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raceman · 01-27-2004, 06:02 AM

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says, "I'm Jonny Wilkinson, the best flyhalf in
Britain. The English need me; it would be unfair to them if I died".
So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Graca Machel, says, "I am the wife of the former
President of South Africa. I am also the most dedicated Woman in the world."

She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of the
United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics.
And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the
country and I have a responsibility to my people Not to die."
So he takes a parachute and jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a Ten year old schoolboy,
"I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a Good person and a priest I will
give you the last parachute".

The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for you.
America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."

01-27-2004, 06:02 AM
raceman Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Now offshore on an island paying a heluva lot less tax than you suckers Posts: 1,064	Aircraft joke An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Jonny Wilkinson, the best flyhalf in Britain. The English need me; it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Graca Machel, says, "I am the wife of the former President of South Africa. I am also the most dedicated Woman in the world." She takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people Not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a Ten year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a Good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..." __________________ "ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM" <-- "DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN" General Joe Stiwell ICQ: 213-684-158