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01-27-2004, 06:02 AM
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Aircraft joke
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Jonny Wilkinson, the best flyhalf in Britain. The English need me; it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Graca Machel, says, "I am the wife of the former President of South Africa. I am also the most dedicated Woman in the world." She takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people Not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a Ten year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a Good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."
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01-27-2004, 06:04 AM
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Haha
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01-27-2004, 06:07 AM
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hahahahahahahaha
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01-27-2004, 06:11 AM
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Shit I just realised dat was my "500th" post................
Yeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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01-27-2004, 06:13 AM
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Hahah..nice joke
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01-27-2004, 06:29 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Nice one.
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01-27-2004, 07:21 AM
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nice joke with happy ending for world |
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01-27-2004, 07:22 AM
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Yeah dat is what I thought and why I posted it
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