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Tala · 01-29-2004, 02:27 PM

Pregnancy Q&A

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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

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Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

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Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?

A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

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Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

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Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?

A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

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Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

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Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

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Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

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Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

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Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

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Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

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Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

*HUGS*

LadyMischief · 01-29-2004, 02:29 PM

Hahhahahahahhaahah that's great Tala thanks!

I'm sure a lot of mothers will enjoy this too!

jact · 01-29-2004, 02:30 PM

bwhaha. so very, very true.

pussyluver · 01-29-2004, 02:32 PM

Not a mother, but I'll pass it along - thanks.

Tala · 01-29-2004, 02:33 PM

Glad you like it, LM and jact. Saw it and thought immediately of you.

LadyMischief · 01-29-2004, 02:37 PM

Much appreciated! I will pass it along to some friends I think will appreciate it too!

block · 01-29-2004, 02:41 PM

haha those are pretty good!

- Jesus Christ - · 01-29-2004, 02:42 PM

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01-29-2004, 02:27 PM	#1
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	A Funny For LadyMischeif Pregnancy Q&A ;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;: ;:;:;:;:; Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. HUGS __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

01-29-2004, 02:29 PM	#2
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Hahhahahahahhaahah that's great Tala thanks! I'm sure a lot of mothers will enjoy this too! __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

01-29-2004, 02:30 PM	#3
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01-29-2004, 02:33 PM	#5
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Glad you like it, LM and jact. Saw it and thought immediately of you. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

01-29-2004, 02:37 PM	#6
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Much appreciated! I will pass it along to some friends I think will appreciate it too! __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

01-29-2004, 02:32 PM	#4
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Not a mother, but I'll pass it along - thanks.

01-29-2004, 02:41 PM	#7
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01-29-2004, 02:42 PM	#8
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