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01-27-2004, 01:34 PM
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would you rather have muscles w/a little dick or a fat slob with a huge cock? [pics]
I'd pick fat slob with a huge cock! I really like the deodorant balls in his arm pits!
    
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01-27-2004, 01:36 PM
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Uh... I'd pick the guy with muscles... At least you'll be close to getting action!
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01-27-2004, 01:36 PM
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01-27-2004, 01:43 PM
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No Refunds Issued.
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thats fucking sad
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01-27-2004, 01:49 PM
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Oh my god that guy cant please a real doll
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01-27-2004, 01:53 PM
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sex is good
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So its true
Steriods can give you a little pee pee |
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01-27-2004, 01:57 PM
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01-27-2004, 01:59 PM
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damn I don't even know if he can fit the fastsize unit on
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01-27-2004, 02:02 PM
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holla
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photoshopped?
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01-27-2004, 02:03 PM
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I'm already a fat guy; AND, I'm already stuck with a short penis; cameramen have a heck of a time trying to find an angle where they can shoot around my flabby stomach in such a way as to at least see something that looks bigger than a newborn's pee-pee!
Nevertheless, I still love my job:-))) Dave www.davecummings.com |
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01-27-2004, 02:03 PM
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01-27-2004, 02:04 PM
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01-27-2004, 02:05 PM
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i dated a guy like that before
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01-27-2004, 02:09 PM
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Dave I don't care what you say, you kick ass in my book! Keep the videos cumming!
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01-27-2004, 02:20 PM
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I would rather have muscles and a small dick. You would get laid more lol . IF your a fat slob with a big dick who would know unless you kept your fly open lol.
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01-27-2004, 02:45 PM
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Dave you're bigger then this guy; don't worry. This is one of the reasons why I wouldn't do steroids. It's like God's joke; yeah I'll make you buff...but I'll give you a small wiener
 I'd rather be not so buff but keep my length. |
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01-27-2004, 02:46 PM
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I'd rather have my muscles as I know I have a big dick.
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01-27-2004, 02:50 PM
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ew is that when erect??
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01-27-2004, 02:54 PM
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I'll just take a Dildo
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01-27-2004, 03:09 PM
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I want to send him a Get Well Soon card.
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01-27-2004, 03:11 PM
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I don't want to sound rude but surely fat people got laid alot less anyway!?
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01-27-2004, 03:25 PM
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steroids don't make your dick shrink it makes your balls shrink making your dick look BIGGER!
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01-27-2004, 03:34 PM
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He's posing like he thinks he has a big one!
I know a guy just like this and his rebuttal was always....."God didn't equip me well, however he blessed me with a twelve inch tongue and I can breathe out my ears"
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01-27-2004, 03:42 PM
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def not... i guess that is the only thing this guy can do is to 'try' to be handsome... (and i do mean TRY) It would really suck if you were fat, ugly AND have a small dick, might as well just shoot yourself then. personally i hate muscle guys and guys with extremely small dicks... *this guy's penis can not even be called a cock or dick... those words are just too bold sounding... penis is appropriate... or dingy, or mylittlechoochoo, or peetie, or thelittleguy, or chipmunk, or pokey, or shitgoddamyoursmall, or littleworm/littleperm... i can go on and on  |
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01-27-2004, 03:53 PM
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Woa
poor guy
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01-27-2004, 03:56 PM
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Damn!!! sucks to be him...
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01-27-2004, 03:56 PM
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I'd rather look good with a small penis.
Why? By the time a chick has seen your cock, chances are she already likes you. Most chicks that have sex with a guy they like don't care too much about cock size. It's mostly if you can please her, I guess. I'm trying to get buff-er myself. I think that cock size takes a backseat to looks and money. If you have looks and money you don't really even need a cock. |
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01-27-2004, 04:05 PM
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money, looks and small dick isn't TOO bad... but money, looks and tiny pee pee is REALLY bad... |
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01-27-2004, 04:09 PM
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I don't really think so. Money and looks are what 99.9% of women look for. Big cocks are just a slight bonus.
I'm sure if you asked most women to rank the following in order of importance, big cock would very, VERY, VERY rarely, if ever, be #1. Looks Brains Money Big cock Besides, if you are REALLY small, there are some things you can get done, like, disconnecting the base of the penis from the pubic bone and such. |
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01-27-2004, 04:16 PM
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doesnt look like a cock to me
more like a big clit
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01-27-2004, 04:19 PM
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But where is the pic of tha fat guy with a huge dong?
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01-27-2004, 04:20 PM
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Men like this make me sick. I am ok with well built men, but when they are so muscular they can't even put their arms down to their sides and they have those huge lumps on the backs of their necks......... that makes me sick.
I don't have issues with small dicks or anything like that, not what I base anything on.... but even dressed, just the first look at this guy would be a turn off to me. LOL |
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01-27-2004, 04:22 PM
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sense of humor kinks which fit looks tastes in common brains parts which fit Roughly that order, unless someone is a real standout in a particular category. A total mooch is a drag, but I never understand chicks who are attracted to dough. My coochie is not for sale.
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01-27-2004, 04:28 PM
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I give him one thing,, the guy sure has alot of self-confidence.
call me shallow, but i sure as hell would not take naked pictures with a small dick like that |
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01-27-2004, 04:30 PM
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Wouldn't it better to be fat with a big dick? At least you have the chance to work out and lose the fat whereas that guy will look good sure but he'll always have a small penis.
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01-27-2004, 04:33 PM
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Let's try this again... fuckin sherbert...
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01-27-2004, 04:34 PM
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01-27-2004, 04:36 PM
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lol...
i would rather be the fat slob.. |
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01-27-2004, 04:40 PM
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01-27-2004, 04:43 PM
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I have never seen a fat fucker with a huge monsterdick! post some pics...
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01-27-2004, 04:48 PM
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I would choose to be fat..
At least I could go on a diet, he would be stuck with that dick for the rest of his life. |
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01-27-2004, 04:55 PM
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I have muscles and i have a big dick,what else i can ask from god?
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01-27-2004, 04:58 PM
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lol it is true, its a fact....guys who work out, tend to have smaller dicks ........steroids doesn't help either lol But anyways to those who say money and looks is what a chick wants no way, unless you dont mind her gettting satisfied by some other guy the next day ;) lol
First you get da money, then you get da powa, and THEN you get the ladies (Minimum requiremtns of decent penis size) |
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01-27-2004, 04:58 PM
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LOL did you notice the pink ladyshave.
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if i absolutely had to choose, i'd take the good looking guy with the smaller cock.
looks brains BIG COCK money - would come last, probably cause i have my own!
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I got both!
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