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Polak · 01-29-2004, 10:13 PM

Not complaining or anything, actually happy that I got my 1'st check from MegaPornBucks, but can you guys please change the check so it does not say:

MEMO: Megapornbucks Payout for account ######

I had to connect teh r and n in the "porn" to make it look like "pom".

Otherwise keep up the good work your one of the better sponsors out there!

slackologist · 01-29-2004, 10:49 PM

its a clever tactic to print porn all over a check.. many people wont cash them out of embarressment. bit of a scam really.

GTS Mark · 01-29-2004, 10:50 PM

LOL! What are you ashamed of what you do?

DH

BRISK · 01-29-2004, 10:50 PM

That's just retarded to put that on a check

integrated · 01-29-2004, 10:52 PM

i dont give 2 shits what a bank clerk thinks

DirtyDanza · 01-29-2004, 10:53 PM

why promote porn if you ashamed of it... my bank knows what I do and how I make my money

pamphage · 01-29-2004, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
i dont give 2 shits what a bank clerk thinks

actually i like it when the cute armenian girls at my bank try to figure out what my job is since i always show up with like 10 different colored checks from various places with odd names

Sly_RJ · 01-29-2004, 10:55 PM

It's not really a matter of being ashamed, it's more a matter of what the bank thinks about porn.

Vitasoy · 01-29-2004, 10:55 PM

hey, you don't want diry looks

slackologist · 01-29-2004, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
It's not really a matter of being ashamed, it's more a matter of what the bank thinks about porn.

true.. and/or the community as a whole, depending on where you live.. word could spread and you'd soon be burnt at the stake as one of satan's evil doing followers.

WiredGuy · 01-29-2004, 10:59 PM

LOL, don't change the check. I get so many checks I need to know which program it's from. If you're embarassed when cashing your check, use the night deposit windows so that people don't see you.

WG

Matt_WildCash · 01-29-2004, 11:03 PM

Its not about being ashamed its about some bitch ass teller closing your account if they find you deal in porn.

My ISP wouldn't let me setup a $600 a month colocated server with them cause we mentioned we would be uploading porn movies. A lot of banks would tell you to go jump if you mentioned you do porn when starting it up

BruceM · 01-29-2004, 11:04 PM

I remember the StiffyCash checks used to say StiffyCash on them, that was kinda funny, now they just say Mystro Ent.

I joined a friend's affiliate program years ago and since he was just starting out, he wrote the checks himself. There was always something really embarrassing written on the memo, so I had to scribble it out before I deposited it.

pamphage · 01-29-2004, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Driven
Its not about being ashamed its about some bitch ass teller closing your account if they find you deal in porn.

My ISP wouldn't let me setup a $600 a month colocated server with them cause we mentioned we would be uploading porn movies. A lot of banks would tell you to go jump if you mentioned you do porn when starting it up

living so near the san fernando valley i totally can't relate. banks will refuse service if you try to cash money from porn companies? wtf is up with that?

WiredGuy · 01-29-2004, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Driven
Its not about being ashamed its about some bitch ass teller closing your account if they find you deal in porn.

My ISP wouldn't let me setup a $600 a month colocated server with them cause we mentioned we would be uploading porn movies. A lot of banks would tell you to go jump if you mentioned you do porn when starting it up

You need to work with companies that want your business. If they have a problem with porn, I would never work with them. My 2cents...

WG

BRISK · 01-29-2004, 11:10 PM

About 4 years ago, I walked into the bank with a $4000 check from ARS.

The teller girl asked: "What's ARS?"

I said: "Does it matter?"

She said: "No"

I said: "Then don't ask"

Sly_RJ · 01-29-2004, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy

You need to work with companies that want your business. If they have a problem with porn, I would never work with them. My 2cents...

WG

That works great until you move to a small town with one bank.

Slick · 01-29-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage

actually i like it when the cute armenian girls at my bank try to figure out what my job is since i always show up with like 10 different colored checks from various places with odd names

Ha ha ha, I was gonna say the same thing. I always wonder what they think though, me going in there 3-4 times a week with nice sized checks from many different places, I know if I was them, I'd be wondering, ha ha ha.

I think that the funniest checks that I ever got was from "Raw Like Suishi"

Slick · 01-29-2004, 11:27 PM

If you ever have to write a check out to one of your friends and you REALLY wanna embarass the hell outta them, in the memo section of the check write "For Sexual Favors", ha ha ha. One time one of my friends got me with that, he paid back some money that he owned me while not mentioning his little memo, so I just looked at the amount and that was it. Well, I ended up cashing it at my bank without noticing it. I don't think that the teller girl realized it either, thank god, ha ha ha. However, I'm sure that someone in that bank must've noticed it while it was passing through.

