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MrMonkeyFingers 01-27-2004 01:34 PM

would you rather have muscles w/a little dick or a fat slob with a huge cock? [pics]
 
I'd pick fat slob with a huge cock! I really like the deodorant balls in his arm pits!

http://www.datinggold.com/gfy/musclehead/01.jpg
http://www.datinggold.com/gfy/musclehead/02.jpg
http://www.datinggold.com/gfy/musclehead/03.jpg
http://www.datinggold.com/gfy/musclehead/04.jpg
http://www.datinggold.com/gfy/musclehead/05.jpg

AdultNex 01-27-2004 01:36 PM

Uh... I'd pick the guy with muscles... At least you'll be close to getting action! :thumbsup

BRISK 01-27-2004 01:36 PM

:1orglaugh

DarkJedi 01-27-2004 01:43 PM

thats fucking sad :helpme

axelcat 01-27-2004 01:49 PM

Oh my god that guy cant please a real doll

cool1 01-27-2004 01:53 PM

So its true
Steriods can give you a little pee pee :1orglaugh

Mikey_219Inc 01-27-2004 01:57 PM

http://www.fastsize.com/?rid=1089

alias 01-27-2004 01:59 PM

damn I don't even know if he can fit the fastsize unit on :1orglaugh

brizzad 01-27-2004 02:02 PM

photoshopped?

davecummings 01-27-2004 02:03 PM

I'm already a fat guy; AND, I'm already stuck with a short penis; cameramen have a heck of a time trying to find an angle where they can shoot around my flabby stomach in such a way as to at least see something that looks bigger than a newborn's pee-pee!

Nevertheless, I still love my job:-)))

Dave
www.davecummings.com

detoxed 01-27-2004 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
photoshopped?
doesnt look like it

PlayGirl 01-27-2004 02:04 PM

:eek7

Babagirls 01-27-2004 02:05 PM

i dated a guy like that before :helpme

MrMonkeyFingers 01-27-2004 02:09 PM

Dave I don't care what you say, you kick ass in my book! Keep the videos cumming!


Quote:

Originally posted by davecummings
I'm already a fat guy; AND, I'm already stuck with a short penis; cameramen have a heck of a time trying to find an angle where they can shoot around my flabby stomach in such a way as to at least see something that looks bigger than a newborn's pee-pee!


www.davecummings.com


tony286 01-27-2004 02:20 PM

I would rather have muscles and a small dick. You would get laid more lol . IF your a fat slob with a big dick who would know unless you kept your fly open lol.

KobyBoy 01-27-2004 02:45 PM

Dave you're bigger then this guy; don't worry. This is one of the reasons why I wouldn't do steroids. It's like God's joke; yeah I'll make you buff...but I'll give you a small wiener :) I'd rather be not so buff but keep my length.

Ic3m4nZ 01-27-2004 02:46 PM

I'd rather have my muscles as I know I have a big dick.

aaron 01-27-2004 02:50 PM

ew is that when erect?? :( :helpme

PrivateIvy 01-27-2004 02:54 PM

I'll just take a Dildo :)

Ivy

Tofu 01-27-2004 03:09 PM

I want to send him a Get Well Soon card.

Chris E 01-27-2004 03:11 PM

I don't want to sound rude but surely fat people got laid alot less anyway!?

B Sandwich 01-27-2004 03:25 PM

steroids don't make your dick shrink it makes your balls shrink making your dick look BIGGER!

TaylorM 01-27-2004 03:34 PM

He's posing like he thinks he has a big one! :1orglaugh I know a guy just like this and his rebuttal was always.....

"God didn't equip me well, however he blessed me with a twelve inch tongue and I can breathe out my ears"

rocki 01-27-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
photoshopped?

def not... i guess that is the only thing this guy can do is to 'try' to be handsome... (and i do mean TRY)
It would really suck if you were fat, ugly AND have a small dick, might as well just shoot yourself then.

personally i hate muscle guys and guys with extremely small dicks...

*this guy's penis can not even be called a cock or dick... those words are just too bold sounding... penis is appropriate... or dingy, or mylittlechoochoo, or peetie, or thelittleguy, or chipmunk, or pokey, or shitgoddamyoursmall, or littleworm/littleperm... i can go on and on

:2 cents:

jmelyn 01-27-2004 03:53 PM

Woa :( poor guy

Matt M 01-27-2004 03:56 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Damn!!! sucks to be him...

Huggles 01-27-2004 03:56 PM

I'd rather look good with a small penis.



Why?



By the time a chick has seen your cock, chances are she already likes you. Most chicks that have sex with a guy they like don't care too much about cock size. It's mostly if you can please her, I guess.

I'm trying to get buff-er myself. I think that cock size takes a backseat to looks and money. If you have looks and money you don't really even need a cock.

rocki 01-27-2004 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
I'd rather look good with a small penis.



