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Rictor · 01-28-2004, 09:47 PM

What are the odds she is sleeping with Scott Baio?

picpile · 01-28-2004, 09:48 PM

which whore that you fucked had it?

Rictor · 01-28-2004, 10:20 PM

I don't have it so none of my whores. I just hope I don't get it.

Snowman · 01-28-2004, 10:24 PM

I'd say they are at least 9/10

Watch yo back, fool

jimthefiend · 01-28-2004, 10:24 PM

time to put her down then i reckon

cigarettetrio · 01-28-2004, 10:25 PM

pink eye sucks.

Stewie · 01-28-2004, 10:27 PM

Did you check the pool guy?

JunkyardDog · 01-28-2004, 10:27 PM

I have had pink eye twice and it totally sucks. I feel for her.

stocktrader23 · 01-28-2004, 10:28 PM

Better than brown eye!

Los · 01-28-2004, 10:29 PM

i'd get the hell away from her

Smokey The Bear · 01-28-2004, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Better than brown eye!

B40 · 01-28-2004, 10:31 PM

Tell her to stay away from you and lock yourself in your room playing poker all night

GonePhishing · 01-28-2004, 11:11 PM

Conjuntavitis is wicked. I am sorry to hear that.

GonePhishing · 01-28-2004, 11:12 PM

conjunctavitis - sorry for spelling.

Fluid of Fuck Me · 01-28-2004, 11:12 PM

she's in rubbing her eye snot all over your pillow as we speak

Mike AI · 01-28-2004, 11:14 PM

Is it the viral or bacterial version?

I got pink eye about a year ago in both eyes, bacterial and it fucked me up for over 2 weeks. It was very bad.

austinth · 01-28-2004, 11:15 PM

quick dude, take her to the clinic or hospital to get some oinment to put in her eye before it gets any worse.

Holly · 01-29-2004, 12:05 AM

Holy shit, I have it too! I woke up this morning and my left eye was completely stuck together. I had to put a hot washcloth on it to get it to open. It hurt like hell all morning and it's red as a firetruck. Then, my grandmother called at 8:00 tonight and said she has it too, but I haven't even seen her or been in the same place as her since the first week in January. Weird.

I called my doctor and he called me in a prescription for Sulfacetamide Sodium drops and it's helped A LOT. The right one is starting to itch and burn, so I'm sure it will be in both by tomorrow.

AbulletAway · 01-29-2004, 12:11 AM

I heard about the Pink Eye. Poor Laura

She has denied the Scott Biao theory though if that's any help.

Hope she gets better soon.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-29-2004, 12:15 AM

Does it hurt?

DeanCapture · 01-29-2004, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
time to put her down then i reckon

Hahahah - or trade her off and upgrade to a newer model

Vitasoy · 01-29-2004, 12:18 AM

I had it before, took a week for it to clear, with eye droops :-)

DeanCapture · 01-29-2004, 12:19 AM

I got a fucking stye and that fucker itches. I had it a while back and it went away and recently came back. Not sure what's causing this shit. Fraid I might have to have this one cut out or drained somehow. Anyone had that done?

valley hina · 01-29-2004, 12:36 AM

i hate pinkl eye that shit sucks

Rictor · 01-29-2004, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by B40
Tell her to stay away from you and lock yourself in your room playing poker all night

So just act like I always do?

Rictor · 01-29-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Holy shit, I have it too! I woke up this morning and my left eye was completely stuck together. I had to put a hot washcloth on it to get it to open. It hurt like hell all morning and it's red as a firetruck. Then, my grandmother called at 8:00 tonight and said she has it too, but I haven't even seen her or been in the same place as her since the first week in January. Weird.

I called my doctor and he called me in a prescription for Sulfacetamide Sodium drops and it's helped A LOT. The right one is starting to itch and burn, so I'm sure it will be in both by tomorrow.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!

And can I watch?

CDSmith · 01-29-2004, 12:42 AM

Poor laura, if she reads this thread she'll end up with black eye.

