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pornstar2pac · 01-29-2004, 03:29 PM

our regular free poker tournament starts at 7:00pm PST

any questions you have about poker and we're scared toask? well pornstar2pac is in the house and i will give you 12 years of poker advice. I've played in the smallest dives , worried about walking out with money to the car, I've seen a lot of shit in the poker world.

so ask a way or bump is my middle name

-Go to choice poker site,
-download the software,
-double click icon and then sign up as a new member.
-You do not have to open a money account.
-Choose a user name and password.
-enter the poker lobby and click on tournament tab.
-register for ATP Free Poker Cup
-the password is : "newbie"

www.choicepoker.com

pornstar2pac · 01-29-2004, 03:41 PM

tip# 1

don't go all-in on pockets aces

pornstar2pac · 01-29-2004, 03:52 PM

Poker tip #2 don't be late for tonight's tournament

stocktrader23 · 01-29-2004, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
tip# 1

don't go all-in on pockets aces

What kind of advice is that?

tranza · 01-29-2004, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
Poker tip #2 don't be late for tonight's tournament

I wont...

pornstar2pac · 01-29-2004, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

What kind of advice is that?

I see a lot of people always going "all-in" when they have pocket aces. big mistake. it works half the time but the other half you'll get burned on a river flush or straight.

tranza · 01-29-2004, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
Poker tip #2 don't be late for tonight's tournament

19 entrants so far, btw...

stocktrader23 · 01-29-2004, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac

I see a lot of people always going "all-in" when they have pocket aces. big mistake. it works half the time but the other half you'll get burned on a river flush or straight.

That has nothing to do with "don't go all in on pocket aces". There are billions of situations at a poker table and many times the right one is all in. I've been all in on pocket 2's.

StacyCat · 01-29-2004, 04:44 PM

On average, what hands should you bet, and what hands should you fold at the start of the play?

Oracle Porn · 01-29-2004, 04:48 PM

Can you teach me how to play poker?
I played only 5 times and I got no idea about the rules except that you need big cards and pairs..lol

tranza · 01-29-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat
On average, what hands should you bet, and what hands should you fold at the start of the play?

Good question...

pornstar2pac · 01-29-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Can you teach me how to play poker?
I played only 5 times and I got no idea about the rules except that you need big cards and pairs..lol

if you ever get these, save at least 15% of your chips , don't go all in.

oracle, maybe we can start you off in uno or old maid?

pornstar2pac · 01-29-2004, 04:56 PM

Ace Ace (AA)
King King (KK)

Queen Queen (QQ)

Ace King suited (AKs)

Ace Queen suited (AQs)

Jack Jack (JJ)

King Queen suited (KQs)

Ace Jack suited (AJs)

King Jack suited (KJs)

Ace King offsuit (AKo)

pornstar2pac · 01-29-2004, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat
On average, what hands should you bet, and what hands should you fold at the start of the play?

http://www.twodimes.net/poker/

SCJason · 01-29-2004, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
tip# 1

don't go all-in on pockets aces

Tip# 2
If you are carrying aces in your pocket be prepared for a gun fight !

Rictor · 01-29-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac

I see a lot of people always going "all-in" when they have pocket aces. big mistake. it works half the time but the other half you'll get burned on a river flush or straight.

Yah, and sometimes you scare everyone into folding.

Better to bet a couple hundred chips before the flop and scare everyone off but maybe 2 other players and then bet accordingly.

Although if you are about ready to get knocked out of a tourney, go for it.

Rictor · 01-29-2004, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Can you teach me how to play poker?
I played only 5 times and I got no idea about the rules except that you need big cards and pairs..lol

One pair
Two Pair
3 of a kind
Straight
Flush
Full House
Straight Flush
Four of a kind
Royal Flush

pornstar2pac · 01-29-2004, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Can you teach me how to play poker?
I played only 5 times and I got no idea about the rules except that you need big cards and pairs..lol

read this every time you fold a hand.

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skillfull · 01-29-2004, 05:13 PM

tadano is not gay

pornstar2pac · 01-29-2004, 05:29 PM

poker lesson are at 10:00am here every day. $35.00 an hour should cover learning tools and lunch(on you of course)

pornstar2pac · 01-29-2004, 06:08 PM

1 hour 45 min.till game time

S.A.K. · 01-30-2004, 07:52 AM

Tip #3

Be ready for a gun fight but dont go to a convention and do the drunk gun fighter!

bluff · 01-30-2004, 07:58 AM

not too many questions ;-)

nathan_f · 01-30-2004, 08:00 AM

Is there a poker face smiley?

Kinder · 01-30-2004, 08:01 AM

what's the prize?

Carrie · 01-30-2004, 08:01 AM

If you guys want to practice and/or just play for a while for the fun of it, come to Choice during the evening hours (like starting around 6 or 7pm EST). There's a bunch of us that hang out there on the free play tables every night after all the work is done.

And don't worry, unlike in the tourney, if you get knocked out you can get Glenda the chip witch to give you some more play money.

Carrie · 01-30-2004, 08:03 AM

The prize last night was $100 cash (from Op<b></b>rano I believe) and $500 in content from FreshPhotos.com (BradShaw).

JerseyPuma · 01-30-2004, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by S.A.K.
Tip #3

Be ready for a gun fight but dont go to a convention and do the drunk gun fighter!

Hey man, how do i join the Adult Players Culb???

railz · 01-30-2004, 09:14 AM

Don't go all-in on AA?

With AA you need to be heads up - the more callers pre-flop you have, the more likely you'll be outdrawn.

