My wife has pink eye
 

What are the odds she is sleeping with Scott Baio?

which whore that you fucked had it?

I don't have it so none of my whores. I just hope I don't get it.

I'd say they are at least 9/10

Watch yo back, fool :BangBang:

time to put her down then i reckon

pink eye sucks.

Did you check the pool guy? :winkwink:

I have had pink eye twice and it totally sucks. I feel for her.

Better than brown eye!

i'd get the hell away from her

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Tell her to stay away from you and lock yourself in your room playing poker all night :thumbsup

Conjuntavitis is wicked. I am sorry to hear that.

conjunctavitis - sorry for spelling.

she's in rubbing her eye snot all over your pillow as we speak

Is it the viral or bacterial version?

I got pink eye about a year ago in both eyes, bacterial and it fucked me up for over 2 weeks. It was very bad.

:(

quick dude, take her to the clinic or hospital to get some oinment to put in her eye before it gets any worse.

Holy shit, I have it too! I woke up this morning and my left eye was completely stuck together. I had to put a hot washcloth on it to get it to open. It hurt like hell all morning and it's red as a firetruck. Then, my grandmother called at 8:00 tonight and said she has it too, but I haven't even seen her or been in the same place as her since the first week in January. Weird.

I called my doctor and he called me in a prescription for Sulfacetamide Sodium drops and it's helped A LOT. The right one is starting to itch and burn, so I'm sure it will be in both by tomorrow. :(

I heard about the Pink Eye. Poor Laura :( She has denied the Scott Biao theory though if that's any help.

Hope she gets better soon.

Does it hurt?

Hahahah - or trade her off and upgrade to a newer model :1orglaugh

I had it before, took a week for it to clear, with eye droops :-)

I got a fucking stye and that fucker itches. I had it a while back and it went away and recently came back. Not sure what's causing this shit. Fraid I might have to have this one cut out or drained somehow. Anyone had that done?

i hate pinkl eye that shit sucks

So just act like I always do?

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!



















And can I watch?

Poor laura, if she reads this thread she'll end up with black eye.



Oh, and to whoever said "eye snot" thanks. Fucker. I just about spewed my drink all over the keyboard, narrowly missed it thank god, and instead sprayed it all over the dog. Now his fur is all sticky with grapefruit juice. :mad: :ak47:

The anitbiotic eye drops that the prescibe for this make it go away in like a day or so. It's amazing how fast it gets better.

What's the best cure for spunk eye these days?

I'm *so* glad you left my grandmother out of that scenario.

That really is what it looks like. :1orglaugh It's very attractive.

I did but you obviously didn't. Poor molested granny. :(

Damn that sux dude because it probably means you will get it too :D

Yea, it's highly contagious...

Once you get it make sure you jack off a few times a day, the extra fluids will do you well

her poor eyeball. speedy healing to it cause pink eye sucks.

I'm gonna sound like my mom here.. (the retired head of infectious disease control for a local hospital group)...


WASH YOUR HANDS.. thoroughly and often..