FREE tip for Sig Whores and Sig Buyers
 

just for the record
i'm a compulsive banner clicker
i click on nearly every banner / link i haven?t seen before
and sometimes i sign up.

tip for sig whores
make your fuckin links open in a new window, otherwise you're worthless. I always click back as i hate to lose the thread i'm reading.

tip for affiliate sites / sig buyers
get rid of Flash. no one gives a fuck about flash or other flashy confusing shit. KEEP IT SIMPLE FUCKERS just give me the juicy details and that?s all one really need to know if your program is worth anyone's time. We webmasters have a short attention span. Within first 5 seconds of looking at your affiliate program i already know if its worth my time to keep looking. Keep that in mind, YOU got 5 seconds to make a sale.

and don?t forget where is always a sale made :)

see sig

Sign up....

oh oh

printing page out :)

yeah thats true sometimes I want to buy content but the flash intro takes so long I forget what...

DRINK BEER.

SMOKE HERBS.

LISTEN TO WU TANG - REUNITED

OFF FOREVER

:glugglug

"I'm too impulsive, my deadly corrosive dosage
attack when you least notice through explosive postage
I don't play, the rap souflee sautee for the day
Ruler Zig-Zag-Zig A, Leg Leg Arm Head
Spread like plague, we drink Hennessee by the jig
I got the golden egg plus the goose
Eighty proof, Absolut, mixed with cranberry fruit juice
Ginseng boost, I got yo' neck in a noose
Keep my money wrinkled, the rap star twinkle killer instinct
sixteen bar nickle sell more copies than Kinko
Grow like a fetus with no hands and feet to complete us
and we return like Jesus, when the whole world need us."

Does mine open in a new window? :Graucho

Within first 5 seconds of looking at your affiliate program i already know if its worth my time to keep looking.

Wow thats generous...
I have my estimations based on 2.5 second's.

yes it does :Graucho

:1orglaugh

You think we can still have flash sigs?

you wont be dissapointed with this one!

i like some of the flash banners here

well, might as well add mine in here , but please dont take too long to open it , remember the 5 second rule:1orglaugh

no doubt flash intros are lame...I always skip them if at all possible.

I only click good looking banners.. mostly flash.

I think flash banners can be really cool
though they do seem to slow down my system

SHIFT + click on a link will always open in a new window



Regards

TB