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jasmine · 01-26-2004, 11:54 AM

Top 10 Funny Store Signs

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

tony286 · 01-26-2004, 11:55 AM

radical · 01-26-2004, 11:55 AM

jasmine · 01-26-2004, 11:55 AM

I thought it was cute , never seen that before

Nikoleta · 01-26-2004, 12:11 PM

jasmine · 01-26-2004, 01:33 PM

Thanks glad you all enjoyed it

valley hina · 01-26-2004, 01:39 PM

valley hina · 01-26-2004, 01:40 PM

tranza · 01-26-2004, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

The only one I found funny...

Just_Dave · 01-26-2004, 01:53 PM

01-26-2004, 11:54 AM	#1
jasmine Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,013	Top 10 Funny Store Signs Top 10 Funny Store Signs 1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." 3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left." 4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!" 5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." 6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." 7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." 8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." 9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." 10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. __________________ I've been getting paid by SexOnTheSide for 10 years!

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