Man shuns bath for 18 years
 

BERLIN - Police in Berlin were called in to deal with a man who has neglected to take a bath or shave for the past 18 years, according to press reports Tuesday.

The self-styled urban hermit, identified only as Mario, also professed to not having changed his clothes since New Year's Day 2001.

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omg! I can't imagine what kind of smell the possesses :1orglaugh

LOL the pile in the corner of the room :glugglug

Call the inspectors, we found a WMD.

Weapon of Mario Dirtiness.

yeech :repuke

i can smell it until here

Damn, that stinks.

literally :1orglaugh

He must have a pretty long beard.

a hairy stinky bastard ewwww. Usually find them on the streets!

So what? If he likes it..what has the police to do with it?
He's a nasty bastard though of course

Yuuuummmmmy!!

:helpme

Damn that smell must be nasty.

he must have smegma...:repuke

Discusting :(

Thats disgusting, he probably has infections and shit all over his body, and I bet when the dude needs 2 jerk one he has to get past all the dirt and buildup before he finds his dick, lol. Poor Guy

He must have had more shit balls on his anal hair, fuck that's horrid.
Dangle Berries!!!!

:1orglaugh

Thats just nasty man

"Investigating officers, who said they had no reason to doubt Mario's claims about his personal hygiene, were summoned after a chimneysweep reported discovering a "caveman" living in an abandoned apartment. "


Can only imagine the smell... They said they had to use industrial cleaners to get the smell out of their car... lol

haha dang he must smell like shit

Ewwwwww!

Damn that would be an interesting call to get as a cop.