BRISK · 01-29-2004, 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by uproared

Then I said: "You're a harsh prick Brisk"...

She forced me to be a prick. I could understand her asking if it was required, but she was just curious. Fuck her curiosity! Deposit the check and I'll be on my way, unless you want to discuss the best ways to convert transexual anal cream pie traffic?

Tellers are on a need to know basis, and if you don't need to know, I suggest you keep your mouth shut and just do your job!

Brent · 01-29-2004, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
i dont give 2 shits what a bank clerk thinks

same here.

Mega Porn Bucks
is a solid program

Hooper · 01-29-2004, 11:31 PM

i'll cash your check on your behalf for a measly 20% fee if you're concerned about memos.

jackass.

WiredGuy · 01-29-2004, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
That works great until you move to a small town with one bank.

I guess, but I'd never work with a bank that could shut me down because they have certain principles. Get a bank account in a big city and use fedex to send the deposits to them.

WG

vas · 01-29-2004, 11:51 PM

i prefer wire transfers now

Raven · 01-30-2004, 12:14 AM

Didn't Silver Cash have to change banks because Bank of America didn't want to deal with adult?

I, too, would like Megapornbucks to stop putting that on the check. I live in one of those smaller type towns.

Vitasoy · 01-30-2004, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
when cashing your check, use the night deposit windows so that people don't see you.

WG

hehe, we need some of those here..

Project-Shadow · 01-30-2004, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven
I, too, would like Megapornbucks to stop putting that on the check.

foolio · 01-30-2004, 01:04 AM

I hate it when they ask "what is it for" or whatever. I was cashing some checks and the teller asked me what I did.. I looked at her and said "I make money". And I was buying 2,000 postcard stamps (for my uncle's business) and the lady asked "what do you need so many for?" like WTF? I need them so I can mail some shit....

BRISK · 01-30-2004, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by foolio
I hate it when they ask "what is it for" or whatever. I was cashing some checks and the teller asked me what I did.. I looked at her and said "I make money". And I was buying 2,000 postcard stamps (for my uncle's business) and the lady asked "what do you need so many for?" like WTF? I need them so I can mail some shit....

I agree.

IT"S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS SO FUCK OFF!!!

Trax · 01-30-2004, 02:41 AM

i am no fan of big fat porn stamped checks either
there is a reason why big companies like ars, python, topbucks and co dont print anything porn related on their checks

jaYMan · 01-30-2004, 02:50 AM

It does suck when you have models going to the bank cashing checks that say lesbian hardcore in the memo!

And you get a phone call asking to confirm the check was written, LOL!

Mike-BP · 01-30-2004, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Polak
Not complaining or anything, actually happy that I got my 1'st check from MegaPornBucks, but can you guys please change the check so it does not say:

MEMO: Megapornbucks Payout for account ######

I had to connect teh r and n in the "porn" to make it look like "pom".

Otherwise keep up the good work your one of the better sponsors out there!

LOL, who cares what the bank thinks?

VeriSexy · 01-30-2004, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Polak
Not complaining or anything, actually happy that I got my 1'st check from MegaPornBucks, but can you guys please change the check so it does not say:

MEMO: Megapornbucks Payout for account ######

I had to connect teh r and n in the "porn" to make it look like "pom".

Otherwise keep up the good work your one of the better sponsors out there!

Damn, really sucks. I rather not have anyone know it's porn money.

polish_aristocrat · 01-30-2004, 03:06 AM

There are different poele working in porn.
Not everyone has the typical GFY attitude.
Some peole live in communities where porn is consdered realy very bad.
I am not speaking about me, but just want that some pople realize that not everyone lives a life of a pimp.
Some people who work in his business, don't even think they work in porn. They work in online marketing and promote affiliate programs.
They live similar lives like the dentist from the neighborhood.

AdultNex · 01-30-2004, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
There are different poele working in porn.
Not everyone has the typical GFY attitude.
Some peole live in communities where porn is consdered realy very bad.
I am not speaking about me, but just want that some pople realize that not everyone lives a life of a pimp.
Some people who work in his business, don't even think they work in porn. They work in online marketing and promote affiliate programs.
They live similar lives like the dentist from the neighborhood.

Same here, the people I live with disagree with what I do, and so do my parents.

That's the reason why adult companies have corporate sounding names...

Vitasoy · 01-30-2004, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trax
i am no fan of big fat porn stamped checks either
there is a reason why big companies like ars, python, topbucks and co dont print anything porn related on their checks

I agree, but cyberheat can make you wonder.

Vitasoy · 01-30-2004, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaYMan
It does suck when you have models going to the bank cashing checks that say lesbian hardcore in the memo!

