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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: EARTH (for the time being)
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How You Know The Webmaster Is A Blonde...
The content page leads to the signup page.
The counter has 'Grover' on it. You click the 'Granny' link and it takes you to the DVD collection of "The Beverly Hillbillies". You hit the the 'Next' button on the menu and it leads to a text message on a page that says " I dunno, you tell me! " She posts to GFY thinking it's about the joy of masturbation. She clicks on the 'oxcash' link hoping to get the latest futures prices on beef. Her sig is a cartoon Her email address has an 'ummm' in it. When you click a thumbnail it takes you to a bigger thumbnail which takes you to a bigger thumbnail which takes you to an even bigger thumbnail which takes you finally to a picture. She thinks 'banbros' is the opening band for 'wegcash'. She posts at TLA's board to tell him that the alphabet doesn't start with TLA and he should change it to ABC. Her warning page has a picture of 'Mr. Yuck' on it. She has a message board and the only smiley icon she has is an animated smiling heart that jumps up and down while opening up an " I Love Bon Jovi " banner. Her domain names end in .dumb |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Let me guess - you wrote these yourself.
Even though I'm blonde, I still figured that one out. ;-} ![]()
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Pounding Googlebot
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Ik ben een aap
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So Fucking Banned
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stc is the greatest
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Pounding Googlebot
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Funny.
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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Back in the harbor
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damn this thread really let me down
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