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Pete 01-24-2004 07:14 PM

Good "Jerk Off" Scenerios
 
One of my favorites is when I pretend I take a chick to an island resort and she sucks my cock on the balcony while I drink a cold beer and stare out into the ocean. Just after I blow my load all over her face I slap her a few times and throw her on the bed. Then she starts frantically begging for my cock while I jerk off in front of her. Finally I shove it in and she screams out in extasy saying, "oh your cock is so big!" :evil-laug :evil-laug

Juicy D. Links 01-24-2004 07:15 PM

:1orglaugh

Rorschach 01-24-2004 07:15 PM

I pretend I'm being held down and raped by a multitude of well endowed black men.

Snowman 01-24-2004 07:19 PM

Uhhh

I picture the second girl I had sex with, She's hot & older

She really did it for me better than any girl

she'd look into my eyes while i was fucking her and be like cum right now, cum inside me with your big cock, i want to feel your load in my little pussy

yeah kinky drunk sex fucking owns, she's pregnant now.. not mine though

Spunky 01-24-2004 07:22 PM

I get off on two midgets anal fisting bukkake sessions:glugglug

Head 01-24-2004 07:25 PM

Mine would be i picked a chicj up on my sailboat and we cruise out a ways and i fuck the brains out of her!

Pete 01-24-2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
I get off on two midgets anal fisting bukkake sessions:glugglug
Thats not normal.

acctman 01-24-2004 07:39 PM

any MILF scenerios

mrthumbs 01-24-2004 07:47 PM

i always fantasize about 2 teen girls at the same time.. one blond, one brunette:
one sucking me off while the other gives me (in a VERY sexy way) compliments about my postcount :2 cents:

spamofon 01-24-2004 07:51 PM

i usually just go and fuck my girlfriend

:321GFY jerkoffs

Pete 01-24-2004 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spamofon
i usually just go and fuck my girlfriend

:321GFY jerkoffs

Please come back and tell us your stories when you feel like telling the truth.

Spunky 01-24-2004 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spamofon
i usually just go and fuck my girlfriend

:321GFY jerkoffs

So do I...she says your weiner is too small

Rorschach 01-24-2004 07:56 PM

Even if you've got the hottest girlfriend in the world who fucks like an animal, everyone still jacks off.

spamofon 01-24-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1

So do I...she says your weiner is too small

i can slap you in a face with my "wiener" aaaaaaaaaall the way from here

Herb Kornfield 01-24-2004 08:00 PM

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