And you get a phone call asking to confirm the check was written, LOL!

omg

WankTank · 01-30-2004, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slackologist

true.. and/or the community as a whole, depending on where you live.. word could spread and you'd soon be burnt at the stake as one of satan's evil doing followers.

Lmfao

http · 01-30-2004, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
It's not really a matter of being ashamed, it's more a matter of what the bank thinks about porn.

To those retards who think it's about being "ashamed"

Allmost ALL banks WILL react when they learn it's porn, it WILL lead to all sorts of negative effects, such as your checks not getting cleared instantly anymore, among a few other undesirable things

Idiots

http · 01-30-2004, 06:19 AM

A few sponsors, including big ones, already had to change their bank after they found out that they do porn. There are threads about it on GFY. I can personally confirm porn/bank problems too.

It's uttelry retarded to think porn would not matter at all to a bank. And it's not about the clerk but what the management will do

Having adult terms on a check is the ultimate show stopper.

I'd drop the sponsor in a heartbeat.

Krome · 01-30-2004, 08:21 AM

I hate it when checks from InterClimax come through as they go to my accountant offices who cashs them for me. My accoutant is a devout christian who does not like porn. The bullshit I came out with was awesome. Now Interclimax misses out on my $2k per month.

magicmike · 01-30-2004, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by http

It's uttelry retarded to think porn would not matter at all to a bank. And it's not about the clerk but what the management will do

Having adult terms on a check is the ultimate show stopper.

Some banks care some do not.

Find out where your local strip club banks, I'm sure that branch would be more than happy to cash your checks.

I've had an account managers that was more than happy when he found out what I did, and I gave him free passes.

That being said our checks don't say anything about porn.

MPBWhitney · 02-03-2004, 11:15 AM

I appologize if this has caused anyone any problems. However we did not put Megapornbucks in the memo line so that ppl would NOT be able to cash their checks... that accusation is ridicuous.

With that said we want to keep our webmasters happy so as of February all Megapornbucks payout checks will have MPB and the period and your account number in the memo section.

Thank you

Whitney

BradShaw · 02-03-2004, 11:18 AM

Why would you send traffic there in the first place? These guys play all sorts of DIRTY tricks with your surfers. Spy Ware, crazy exits, etc.

GotGauge · 02-03-2004, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
LOL, don't change the check. I get so many checks I need to know which program it's from. If you're embarassed when cashing your check, use the night deposit windows so that people don't see you.

WG

Every Week I have to do a Search to find out who just paid me..

Phoenix · 02-03-2004, 11:32 AM

i love going to the bank in my porn shirts.

they dont care...they asked me a few questions about where the money was coming from etc...but i answered them truthfully...they should not care where you get yourmoney.

try investing some with your branch...you'll see a big difference in how they treat you.

Wiseman · 02-03-2004, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
Why would you send traffic there in the first place? These guys play all sorts of DIRTY tricks with your surfers. Spy Ware, crazy exits, etc.

Maybe they send traffic there because they convert like mother fuckers. and they always pay..

With that said Whit, charlo I think you should change your checks to though!
Really I do.. should read

Company name: I Have A Small Cock Inc.
Memo: Payout for Big Gay cock porn site

Phoenix · 02-03-2004, 11:37 AM

haha nice one wiseman

PetMyKitty · 02-03-2004, 11:38 AM

use the ATM to deposit checks. there's no reason to even step foot into a bank nowdays. i'd shoot myself in the head before i'd wait in a teller line at the bank to deposit a check.
been depositing my porn checks through the ATM for over 3 years never once had a problem yet!

woj · 02-03-2004, 11:39 AM

50 checks to change

01-29-2004, 10:13 PM	#1
Polak Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 620	Megapornbucks change your check! Not complaining or anything, actually happy that I got my 1'st check from MegaPornBucks, but can you guys please change the check so it does not say: MEMO: Megapornbucks Payout for account ###### I had to connect teh r and n in the "porn" to make it look like "pom". Otherwise keep up the good work your one of the better sponsors out there!

01-29-2004, 10:50 PM	#4
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	That's just retarded to put that on a check __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

01-29-2004, 10:52 PM	#5
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01-29-2004, 10:53 PM	#6
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01-29-2004, 10:55 PM	#8
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01-29-2004, 10:49 PM	#2
slackologist Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 2,379	its a clever tactic to print porn all over a check.. many people wont cash them out of embarressment. bit of a scam really.

01-29-2004, 10:50 PM	#3
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	LOL! What are you ashamed of what you do? DH

01-29-2004, 10:55 PM	#9
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01-29-2004, 10:59 PM	#11
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	LOL, don't change the check. I get so many checks I need to know which program it's from. If you're embarassed when cashing your check, use the night deposit windows so that people don't see you. WG __________________ I play with Google.

