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pornstar2pac · 02-01-2004, 12:40 AM

937

943 if you count my "I didn't know you were a dude"

oracle don't fib on your exact count

dropped9 · 02-01-2004, 12:41 AM

7650064530.9

The Truth Hurts · 02-01-2004, 12:41 AM

before or after the kid was born?

cluck · 02-01-2004, 12:42 AM

Holy shit!

It's not the amount of times, it's the fact that you count that high! I'd estimate a few hundred for me. Not bad for 20 years old I guess.

pornstar2pac · 02-01-2004, 12:42 AM

that's a lie.

pussyluver · 02-01-2004, 12:44 AM

I've been fucking for over 35 years and now you tell me I was supose to keep track? I can't name them all and I can't tell ya how many.

SleazyDream · 02-01-2004, 12:46 AM

if you can actually COUNT how many times you've been laid you havn't been laid enough.

goto bed school boys - your mom might her you tapping keys and get upset

pussyluver · 02-01-2004, 12:47 AM

Ok, when I first started, she keep a calendar and kept track. It was a surpise, they add up fast. She didd that for about a year, That ended up being wife number one.

pornstar2pac · 02-01-2004, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
7650064530.9

since this thread started , you gotten laid 12 times, way to go

Rictor · 02-01-2004, 12:50 AM

Umm...I have no idea. Lots. Who keeps track?

I had a buddy in college...he had a used condom collection in his drawer...like 4 condoms...1 for every time he'd had sex. I felt so sorry for him.

pornstar2pac · 02-01-2004, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Umm...I have no idea. Lots. Who keeps track?

I had a buddy in college...he had a used condom collection in his drawer...like 4 condoms...1 for every time he'd had sex. I felt so sorry for him.

what we're you doing looking in his underwear drawer

CDSmith · 02-01-2004, 12:59 AM

According to my laidometer I've been laid exactly 8,797 times.

But I bought it when I was 25, I'd already had about 17 girlfriends by then.

Carrie · 02-01-2004, 12:59 AM

I stopped keeping track when I was 19.
I'm 33 now with two kids and one on the way and an extremely virile, vigorous, and potent hubby.
So let's just file mine under "a helluva lot".

Plan9 · 02-01-2004, 01:37 AM

2.32 times.

GonePhishing · 02-01-2004, 02:04 AM

Are we talking partners or sheer number of times?

<IMX> · 02-01-2004, 02:08 AM

you guys never cease to amaze me.

wyldblyss · 02-01-2004, 02:11 AM

I have no friggen clue!

kmanrox · 02-01-2004, 02:15 AM

barely any... i was too ugly and poor to get laid in america, so i came to bangkok to find out i was too ugly and poor to get laid here too, $6 is hard to come by nowadays...

SomeCreep · 02-01-2004, 02:37 AM

Babagirls · 02-01-2004, 02:55 AM

a hella lot

pornstar2pac · 02-01-2004, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonePhishing
Are we talking partners or sheer number of times?

# of times,including the stuff at band camp

flashfire · 02-01-2004, 03:31 AM

Havent really kept track but I would guess around 300

CamChicks · 02-01-2004, 03:41 AM

pornstar2pac · 02-02-2004, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
According to my laidometer I've been laid exactly 8,797 times.

But I bought it when I was 25, I'd already had about 17 girlfriends by then.

I need to get me one of those.

the reason I started this thread was cuz i'm near 1,000 times getting laid and when I reach it I want to sell my getting laid space to the highest bidder.

I figure I get laid at 3 times a month. So the winning bidder can take my place in getting laid.

what should I start the bidding at?

420 · 02-02-2004, 06:51 PM

Head · 02-02-2004, 06:53 PM

I'm a virgin.

radical · 02-02-2004, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
I'm a virgin.

me too

Ben-MensNiche · 02-02-2004, 06:57 PM

Well the first relationship I had was a 3 times a day kind of relationship, we were together for around 8 months...each relationship has tapered off slightly...until now I'm married, and I'm lucky to get laid once every 3 months.

Anyone want an affair with a horny 28 year old guy whose only problem finding women is his wife?

Skincitymodels · 02-02-2004, 06:57 PM

well if you are counting total times? shit I couldnt ever keep track of that.....as far as partners? I have been having sex for over 20 years now sooo hmmm it would be over the 500 mark but exaclty how many I dont know... IM a slut.. I started to really keep track a few years ago and it was averaging around 40 to 50 new girls each year......but shit since I got into porn its more like about 60 to 70 new girls each year.

hmm if I had a dollar for each time I had sex I would be very well off lol!!

Fabien · 02-02-2004, 07:05 PM

Paid or free ?

BruceM · 02-02-2004, 07:26 PM

A little less than Wilt Chamberlain

pornstar2pac · 02-02-2004, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fabien
Paid or free ?

both

you think I got laid 973 times for free, HELL no. lol

com · 02-02-2004, 07:28 PM

If you can count, there's a problem ;)

Herb Kornfield · 02-02-2004, 07:30 PM

quite a few times...More since I got married and my wife is Bi.

Dobule the pleasure with 2 babes.

sickkittens · 02-02-2004, 07:32 PM

Another gay thread. Fags.

Fabien · 02-02-2004, 07:32 PM

1 paid
0 free if i recall........

modelgigtalent · 02-02-2004, 07:33 PM

I quit keeping track at like age 20.
I am 38

Ic3m4nZ · 02-02-2004, 07:36 PM

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Lykos · 02-02-2004, 07:38 PM

163 diffrent women,don't know how many times exactly...probablu more then 2k

Peter Romero · 02-02-2004, 07:39 PM

There are 53 girls on my site. Since I can only get laid by shooting POV Porn... then it's 53. Thing is, all of them are smiling!

pornstar2pac · 02-02-2004, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by modelgigtalent
I quit keeping track at like age 20.
I am 38

I'm 18 so maybe that's why i keep track

BIG Movie List · 02-02-2004, 09:29 PM

almost everyday for the past 4 years plus or minus 80 days.

pornstar2pac · 02-02-2004, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
almost everyday for the past 4 years plus or minus 80 days.

lucky bastard

PlayGirl · 02-02-2004, 09:32 PM

PrivateIvy · 02-02-2004, 09:52 PM

Back in the day...LOL...me and my best girlfriend used to keep a list

LMAO When we turned 25 we burned our lists and swore never to reveal the numbers

hehe

Ivy

TheGoldenChild · 02-02-2004, 09:53 PM

I am going to have to say over 10,000 times

pornstar2pac · 02-02-2004, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
I am going to have to say over 10,000 times

damn, your pimp game is tight!

beemk · 02-02-2004, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I had a buddy in college...he had a used condom collection in his drawer...like 4 condoms...1 for every time he'd had sex. I felt so sorry for him.

thats sick as fuck

beemk · 02-02-2004, 09:56 PM

i seriously never counted. i only count how many different girls ive been with.

pornstar2pac · 02-02-2004, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
i seriously never counted. i only count how many different girls ive been with.

that will be next weeks thread question.

mine is 142

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Umm...I have no idea. Lots. Who keeps track? I had a buddy in college...he had a used condom collection in his drawer...like 4 condoms...1 for every time he'd had sex. I felt so sorry for him.

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