If it's NL, I go all in. Make them pay to see a flop.

DarkJedi · 01-30-2004, 09:17 AM

pornstar2pac, whats your ICQ ?

railz · 01-30-2004, 09:24 AM

The thing is your advice would work well in a ring game at a low level - tournament poker is a completely different ball game.

In a quick online tourney (or B&M tourney for that matter), you cannot afford to wait for the big cards. You have to play your position more than anything.

Take the Internext tourney as an example: I went all-in with utter crap on the first hand, simply because I was the button. No one wants to be the first out, so no one called.

Anyone can play when they get the nuts - playing when you haven't seen an ace for two hours is a different story.

If you're really interested in poker, get offline. Online poker is a pale comparison to live poker. Learn the game at low limit buy in tourneys and 2/4 games. Read some books and use online games for pure practice, never as a means to an end.

The difference between online and live in my opinion is so big it's scary.

pornstar2pac · 01-30-2004, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
pornstar2pac, whats your ICQ ?

wouldn't you like to know.

pornstar2pac · 01-30-2004, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kinder
what's the prize?

We gave $500 gift card to one of our favorite sites

www.freshphotos.com

we have to thank BradShaw for hooking us up not one, but two $500 gift cards this week. Really cool of him to do that. Hey BradShaw, next time your near Bakersfield, I'll buy you Dinner.

SCJason · 01-30-2004, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by S.A.K.
Tip #3

Be ready for a gun fight but dont go to a convention and do the drunk gun fighter!

RIGHT !!!!!!!!!

pornstar2pac · 01-30-2004, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
pornstar2pac, whats your ICQ ?

260625884

01-29-2004, 03:29 PM	#1
pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	pornstar2pac will set aside the next 4 1/2 hours for your Poker questions. our regular free poker tournament starts at 7:00pm PST any questions you have about poker and we're scared toask? well pornstar2pac is in the house and i will give you 12 years of poker advice. I've played in the smallest dives , worried about walking out with money to the car, I've seen a lot of shit in the poker world. so ask a way or bump is my middle name -Go to choice poker site, -download the software, -double click icon and then sign up as a new member. -You do not have to open a money account. -Choose a user name and password. -enter the poker lobby and click on tournament tab. -register for ATP Free Poker Cup -the password is : "newbie" www.choicepoker.com __________________ Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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01-29-2004, 05:29 PM	#20
pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	poker lesson are at 10:00am here every day. $35.00 an hour should cover learning tools and lunch(on you of course) __________________ Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

01-29-2004, 06:08 PM	#21
pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	1 hour 45 min.till game time __________________ Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

01-29-2004, 03:41 PM	#2
pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	tip# 1 don't go all-in on pockets aces

01-29-2004, 03:52 PM	#3
pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	Poker tip #2 don't be late for tonight's tournament __________________ Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

01-29-2004, 04:44 PM	#9
StacyCat Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,167	On average, what hands should you bet, and what hands should you fold at the start of the play?

01-29-2004, 04:56 PM	#13
pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	Ace Ace (AA) King King (KK) Queen Queen (QQ) Ace King suited (AKs) Ace Queen suited (AQs) Jack Jack (JJ) King Queen suited (KQs) Ace Jack suited (AJs) King Jack suited (KJs) Ace King offsuit (AKo)

01-30-2004, 07:52 AM	#22
S.A.K. Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: South Fla Posts: 619	Tip #3 Be ready for a gun fight but dont go to a convention and do the drunk gun fighter!

01-30-2004, 07:58 AM	#23
bluff Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bluffville Posts: 6,253	not too many questions ;-)

01-30-2004, 08:00 AM	#24
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	Is there a poker face smiley?

01-30-2004, 08:01 AM	#25
Kinder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 425	what's the prize? __________________ <a href="http://www.epassporte.com">Epassporte</a> - your virtual VISA for secure online shopping and peer2peer payments (Paypal style) + that you can withdraw your funds in real time at any ATM in the world !!

01-30-2004, 08:01 AM	#26
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	If you guys want to practice and/or just play for a while for the fun of it, come to Choice during the evening hours (like starting around 6 or 7pm EST). There's a bunch of us that hang out there on the free play tables every night after all the work is done. And don't worry, unlike in the tourney, if you get knocked out you can get Glenda the chip witch to give you some more play money.

01-30-2004, 08:03 AM	#27
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	The prize last night was $100 cash (from Op<b></b>rano I believe) and $500 in content from FreshPhotos.com (BradShaw).

01-30-2004, 09:14 AM	#29
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	Don't go all-in on AA? With AA you need to be heads up - the more callers pre-flop you have, the more likely you'll be outdrawn. If it's NL, I go all in. Make them pay to see a flop. __________________ This Space for Rent

01-30-2004, 09:17 AM	#30
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	pornstar2pac, whats your ICQ ?

01-30-2004, 09:24 AM	#31
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	The thing is your advice would work well in a ring game at a low level - tournament poker is a completely different ball game. In a quick online tourney (or B&M tourney for that matter), you cannot afford to wait for the big cards. You have to play your position more than anything. Take the Internext tourney as an example: I went all-in with utter crap on the first hand, simply because I was the button. No one wants to be the first out, so no one called. Anyone can play when they get the nuts - playing when you haven't seen an ace for two hours is a different story. If you're really interested in poker, get offline. Online poker is a pale comparison to live poker. Learn the game at low limit buy in tourneys and 2/4 games. Read some books and use online games for pure practice, never as a means to an end. The difference between online and live in my opinion is so big it's scary. __________________ This Space for Rent