01-29-2004, 11:03 PM	#12
Matt_WildCash Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,699	Its not about being ashamed its about some bitch ass teller closing your account if they find you deal in porn. My ISP wouldn't let me setup a $600 a month colocated server with them cause we mentioned we would be uploading porn movies. A lot of banks would tell you to go jump if you mentioned you do porn when starting it up

01-29-2004, 11:04 PM	#13
BruceM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,084	I remember the StiffyCash checks used to say StiffyCash on them, that was kinda funny, now they just say Mystro Ent. I joined a friend's affiliate program years ago and since he was just starting out, he wrote the checks himself. There was always something really embarrassing written on the memo, so I had to scribble it out before I deposited it. __________________ SellHealth - Sell Herbal Sex Enhancers, HGH Releasers and more! Skype: brucemorrey

01-29-2004, 11:10 PM	#16
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	About 4 years ago, I walked into the bank with a $4000 check from ARS. The teller girl asked: "What's ARS?" I said: "Does it matter?" She said: "No" I said: "Then don't ask" __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

01-29-2004, 11:27 PM	#19
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	If you ever have to write a check out to one of your friends and you REALLY wanna embarass the hell outta them, in the memo section of the check write "For Sexual Favors", ha ha ha. One time one of my friends got me with that, he paid back some money that he owned me while not mentioning his little memo, so I just looked at the amount and that was it. Well, I ended up cashing it at my bank without noticing it. I don't think that the teller girl realized it either, thank god, ha ha ha. However, I'm sure that someone in that bank must've noticed it while it was passing through.

01-29-2004, 11:31 PM	#22
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	i'll cash your check on your behalf for a measly 20% fee if you're concerned about memos. jackass. __________________ <a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com/"><img src="http://www.adult.com/wmbanners/10dcash-468x60.gif"></a>

01-29-2004, 11:51 PM	#24
vas Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 562	i prefer wire transfers now

01-30-2004, 12:14 AM	#25
Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	Didn't Silver Cash have to change banks because Bank of America didn't want to deal with adult? I, too, would like Megapornbucks to stop putting that on the check. I live in one of those smaller type towns. __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~

01-30-2004, 01:04 AM	#28
foolio ICQ: 178725656 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 12,366	I hate it when they ask "what is it for" or whatever. I was cashing some checks and the teller asked me what I did.. I looked at her and said "I make money". And I was buying 2,000 postcard stamps (for my uncle's business) and the lady asked "what do you need so many for?" like WTF? I need them so I can mail some shit.... __________________

01-30-2004, 02:41 AM	#30
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	i am no fan of big fat porn stamped checks either there is a reason why big companies like ars, python, topbucks and co dont print anything porn related on their checks

01-30-2004, 02:50 AM	#31
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01-30-2004, 03:06 AM	#34
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	There are different poele working in porn. Not everyone has the typical GFY attitude. Some peole live in communities where porn is consdered realy very bad. I am not speaking about me, but just want that some pople realize that not everyone lives a life of a pimp. Some people who work in his business, don't even think they work in porn. They work in online marketing and promote affiliate programs. They live similar lives like the dentist from the neighborhood. __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

01-30-2004, 06:19 AM	#40
http Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,811	A few sponsors, including big ones, already had to change their bank after they found out that they do porn. There are threads about it on GFY. I can personally confirm porn/bank problems too. It's uttelry retarded to think porn would not matter at all to a bank. And it's not about the clerk but what the management will do Having adult terms on a check is the ultimate show stopper. I'd drop the sponsor in a heartbeat.

01-30-2004, 08:21 AM	#41
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	I hate it when checks from InterClimax come through as they go to my accountant offices who cashs them for me. My accoutant is a devout christian who does not like porn. The bullshit I came out with was awesome. Now Interclimax misses out on my $2k per month.

02-03-2004, 11:15 AM	#43
MPBWhitney Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 507	I appologize if this has caused anyone any problems. However we did not put Megapornbucks in the memo line so that ppl would NOT be able to cash their checks... that accusation is ridicuous. With that said we want to keep our webmasters happy so as of February all Megapornbucks payout checks will have MPB and the period and your account number in the memo section. Thank you Whitney __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

02-03-2004, 11:18 AM	#44
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02-03-2004, 11:32 AM	#46
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02-03-2004, 11:37 AM	#48
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02-03-2004, 11:38 AM	#49
PetMyKitty Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 195	use the ATM to deposit checks. there's no reason to even step foot into a bank nowdays. i'd shoot myself in the head before i'd wait in a teller line at the bank to deposit a check. been depositing my porn checks through the ATM for over 3 years never once had a problem yet!

02-03-2004, 11:39 AM	#50
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