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CDSmith · 01-25-2004, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by Tala

Another award-winning smiley. That one is fucking hilarous.

Fitty bangin GFY'ers.

Babagirls · 01-25-2004, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche

Either way, I would think that her husband wouldn't be too thrilled to find out that he's not the best...I wouldn't be. It would only be grounds for divorce if it was since the wedding...

well, first off, we're not married yet. Yes, we have been together and lived together for 6 years. Yes, we are going to get married (both familys know). he hasnt proposed yet because i told him to wait. after we get engaged, we have to get married, buy a house (which we are currently looking into), and im going to college in the fall. So, I told him we should do alot of things before we get engaged. We already have a few things 'checked off' our list of things we HAVE to do first.

2nd of all; he KNOWS about the 'skinny black guy'. He knows that he is NOT my best fuck.

I stated all of this (in alot less detail lol) in my previous replys to this thread

AaronM · 01-25-2004, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
lol, not posting this publicly, that's for sure!
WG

Translation

"Lensman"

Loryn · 01-25-2004, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

Is it me?

No

WiredGuy · 01-25-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Translation

"Lensman"

lol, just because I got the guy cheesecake isn't a sign i'm hitting on him

WG

Shortbus McGee · 01-25-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

No

Wanna bet?

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Here's a good rule of thumb that works for me...I take my current weight then subtract 120 pounds. If the girl weighs that or more then I will not do her.

No offense to the big girls...I just can't do it. TheSpaceBulldog is into the plump ladies though and he is a skinny black man.

Oh well, another dream lost.

AaronM · 01-25-2004, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
Oh well, another dream lost.

Ah...We can still be friends.

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Another award-winning smiley. That one is fucking hilarous.

Fitty bangin GFY'ers.

Remind me to let you have access to my personal smilie vault. I've got fucktons of the things. I'm a smilie addict.

Loryn · 01-25-2004, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

Wanna bet?

OMG are you kidding me?? Were you born yesterday???

Babagirls · 01-25-2004, 01:34 AM

Tala......are you a bigger gal yourself??

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

Ah...We can still be friends.

Yeah, that's what I told my last broken heart too. Why is that always the standard, "You're not worthy" line, hmm??

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
Tala......are you a bigger gal yourself??

Yeppers. And gosh darnit, not only am I cute, people like me.

SleazyDream · 01-25-2004, 01:37 AM

sooo many choices... so little time

Babagirls · 01-25-2004, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
Yeppers. And gosh darnit, not only am I cute, people like me.

Im a bigger gal myself

Power to the "pleasanly plum" chickies!

AaronM · 01-25-2004, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
Yeah, that's what I told my last broken heart too. Why is that always the standard, "You're not worthy" line, hmm??

It's not your fault that I have a shallow double standard when it comes to sex.

I'm OK with it though.

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls

Im a bigger gal myself

Power to the "pleasanly plum" chickies!

Sweet. Though I've always abhorred the term "pleasantly plump" and the like. Call me a realist, but I'm a fattie, thanks.

Shortbus McGee · 01-25-2004, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

OMG are you kidding me?? Were you born yesterday???

You know you want me. You told me so in Vegas.

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

It's not your fault that I have a shallow double standard when it comes to sex.

I'm OK with it though.

To each his (or her) own. You like what you like, no worries.

Same goes for everyone. Doesn't bother me, until someone tells me that what I'm into is wrong, gross, or disgusting. Then I get vicious.

AaronM · 01-25-2004, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
Yeppers. And gosh darnit, not only am I cute, people like me.

You are one of those girls that my friends always try to hook me up with.

"You will love this girl Aaron, she has such a pretty face."

Babagirls · 01-25-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
Sweet. Though I've always abhorred the term "pleasantly plump" and the like. Call me a realist, but I'm a fattie, thanks.

Hahaha!!

Im sorry dear. Theres all different types of "plump-ness". (lol) Most gals are size 6-8's. Im a size 11. Bigger than average, smaller than bigger

(give me 10 yrs, i'll be fat as hell.......runs in the family.........damn Italian genes

)

AaronM · 01-25-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

You are one of those girls that my friends always try to hook me up with.

"You will love this girl Aaron, she has such a pretty face."

Speaking of which...Why is it that people always assume that fat people want to date other fat people? My local friends NEVER try to introduce me to women who are in shape. I always get the granade.

MadCap · 01-25-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
brad shaw... cuz i'd want to see the look in his eyes when i was spraying a load up his nose and in his eye after i pulled out rawdog....

man didnt i tell you to quit rawdoggin man. btw its 2pm there why are you still up go to sleep and hit me up tomorrow

Loryn · 01-25-2004, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

You know you want me. You told me so in Vegas.

I said no such thing to anyone in Vegas.

Pic please!!!

Dawgy · 01-25-2004, 01:43 AM

i probably shouldnt answer this...

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

You are one of those girls that my friends always try to hook me up with.

"You will love this girl Aaron, she has such a pretty face."

No I'm not. I've never been one of those girls. My face was okay, but it was the attitude that made most guys back away carefully. Those with the balls to figure out that I'm more than what is easily seen are the ones who got the goods.

Besides, I did my own hooking up. If I wanted someone to hook me up, I'd've had a pimp.

AaronM · 01-25-2004, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
i probably shouldnt answer this...

Go ahead....It won't be the first time my name was mentioned in this thread.

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls

Hahaha!!

