Special on newbie sigs this month - GoFuckYourself.com

Rictor · 01-30-2004, 07:16 PM

We have a special on newbie sigs this month. You can buy as many as you want, for any board you want for $100 each. We guarantee an average of 10 posts per day per newbie. Furthermore, all our sig whores will be required to read our training manual, which includes such chapters as "Smilies aren't quality posts," "How to create board drama," "The importance of getting good sig placement on drama threads," and "Any publicity is good publicity."

http://www.sigbroker.net

tiramos · 01-30-2004, 07:17 PM

Board Drama

mistersoft · 01-30-2004, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
We have a special on newbie sigs this month. You can buy as many as you want, for any board you want for $100 each. We guarantee an average of 10 posts per day per newbie. Furthermore, all our sig whores will be required to read our training manual, which includes such chapters as "Smilies aren't quality posts," "How to create board drama," "The importance of getting good sig placement on drama threads," and "Any publicity is good publicity."

http://www.sigbroker.net

I dont want to sell my sig. Is there any way I can get that manual of yours anyway?

JDog · 01-30-2004, 07:24 PM

That's the end of it, now we have fucking sig brokers!

I thought I've seen it all!

jDoG

block · 01-30-2004, 07:27 PM

Sounds like a great deal to me.

Rictor · 01-30-2004, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by mistersoft

I dont want to sell my sig. Is there any way I can get that manual of yours anyway?

I may publish the manual for $19.95, haven't decided yet. There's some pretty valuable trade secrets in there. All employees must sign a non-disclosure agreement.

GonePhishing · 01-30-2004, 07:28 PM

The pimps have finally started whore out the hookers!

mistersoft · 01-30-2004, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor

I may publish the manual for $19.95, haven't decided yet. There's some pretty valuable trade secrets in there. All employees must sign a non-disclosure agreement.

How long must I wait before the manual is published? I really need to know now.

I cannot sign a paper like you say, because I need to teach my underaffiliates how to do effective work also.

timboss · 01-30-2004, 07:31 PM

im not a newbie in the biz, but yeah a newbie to this board, how do I join you, I will do it for extra money

Ash@phpFX · 01-30-2004, 07:36 PM

oh my god i never thought id see the day

Rictor · 01-30-2004, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft

How long must I wait before the manual is published? I really need to know now.

I cannot sign a paper like you say, because I need to teach my underaffiliates how to do effective work also.

I may be giving seminars and training classes at Internext this year. Sig whoring is the new TGP!

Look for my Sig Whore VIP party at Internext this year!

tootie · 01-30-2004, 07:52 PM

Hey, do you need someone to write up a tutorial for you? I feel that I am qualified to write, "How to Create Board Drama Without Really Trying."

LMAO!

kowntafit · 01-30-2004, 08:23 PM

Is this shit serious?

mistersoft · 01-30-2004, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor

I may be giving seminars and training classes at Internext this year. Sig whoring is the new TGP!

Look for my Sig Whore VIP party at Internext this year!

Well, you see I have this great idea about outsourcing sig whoring to india.

That is why I need a manual - not a seminar.

Juicy D. Links · 01-30-2004, 08:25 PM

I am one of the author's of the manual

Rictor · 01-30-2004, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I am one of the author's of the manual

Professor Juicy teaches Branding Yourself and Guido Philosophy 101.

ytcracker · 01-30-2004, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I am one of the author's of the manual

if this does not garner credibility
i dont know what does

WankTank · 01-30-2004, 11:03 PM

lmfao.
I wanna sell my sig

tranza · 01-31-2004, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft

I dont want to sell my sig. Is there any way I can get that manual of yours anyway?

Rictor · 01-31-2004, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by WankTank
lmfao.
I wanna sell my sig

When the demand exceeds the supply for newbie sigs, I'll contact you and you can go through the training program.

suesheboy · 01-31-2004, 09:38 AM

Am I still a newbie?

Rictor · 01-31-2004, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by suesheboy
Am I still a newbie?

You will always be a newbie until you learn how to spell sushi.

WankTank · 01-31-2004, 09:53 AM

Rictor I added you to icq.

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