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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014

    #1

    How You Know The Webmaster Is A Blonde...

    The content page leads to the signup page.

    The counter has 'Grover' on it.

    You click the 'Granny' link and it takes you to the DVD collection of "The Beverly Hillbillies".

    You hit the the 'Next' button on the menu and it leads to a text message on a page that says " I dunno, you tell me! "

    She posts to GFY thinking it's about the joy of masturbation.

    She clicks on the 'oxcash' link hoping to get the latest futures prices on beef.

    Her sig is a cartoon

    Her email address has an 'ummm' in it.

    When you click a thumbnail it takes you to a bigger thumbnail which takes you to a bigger thumbnail which takes you to an even bigger thumbnail which takes you finally to a picture.

    She thinks 'banbros' is the opening band for 'wegcash'.

    She posts at TLA's board to tell him that the alphabet doesn't start with TLA and he should change it to ABC.

    Her warning page has a picture of 'Mr. Yuck' on it.

    She has a message board and the only smiley icon she has is an animated smiling heart that jumps up and down while opening up an " I Love Bon Jovi " banner.

    Her domain names end in .dumb
  • Holly
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jun 2003
    • 10017

    #2
    Let me guess - you wrote these yourself.

    Even though I'm blonde, I still figured that one out. ;-}


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    • LauraLee
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2003
      • 3821

      #3
      too funny. and if anyone needs to reach me it's
      [email protected]

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      • WiredGuy
        Pounding Googlebot
        • Aug 2002
        • 34516

        #4
        Originally posted by LauraLee
        too funny. and if anyone needs to reach me it's
        [email protected]
        I play with Google.

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        • Ross
          Ik ben een aap
          • Sep 2002
          • 18874

          #5
          Originally posted by LauraLee
          too funny. and if anyone needs to reach me it's
          [email protected]
          HAHAHAHA

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          • mistersoft
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 1021

            #6
            Originally posted by Greg B


            She posts to GFY thinking it's about the joy of masturbation.


            WTF?!?
            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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            • nathan_f
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2003
              • 3983

              #7
              Originally posted by LauraLee
              too funny. and if anyone needs to reach me it's
              [email protected]
              hahah that made me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit.

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              • Greg B
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2001
                • 7014

                #8
                Originally posted by LauraLee
                too funny. and if anyone needs to reach me it's
                [email protected]
                Now THAT'S funny!

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                • ytcracker
                  stc is the greatest
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 12403

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LauraLee
                  too funny. and if anyone needs to reach me it's
                  [email protected]
                  ur still hot
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                  • WiredGuy
                    Pounding Googlebot
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 34516

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ytcracker
                    ur still hot
                    She most certainly is
                    I play with Google.

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                    • Heywood Jablome
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 869

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Greg B
                      The counter has 'Grover' on it.

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                      • Odin88
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 3267

                        #12
                        Funny.

                        But what is even funnier is that the living standards of countries are generally reversely proportional to their populations' pigment levels. Reference it if you will.

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                        • sandman!
                          Icq: 14420613
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 15427

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Greg B
                          The content page leads to the signup page.

                          The counter has 'Grover' on it.

                          You click the 'Granny' link and it takes you to the DVD collection of "The Beverly Hillbillies".

                          You hit the the 'Next' button on the menu and it leads to a text message on a page that says " I dunno, you tell me! "

                          She posts to GFY thinking it's about the joy of masturbation.

                          She clicks on the 'oxcash' link hoping to get the latest futures prices on beef.

                          Her sig is a cartoon

                          Her email address has an 'ummm' in it.

                          When you click a thumbnail it takes you to a bigger thumbnail which takes you to a bigger thumbnail which takes you to an even bigger thumbnail which takes you finally to a picture.

                          She thinks 'banbros' is the opening band for 'wegcash'.

                          She posts at TLA's board to tell him that the alphabet doesn't start with TLA and he should change it to ABC.

                          Her warning page has a picture of 'Mr. Yuck' on it.

                          She has a message board and the only smiley icon she has is an animated smiling heart that jumps up and down while opening up an " I Love Bon Jovi " banner.

                          Her domain names end in .dumb
                          lol
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                          • Greg B
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 7014

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Odin88
                            Funny.

                            But what is even funnier is that the living standards of countries are generally reversely proportional to their populations' pigment levels. Reference it if you will.
                            Stay away from us.

                            Look at what countries where WWI and WWII took place.

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                            • Nikoleta
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 362

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Greg B


                              You hit the the 'Next' button on the menu and it leads to a text message on a page that says " I dunno, you tell me! "

                              Her sig is a cartoon

                              Her email address has an 'ummm' in it.

                              She has a message board and the only smiley icon she has is an animated smiling heart that jumps up and down while opening up an " I Love Bon Jovi " banner.

                              Her domain names end in .dumb


                              my favourite

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                              • Libertine
                                sex dwarf
                                • May 2002
                                • 17860

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Odin88
                                Funny.

                                But what is even funnier is that the living standards of countries are generally reversely proportional to their populations' pigment levels. Reference it if you will.
                                Japan. Poland.
                                /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                • Greg B
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 7014

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sandman!


                                  lol

                                  Thanks

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                                  • myjah
                                    Back in the harbor
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 11482

                                    #18
                                    damn this thread really let me down
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