=229203

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by xanx
one of my baby pics

your mom was hot!

[Rictor]

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2431929/detail.html

[Mr Pheer]

Originally posted by  Smokey The Bear 


Its called your gfy cookie

15466 is your username and after that is your passwordhash and threads that you have viewed recently.

you trying that hacking bullshit again?

[fuzebox]

[kmanrox]

[IMG]http://www.redcoat.net/pics/*******.jpg[/IMG]

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by Rictor
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2431929/detail.html

that actually made me laugh

[Smokey The Bear]

Originally posted by MrPheer


you trying that hacking bullshit again?

me ?? you posted it not me.. I was just explaining what it is.

[foolio]

Originally posted by  Smokey The Bear 


Its called your gfy cookie

15466 is your username and after that is your passwordhash and threads that you have viewed recently.

can you go 30 minutes without fucking around?