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slavdogg · 01-28-2004, 02:30 AM

just for the record
i'm a compulsive banner clicker
i click on nearly every banner / link i haven?t seen before
and sometimes i sign up.

tip for sig whores
make your fuckin links open in a new window, otherwise you're worthless. I always click back as i hate to lose the thread i'm reading.

tip for affiliate sites / sig buyers
get rid of Flash. no one gives a fuck about flash or other flashy confusing shit. KEEP IT SIMPLE FUCKERS just give me the juicy details and that?s all one really need to know if your program is worth anyone's time. We webmasters have a short attention span. Within first 5 seconds of looking at your affiliate program i already know if its worth my time to keep looking. Keep that in mind, YOU got 5 seconds to make a sale.

and don?t forget where is always a sale made

StuartD · 01-28-2004, 02:31 AM

see sig

- Jesus Christ - · 01-28-2004, 02:32 AM

Sign up....

MetaformX · 01-28-2004, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
see sig

oh oh

Vitasoy · 01-28-2004, 02:34 AM

printing page out

pornkitten · 01-28-2004, 02:34 AM

yeah thats true sometimes I want to buy content but the flash intro takes so long I forget what...

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Cash · 01-28-2004, 03:04 AM

Does mine open in a new window?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-28-2004, 03:07 AM

Within first 5 seconds of looking at your affiliate program i already know if its worth my time to keep looking.

Wow thats generous...
I have my estimations based on 2.5 second's.

Vitasoy · 01-28-2004, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cash
Does mine open in a new window?

yes it does

Lykos · 01-28-2004, 03:12 AM

foolio · 01-28-2004, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg

tip for affiliate sites / sig buyers
get rid of Flash. no one gives a fuck about flash or other flashy confusing shit.

You think we can still have flash sigs?

flashfire · 01-28-2004, 03:49 AM

you wont be dissapointed with this one!

Trax · 01-28-2004, 03:53 AM

i like some of the flash banners here

JFK · 01-28-2004, 03:58 AM

well, might as well add mine in here , but please dont take too long to open it , remember the 5 second rule

rett11 · 01-28-2004, 04:05 AM

no doubt flash intros are lame...I always skip them if at all possible.

Thomas · 01-28-2004, 04:28 AM

I only click good looking banners.. mostly flash.

cool1 · 01-28-2004, 04:47 AM

I think flash banners can be really cool
though they do seem to slow down my system

teleblade69 · 01-28-2004, 04:49 AM

SHIFT + click on a link will always open in a new window

Regards

TB

01-28-2004, 02:30 AM	#1
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	FREE tip for Sig Whores and Sig Buyers just for the record i'm a compulsive banner clicker i click on nearly every banner / link i haven?t seen before and sometimes i sign up. tip for sig whores make your fuckin links open in a new window, otherwise you're worthless. I always click back as i hate to lose the thread i'm reading. tip for affiliate sites / sig buyers get rid of Flash. no one gives a fuck about flash or other flashy confusing shit. KEEP IT SIMPLE FUCKERS just give me the juicy details and that?s all one really need to know if your program is worth anyone's time. We webmasters have a short attention span. Within first 5 seconds of looking at your affiliate program i already know if its worth my time to keep looking. Keep that in mind, YOU got 5 seconds to make a sale. and don?t forget where is always a sale made Last edited by slavdogg; 01-28-2004 at 02:36 AM..

01-28-2004, 02:31 AM	#2
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01-28-2004, 04:05 AM	#17
rett11 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 397	no doubt flash intros are lame...I always skip them if at all possible.

01-28-2004, 04:28 AM	#18
Thomas Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 277	I only click good looking banners.. mostly flash.

01-28-2004, 04:47 AM	#19
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01-28-2004, 04:49 AM	#20
teleblade69 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Belgium Posts: 1,063	SHIFT + click on a link will always open in a new window Regards TB __________________