Oh, and to whoever said "eye snot" thanks. Fucker. I just about spewed my drink all over the keyboard, narrowly missed it thank god, and instead sprayed it all over the dog. Now his fur is all sticky with grapefruit juice.

KC · 01-29-2004, 12:43 AM

The anitbiotic eye drops that the prescibe for this make it go away in like a day or so. It's amazing how fast it gets better.

CDSmith · 01-29-2004, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
My wife has spunk eye

What's the best cure for spunk eye these days?

Holly · 01-29-2004, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!

And can I watch?

I'm *so* glad you left my grandmother out of that scenario.

Holly · 01-29-2004, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Oh, and to whoever said "eye snot" thanks.

That really is what it looks like.

It's very attractive.

Rictor · 01-29-2004, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
I'm *so* glad you left my grandmother out of that scenario.

I did but you obviously didn't. Poor molested granny.

block · 01-29-2004, 01:38 AM

Damn that sux dude because it probably means you will get it too :D

Vitasoy · 01-29-2004, 01:53 AM

Yea, it's highly contagious...

foolio · 01-29-2004, 01:55 AM

Once you get it make sure you jack off a few times a day, the extra fluids will do you well

myjah · 01-29-2004, 01:56 AM

her poor eyeball. speedy healing to it cause pink eye sucks.

PersianKitty · 01-29-2004, 02:34 AM

I'm gonna sound like my mom here.. (the retired head of infectious disease control for a local hospital group)...

WASH YOUR HANDS.. thoroughly and often..

01-28-2004, 09:47 PM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	My wife has pink eye What are the odds she is sleeping with Scott Baio?

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01-28-2004, 10:28 PM	#9
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	Better than brown eye! __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

01-28-2004, 10:31 PM	#12
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Tell her to stay away from you and lock yourself in your room playing poker all night __________________

01-28-2004, 10:20 PM	#3
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I don't have it so none of my whores. I just hope I don't get it.

01-28-2004, 10:24 PM	#4
Snowman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 235	I'd say they are at least 9/10 Watch yo back, fool

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jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	time to put her down then i reckon

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01-28-2004, 10:27 PM	#8
JunkyardDog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Swamp Posts: 788	I have had pink eye twice and it totally sucks. I feel for her.

01-28-2004, 10:29 PM	#10
Los Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Francisco Posts: 427	i'd get the hell away from her

01-28-2004, 11:11 PM	#13
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01-28-2004, 11:12 PM	#15
Fluid of Fuck Me Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 373	she's in rubbing her eye snot all over your pillow as we speak

01-28-2004, 11:14 PM	#16
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01-28-2004, 11:15 PM	#17
austinth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fantasy Island Posts: 1,770	quick dude, take her to the clinic or hospital to get some oinment to put in her eye before it gets any worse.

01-29-2004, 12:05 AM	#18
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Holy shit, I have it too! I woke up this morning and my left eye was completely stuck together. I had to put a hot washcloth on it to get it to open. It hurt like hell all morning and it's red as a firetruck. Then, my grandmother called at 8:00 tonight and said she has it too, but I haven't even seen her or been in the same place as her since the first week in January. Weird. I called my doctor and he called me in a prescription for Sulfacetamide Sodium drops and it's helped A LOT. The right one is starting to itch and burn, so I'm sure it will be in both by tomorrow. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

01-29-2004, 12:11 AM	#19
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01-29-2004, 12:18 AM	#22
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	I had it before, took a week for it to clear, with eye droops :-) __________________ [email protected]

01-29-2004, 12:19 AM	#23
DeanCapture Haters & Trolls SUCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 9,275	I got a fucking stye and that fucker itches. I had it a while back and it went away and recently came back. Not sure what's causing this shit. Fraid I might have to have this one cut out or drained somehow. Anyone had that done? __________________ Twitter: @DeanCapture Instagram: @TheDeanCapture DeanCapture "at" Gmail.com

01-29-2004, 12:36 AM	#24
valley hina Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,170	i hate pinkl eye that shit sucks

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Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Yea, it's highly contagious... __________________ [email protected]

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01-29-2004, 01:56 AM	#36
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