Im sorry dear. Theres all different types of "plump-ness". (lol) Most gals are size 6-8's. Im a size 11. Bigger than average, smaller than bigger

(give me 10 yrs, i'll be fat as hell.......runs in the family.........damn Italian genes )

ACK!

Fuck, if I wore a size 11, I'd be just about perfect. When I say I'm a fattie, I'm not lying. *shrug*

WiredGuy · 01-25-2004, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Speaking of which...Why is it that people always assume that fat people want to date other fat people? My local friends NEVER try to introduce me to women who are in shape. I always get the granade.

By association. Same reason why geekie guys never get introduced to cheerleaders

Shortbus McGee · 01-25-2004, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I said no such thing to anyone in Vegas.

Pic please!!!

My pleasure. Email?

Loryn · 01-25-2004, 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee

My pleasure. Email?

Sure [email protected]

Babagirls · 01-25-2004, 01:48 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
ACK!

Fuck, if I wore a size 11, I'd be just about perfect. When I say I'm a fattie, I'm not lying. *shrug*

LOL I used to be a size 20

Its weird, when i was kid, i was all skin and bones. My mom had a hard time shopping for clothes becuae i was so damn skinny. Then i hit age 10.....boom! plumped up like a fuckin Hot Dog in a microwave........thats how members in my family are. Its all in the gene pool........im doomed to be a fatty too.

AaronM · 01-25-2004, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

By association. Same reason why geekie guys never get introduced to cheerleaders

Why is it that my industry friends never try this?

This brings up another good question......

How many people have bought hookers for their industry friends and chose to send a fattie up to the room instead of a spinner?

In Vegas, GoGoBar was looking for a tranny hooker to send to Sleazy's room.

ModelPerfect · 01-25-2004, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by digifan

Good luck to you

Check your icq please.

You know I luv you, digifan. You're always my first choice.
I'm replying...

brand0n · 01-25-2004, 01:50 AM

grogan

Shortbus McGee · 01-25-2004, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Sure [email protected]

Sent. It's a nude shot and I am only halfway erect. But you can still hide a coke can behind it.

Enjoy the pic.

AaronM · 01-25-2004, 01:52 AM

Another question.

Who is the wise guy who named a womans store "Dress Barn"

I can just see a heard of heavy woman buying cow print dress there.

WTF were they thinking?

www.dressbarn.com

JulianSosa · 01-25-2004, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Sure [email protected]

Do you get paid overtime to post here?
Danger pay might be in order.

WiredGuy · 01-25-2004, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Why is it that my industry friends never try this?

This brings up another good question......

How many people have bought hookers for their industry friends and chose to send a fattie up to the room instead of a spinner?

In Vegas, GoGoBar was looking for a tranny hooker to send to Sleazy's room.

LOL, go figure huh

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

Go ahead....It won't be the first time my name was mentioned in this thread.

JulianSosa · 01-25-2004, 01:54 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Another question.

Who is the wise guy who named a womans store "Dress Barn"

I can just see a heard of heavy woman buying cow print dress there.

WTF were they thinking?

www.dressbarn.com

Subliminal Advertising for heffers

Only cows shop are dress barn

DreamCumTrue · 01-25-2004, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Another question.

Who is the wise guy who named a womans store "Dress Barn"

I can just see a heard of heavy woman buying cow print dress there.

WTF were they thinking?

www.dressbarn.com

What about the women's clothing store "Capacity"?

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls

LOL I used to be a size 20 Its weird, when i was kid, i was all skin and bones. My mom had a hard time shopping for clothes becuae i was so damn skinny. Then i hit age 10.....boom! plumped up like a fuckin Hot Dog in a microwave........thats how members in my family are. Its all in the gene pool........im doomed to be a fatty too.

I hit age 8 and it all went downhill from there. There was a four year stint in thre where I wore a size 12, but that's as small as I ever got after puberty.

Loryn · 01-25-2004, 01:55 AM

OMG if I could only say who you are!!!!

But I can't and won't but I will say I am totally flattered and I am blushing.

My lips are sealed and thank you.

JulianSosa · 01-25-2004, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

OMG if I could only say who you are!!!!

But I can't and won't but I will say I am totally flattered and I am blushing.

My lips are sealed and thank you.

RogerV? or was that the other gfy chick he dug ;)

Holly · 01-25-2004, 01:58 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

By association. Same reason why geekie guys never get introduced to cheerleaders

I was a cheerleader and I loved geeky guys! I've always liked really, really smart boys. Most of them are sort of socially backwards or shy, but I like that.

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:58 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

OMG if I could only say who you are!!!!

But I can't and won't but I will say I am totally flattered and I am blushing.

My lips are sealed and thank you.

WiredGuy · 01-25-2004, 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by JulianSosa
RogerV? or was that the other gfy chick he dug ;)

That was Cheshire

WiredGuy · 01-25-2004, 02:01 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
I was a cheerleader and I loved geeky guys! I've always liked really, really smart boys. Most of them are sort of socially backwards or shy, but I like that.

Loved, as in past tense? Darn...

WG

Shortbus McGee · 01-25-2004, 02:01 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

OMG if I could only say who you are!!!!

But I can't and won't but I will say I am totally flattered and I am blushing.

My lips are sealed and thank you.

That's what I thought. Now tell me again that you don't want to fuck my brains out.

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Another question. Who is the wise guy who named a womans store "Dress Barn" I can just see a heard of heavy woman buying cow print dress there. WTF were they thinking? www.dressbarn.com