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01-29-2004, 02:27 PM
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A Funny For LadyMischeif
Pregnancy Q&A
;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;: ;:;:;:;:; Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. *HUGS* 
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01-29-2004, 02:29 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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Hahhahahahahhaahah that's great Tala thanks!
I'm sure a lot of mothers will enjoy this too! |
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01-29-2004, 02:30 PM
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bwhaha. so very, very true.
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01-29-2004, 02:32 PM
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Not a mother, but I'll pass it along - thanks.
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01-29-2004, 02:33 PM
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Glad you like it, LM and jact. Saw it and thought immediately of you.
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01-29-2004, 02:37 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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Much appreciated! I will pass it along to some friends I think will appreciate it too!
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01-29-2004, 02:41 PM
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haha those are pretty good!
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01-29-2004, 02:42 PM
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hello ladies.
 I think you will find THIS to be satisfactory.... 
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