Why?



By the time a chick has seen your cock, chances are she already likes you. Most chicks that have sex with a guy they like don't care too much about cock size. It's mostly if you can please her, I guess.

I'm trying to get buff-er myself. I think that cock size takes a backseat to looks and money. If you have looks and money you don't really even need a cock.

This guys penis is beyond small, that is tiny... all the looks and money in the world can not make up for something that tiny...



money, looks and small dick isn't TOO bad... but money, looks and tiny pee pee is REALLY bad...

Huggles 01-27-2004 04:09 PM

I don't really think so. Money and looks are what 99.9% of women look for. Big cocks are just a slight bonus.


I'm sure if you asked most women to rank the following in order of importance, big cock would very, VERY, VERY rarely, if ever, be #1.


Looks
Brains
Money
Big cock


Besides, if you are REALLY small, there are some things you can get done, like, disconnecting the base of the penis from the pubic bone and such.

GoLiaT 01-27-2004 04:16 PM

doesnt look like a cock to me
more like a big clit

mistersoft 01-27-2004 04:19 PM

But where is the pic of tha fat guy with a huge dong?

Tam 01-27-2004 04:20 PM

Men like this make me sick. I am ok with well built men, but when they are so muscular they can't even put their arms down to their sides and they have those huge lumps on the backs of their necks......... that makes me sick.

I don't have issues with small dicks or anything like that, not what I base anything on.... but even dressed, just the first look at this guy would be a turn off to me. LOL

AmeliaG 01-27-2004 04:22 PM

style
sense of humor
kinks which fit
looks
tastes in common
brains
parts which fit


Roughly that order, unless someone is a real standout in a particular category.

A total mooch is a drag, but I never understand chicks who are attracted to dough.

My coochie is not for sale.

playa 01-27-2004 04:28 PM

I give him one thing,, the guy sure has alot of self-confidence.

call me shallow, but i sure as hell would not take naked pictures with a small dick like that

Angie 01-27-2004 04:30 PM

Wouldn't it better to be fat with a big dick? At least you have the chance to work out and lose the fat whereas that guy will look good sure but he'll always have a small penis.

ldinternet 01-27-2004 04:33 PM

Let's try this again... fuckin sherbert...

ldinternet 01-27-2004 04:34 PM

http://www.hotlinkpro.com/014.jpg

finlo 01-27-2004 04:36 PM

lol...:1orglaugh i would rather be the fat slob..

funkmaster 01-27-2004 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
i dated a guy like that before :helpme
slut

LasseKongos 01-27-2004 04:43 PM

I have never seen a fat fucker with a huge monsterdick! post some pics...

Fat men fuck with the body - not with the dick!:warning

funkmaster 01-27-2004 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
http://www.hotlinkpro.com/014.jpg
... now that's what I call a sexy bitch, is that mutt ???

geirlur 01-27-2004 04:48 PM

I would choose to be fat..
At least I could go on a diet, he would be stuck with that dick for the rest of his life.

swedguy 01-27-2004 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
Uh... I'd pick the guy with muscles... At least you'll be close to getting action! :thumbsup
Ron Jeremy seems to get quite a lot of pussy... even outside the pornos :glugglug

Lykos 01-27-2004 04:55 PM

I have muscles and i have a big dick,what else i can ask from god?:glugglug

LamboSV 01-27-2004 04:58 PM

lol it is true, its a fact....guys who work out, tend to have smaller dicks ........steroids doesn't help either lol But anyways to those who say money and looks is what a chick wants no way, unless you dont mind her gettting satisfied by some other guy the next day ;) lol


First you get da money, then you get da powa, and THEN you get the ladies (Minimum requiremtns of decent penis size)

Seb From Holland 01-27-2004 04:58 PM

LOL did you notice the pink ladyshave.

tayloryum 01-27-2004 05:04 PM

if i absolutely had to choose, i'd take the good looking guy with the smaller cock.

looks
brains
BIG COCK
money - would come last, probably cause i have my own!

davecummings 01-27-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaylorM
He's posing like he thinks he has a big one! :1orglaugh I know a guy just like this and his rebuttal was always.....

"God didn't equip me well, however he blessed me with a twelve inch tongue and I can breathe out my ears"

Im my experience in the world of swinging, I've heard many females say that any guy who brags about his pussy-eating abilities probably focuses on that because he can't get his tiny dick hard enough to satisfy them.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

tayloryum 01-27-2004 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tayloryum
if i absolutely had to choose, i'd take the good looking guy with the smaller cock.

looks
brains
BIG COCK
money - would come last, probably cause i have my own!

almost forgot, personality counts for A LOT with me, and i think probably most women would agree. if i guy can make me laugh, that can go a long way (provided he has looks, brains, etc.)

Head 01-27-2004 05:07 PM

I got both! :Graucho


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