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Old 01-30-2004, 11:01 AM   #1
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How You Know The Webmaster Is A Blonde...

The content page leads to the signup page.

The counter has 'Grover' on it.

You click the 'Granny' link and it takes you to the DVD collection of "The Beverly Hillbillies".

You hit the the 'Next' button on the menu and it leads to a text message on a page that says " I dunno, you tell me! "

She posts to GFY thinking it's about the joy of masturbation.

She clicks on the 'oxcash' link hoping to get the latest futures prices on beef.

Her sig is a cartoon

Her email address has an 'ummm' in it.

When you click a thumbnail it takes you to a bigger thumbnail which takes you to a bigger thumbnail which takes you to an even bigger thumbnail which takes you finally to a picture.

She thinks 'banbros' is the opening band for 'wegcash'.

She posts at TLA's board to tell him that the alphabet doesn't start with TLA and he should change it to ABC.

Her warning page has a picture of 'Mr. Yuck' on it.

She has a message board and the only smiley icon she has is an animated smiling heart that jumps up and down while opening up an " I Love Bon Jovi " banner.

Her domain names end in .dumb
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:11 AM   #2
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Let me guess - you wrote these yourself.

Even though I'm blonde, I still figured that one out. ;-}


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Old 01-30-2004, 11:14 AM   #3
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too funny. and if anyone needs to reach me it's
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:32 AM   #4
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:33 AM   #5
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HAHAHAHA
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:35 AM   #6
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She posts to GFY thinking it's about the joy of masturbation.


WTF?!?
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:39 AM   #7
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hahah that made me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit.
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:04 PM   #8
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Now THAT'S funny!
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:08 PM   #9
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ur still hot
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:36 PM   #10
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ur still hot
She most certainly is
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:38 PM   #11
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The counter has 'Grover' on it.
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:57 PM   #12
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Funny.

But what is even funnier is that the living standards of countries are generally reversely proportional to their populations' pigment levels. Reference it if you will.
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Old 01-30-2004, 04:37 PM   #13
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The content page leads to the signup page.

The counter has 'Grover' on it.

You click the 'Granny' link and it takes you to the DVD collection of "The Beverly Hillbillies".

You hit the the 'Next' button on the menu and it leads to a text message on a page that says " I dunno, you tell me! "

She posts to GFY thinking it's about the joy of masturbation.

She clicks on the 'oxcash' link hoping to get the latest futures prices on beef.

Her sig is a cartoon

Her email address has an 'ummm' in it.

When you click a thumbnail it takes you to a bigger thumbnail which takes you to a bigger thumbnail which takes you to an even bigger thumbnail which takes you finally to a picture.

She thinks 'banbros' is the opening band for 'wegcash'.

She posts at TLA's board to tell him that the alphabet doesn't start with TLA and he should change it to ABC.

Her warning page has a picture of 'Mr. Yuck' on it.

She has a message board and the only smiley icon she has is an animated smiling heart that jumps up and down while opening up an " I Love Bon Jovi " banner.

Her domain names end in .dumb
lol
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Old 01-30-2004, 04:39 PM   #14
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Funny.

But what is even funnier is that the living standards of countries are generally reversely proportional to their populations' pigment levels. Reference it if you will.
Stay away from us.

Look at what countries where WWI and WWII took place.
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Old 01-30-2004, 05:16 PM   #15
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You hit the the 'Next' button on the menu and it leads to a text message on a page that says " I dunno, you tell me! "

Her sig is a cartoon

Her email address has an 'ummm' in it.

She has a message board and the only smiley icon she has is an animated smiling heart that jumps up and down while opening up an " I Love Bon Jovi " banner.

Her domain names end in .dumb


my favourite
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Old 01-30-2004, 05:20 PM   #16
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Funny.

But what is even funnier is that the living standards of countries are generally reversely proportional to their populations' pigment levels. Reference it if you will.
Japan. Poland.
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Old 01-31-2004, 01:41 AM   #17
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lol

Thanks
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Old 01-31-2004, 04:15 AM   #18
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damn this thread really let me down
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