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Old 01-25-2004, 01:36 AM   #1
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GFY Signatures....wtf?
Um...why did I get my signature turned off because it was too big when there's a crap load of other webmasters on here with way bigger signatures?!?
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:36 AM   #2
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Um...why did I get my signature turned off because it was too big when there's a crap load of other webmasters on here with way bigger signatures?!?
Name one.
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:36 AM   #3
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:37 AM   #4
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because no one has taken the time to fix the other peoples sigs.
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:39 AM   #6
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name two
Well both of you's two's for 1...

My banner 468x60 and one very small half line of text that contained my email address and ICQ address. Hardly obtrusive.

Edit: okay...maybe not both of you, I noticed that yours is 468x60 too...so it was the same size as yours.
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:40 AM   #7
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yeah..... name one.
And YOU! My banner was WAY smaller than yours, and not nearly so much text!
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:40 AM   #9
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Well both of you's two's for 1...

My banner 468x60 and one very small half line of text that contained my email address and ICQ address. Hardly obtrusive.
that violates the rules.

in fact, the sig you have right now violates the rules. Better revise that shit.
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:42 AM   #10
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that violates the rules.

in fact, the sig you have right now violates the rules. Better revise that shit.

And yours doesn't how exactly? My signature takes up less space than yours does!
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:44 AM   #12
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And YOU! My banner was WAY smaller than yours, and not nearly so much text!

You just don't get it.
This place is not supposed to be fair, notice the name.
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:46 AM   #13
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You just don't get it.
This place is not supposed to be fair, notice the name.
I already got that...but it's like 1 rule for some and 1 rule for everyone else. I don't like double standards is all. If you're going to set rules, shouldn't you abide by them yourself?
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And yours doesn't how exactly? My signature takes up less space than yours does!
#1: Think before you speak.

#2: Assuming #1 has failed you, look long and hard at the banner in my sig. Think about it.

#3: Look a little to the left and ponder the name. Try not to get hung up on the name so much as putting your efforts toward the fact that the name you're looking at is the one that a) created the banner. b) created the program that goes with the banner. c) The program is an Adult.com program. & d) GFY belongs to Adult.com.

Adding all this up and subtracting any fleeting thoughts of grandeur you may have been contemplating, this should, by all accounts, (at this stage of the game), be speaking volumes to you.


However,.... I have come to realize that not everything is always so easily spelled out. And for those that are simply flat out inept at connecting dots, I offer up a hearty, "GET A FUCKING CLUE!"


Fix your sig or face the consequences.


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And yours doesn't how exactly? My signature takes up less space than yours does!
First of all, he's a moderator on this board.
Second of all, he's advertising the company that owns this board.
Sure, you may not think that's fair, but this is not a democracy.

The only time a 468x60 banner is acceptable in your signature is if you're promoting a sponsor who has a top banner spot on the forum.
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:50 AM   #18
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#1: Think before you speak.

#2: Assuming #1 has failed you, look long and hard at the banner in my sig. Think about it.

#3: Look a little to the left and ponder the name. Try not to get hung up on the name so much as putting your efforts toward the fact that the name you're looking at is the one that a) created the banner. b) created the program that goes with the banner. c) The program is an Adult.com program. & d) GFY belongs to Adult.com.

Adding all this up and subtracting and fleeting thoughts of grandeur you may have been contemplating, this should, by all accounts, (at this stage of the game), be speaking volumes to you.


However,.... I have come to realize that not everything is always so easily spelled out. And for those that are simply flat out inept at connecting dots, I offer up a hearty, "GET A FUCKING CLUE!"


Fix your sig or face the consequences.


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this is definetly one of your best posts
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:54 AM   #19
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Okay...I already got all of that...I wasn't trying to be a complete ass...I just wanted to state my opinion of fairness of rules...but in the name of keeping the peace, I'll let it go...and change my sig. Subject dropped.
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Mine bends the rules...
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And YOU! My banner was WAY smaller than yours, and not nearly so much text!
Some of us have a get out of jail free card when it comes to these things.
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Mine bends the rules...
Umm...
Not sure actually.
in all truth, I really don't care about sigs. I almost never pay much attention to them at all. As long as I don't see a fucking FPA in someones sig, and unless they make an issue out of sigs when their own sig is non-conforming.

Here's a tip: If your own sig violates the board rules, it's probly not a great idea to draw attention to it by bitching about sigs.
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Here's a tip: If your own sig violates the board rules, it's probly not a great idea to draw attention to it by bitching about sigs.
Your sig is too big.
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Your sig is too big.
I can make it bigger if you like.

You gonna spank me?
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I can make it bigger if you like.

You gonna spank me?
If I spank you...It will get bigger for sure.
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Um...why did I get my signature turned off because it was too big when there's a crap load of other webmasters on here with way bigger signatures?!?
Read the rules page.. Located at the bottom of this page.. far right link... See line #2.....

2. Signature rules. Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of default size and color.
New as of 1/1/2003: if your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 468x60 instead of a 120x60. Yes there is a reason this is so big. Also putting your text in a cell and making it look like a button is against the rules. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

We get a pass cuz we're top banner advertisers.. Anyone who wants to promote someone who advertises up top you can use a big ass banner..

Nuff said?
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Um...why did I get my signature turned off because it was too big when there's a crap load of other webmasters on here with way bigger signatures?!?

Because you didn't put $99 in my account
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Read the rules page.. Located at the bottom of this page.. far right link... See line #2.....

2. Signature rules. Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of default size and color.
New as of 1/1/2003: if your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 468x60 instead of a 120x60. Yes there is a reason this is so big. Also putting your text in a cell and making it look like a button is against the rules. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

We get a pass cuz we're top banner advertisers.. Anyone who wants to promote someone who advertises up top you can use a big ass banner..

Nuff said?
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