Man shuns bath for 18 years - GoFuckYourself.com

dj pussy · 01-28-2004, 05:33 AM

BERLIN - Police in Berlin were called in to deal with a man who has neglected to take a bath or shave for the past 18 years, according to press reports Tuesday.

The self-styled urban hermit, identified only as Mario, also professed to not having changed his clothes since New Year's Day 2001.

the story

Vitasoy · 01-28-2004, 05:38 AM

omg! I can't imagine what kind of smell the possesses

Platinumpimp · 01-28-2004, 05:41 AM

LOL the pile in the corner of the room

rickholio · 01-28-2004, 05:42 AM

Call the inspectors, we found a WMD.

Weapon of Mario Dirtiness.

yeech

adamneve · 01-28-2004, 05:45 AM

i can smell it until here

$5 submissions · 01-28-2004, 05:45 AM

Damn, that stinks.

Vitasoy · 01-28-2004, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions
Damn, that stinks.

literally

Jarmusch · 01-28-2004, 06:05 AM

He must have a pretty long beard.

Sosa · 01-28-2004, 07:34 AM

a hairy stinky bastard ewwww. Usually find them on the streets!

FireFoz · 01-28-2004, 07:36 AM

So what? If he likes it..what has the police to do with it?
He's a nasty bastard though of course

Angie · 01-28-2004, 07:38 AM

Yuuuummmmmy!!

Stallion · 01-28-2004, 07:42 AM

Damn that smell must be nasty.

SENSEX · 01-28-2004, 07:44 AM

he must have smegma...

Spunky · 01-28-2004, 07:44 AM

Discusting

WankTank · 01-28-2004, 07:46 AM

Thats disgusting, he probably has infections and shit all over his body, and I bet when the dude needs 2 jerk one he has to get past all the dirt and buildup before he finds his dick, lol. Poor Guy

xxxoutsourcing · 01-28-2004, 07:46 AM

He must have had more shit balls on his anal hair, fuck that's horrid.
Dangle Berries!!!!

SLAiN787 · 01-28-2004, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WankTank
Thats disgusting, he probably has infections and shit all over his body, and I bet when the dude needs 2 jerk one he has to get past all the dirt and buildup before he finds his dick, lol. Poor Guy

Herb Kornfield · 01-28-2004, 08:53 AM

Thats just nasty man

block · 01-28-2004, 09:27 AM

"Investigating officers, who said they had no reason to doubt Mario's claims about his personal hygiene, were summoned after a chimneysweep reported discovering a "caveman" living in an abandoned apartment. "

Can only imagine the smell... They said they had to use industrial cleaners to get the smell out of their car... lol

wdsguy · 01-28-2004, 10:22 AM

haha dang he must smell like shit

mailman · 01-28-2004, 10:26 AM

Ewwwwww!

liquidmoe · 01-28-2004, 10:29 AM

Damn that would be an interesting call to get as a cop.

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