Good "Jerk Off" Scenerios - GoFuckYourself.com

Pete · 01-24-2004, 07:14 PM

One of my favorites is when I pretend I take a chick to an island resort and she sucks my cock on the balcony while I drink a cold beer and stare out into the ocean. Just after I blow my load all over her face I slap her a few times and throw her on the bed. Then she starts frantically begging for my cock while I jerk off in front of her. Finally I shove it in and she screams out in extasy saying, "oh your cock is so big!"

Juicy D. Links · 01-24-2004, 07:15 PM

Rorschach · 01-24-2004, 07:15 PM

I pretend I'm being held down and raped by a multitude of well endowed black men.

Snowman · 01-24-2004, 07:19 PM

Uhhh

I picture the second girl I had sex with, She's hot & older

She really did it for me better than any girl

she'd look into my eyes while i was fucking her and be like cum right now, cum inside me with your big cock, i want to feel your load in my little pussy

yeah kinky drunk sex fucking owns, she's pregnant now.. not mine though

Spunky · 01-24-2004, 07:22 PM

I get off on two midgets anal fisting bukkake sessions

Head · 01-24-2004, 07:25 PM

Mine would be i picked a chicj up on my sailboat and we cruise out a ways and i fuck the brains out of her!

Pete · 01-24-2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
I get off on two midgets anal fisting bukkake sessions

Thats not normal.

acctman · 01-24-2004, 07:39 PM

any MILF scenerios

mrthumbs · 01-24-2004, 07:47 PM

i always fantasize about 2 teen girls at the same time.. one blond, one brunette:
one sucking me off while the other gives me (in a VERY sexy way) compliments about my postcount

spamofon · 01-24-2004, 07:51 PM

i usually just go and fuck my girlfriend

jerkoffs

Pete · 01-24-2004, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spamofon
i usually just go and fuck my girlfriend

jerkoffs

Please come back and tell us your stories when you feel like telling the truth.

Spunky · 01-24-2004, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spamofon
i usually just go and fuck my girlfriend

jerkoffs

So do I...she says your weiner is too small

Rorschach · 01-24-2004, 07:56 PM

Even if you've got the hottest girlfriend in the world who fucks like an animal, everyone still jacks off.

spamofon · 01-24-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

So do I...she says your weiner is too small

i can slap you in a face with my "wiener" aaaaaaaaaall the way from here

Herb Kornfield · 01-24-2004, 08:00 PM

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01-24-2004, 07:14 PM	#1
Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Posts: 6,617	Good "Jerk Off" Scenerios One of my favorites is when I pretend I take a chick to an island resort and she sucks my cock on the balcony while I drink a cold beer and stare out into the ocean. Just after I blow my load all over her face I slap her a few times and throw her on the bed. Then she starts frantically begging for my cock while I jerk off in front of her. Finally I shove it in and she screams out in extasy saying, "oh your cock is so big!" __________________ Evoke Electronics

01-24-2004, 07:22 PM	#5
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01-24-2004, 07:25 PM	#6
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	Mine would be i picked a chicj up on my sailboat and we cruise out a ways and i fuck the brains out of her! __________________

01-24-2004, 07:15 PM	#2
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01-24-2004, 07:15 PM	#3
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	I pretend I'm being held down and raped by a multitude of well endowed black men.

01-24-2004, 07:19 PM	#4
Snowman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 235	Uhhh I picture the second girl I had sex with, She's hot & older She really did it for me better than any girl she'd look into my eyes while i was fucking her and be like cum right now, cum inside me with your big cock, i want to feel your load in my little pussy yeah kinky drunk sex fucking owns, she's pregnant now.. not mine though

01-24-2004, 07:39 PM	#8
acctman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,840	any MILF scenerios

01-24-2004, 07:47 PM	#9
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	i always fantasize about 2 teen girls at the same time.. one blond, one brunette: one sucking me off while the other gives me (in a VERY sexy way) compliments about my postcount

01-24-2004, 07:51 PM	#10
spamofon Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,999	i usually just go and fuck my girlfriend jerkoffs

01-24-2004, 07:56 PM	#13
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	Even if you've got the hottest girlfriend in the world who fucks like an animal, everyone still jacks off.

01-24-2004, 08:00 PM	#15
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	$20 Million in 1 month from sponsor payouts, then I get a call from the Hun and he wants to give me his site and all his traffic since I am just a great guy.