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Turboface · 01-23-2004, 09:15 PM

Someone I know is thinking about getting this hypnosis audio thing - http://www.gauravkumar.com/stopsmoking.htm

What's your take on this? I listened to the audio sales pitch and this guy seems like a total conartist, but I may be wrong.

lennox · 01-23-2004, 09:18 PM

I smoke because I don't want to be 80 years old in a diaper shitting myself with a catheter bag full of piss on my leg. I would rather die a painful death gasping for air than live through that shit.

doober · 01-23-2004, 09:25 PM

i quit cold turkey, didnt gain weight either....
good ol fashioned will power

SmutGiant · 01-23-2004, 10:04 PM

I was talking to some chick at the gym that recommended hypnosis to quit smoking. I have a hard time believing that though

SleazyDream · 01-23-2004, 10:06 PM

if you use this guy you probally won't stop smoking but you might give the person beside you a lap danse

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Turboface · 01-23-2004, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doober
i quit cold turkey, didnt gain weight either....
good ol fashioned will power

Ya, quiting smoking isn't that hard at all really - I've done it hundreds of times!

Gheenz · 01-23-2004, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lennox
I smoke because I don't want to be 80 years old in a diaper shitting myself with a catheter bag full of piss on my leg. I would rather die a painful death gasping for air than live through that shit.

That's right man, no better way to go than doing what you love.

Shok · 01-23-2004, 11:30 PM

that shit don't work

Turboface · 01-23-2004, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
that shit don't work

I'm sure you guys have seen hypnotists on tv, hypnotizing groups of people, making them cluck like chickens and run around like idiots. I'm paranoid of unwanted messages being implanted in me - and also I've seen that site HypnoTrick!

myjah · 01-24-2004, 02:31 AM

i know somebody who tried that and it didnt help at all. and they wasted a shitload of money on it.

mule · 01-24-2004, 02:45 AM

I once bought a tape and seriously tried it. Couldn't stop giggling though, the guy had me in stitches every time. Maybe he was just very bad, dunno, but it didn't work for me at all.

TheJimmy · 01-24-2004, 02:49 AM

all I can say is what worked for me...

found out I was going to be a father, and that I would like to be around to see them graduate from HS at a minimum....

and that I'd like to be physically fit to enjoy them as they grew....

took me a few nic patches and a few slips...but a few years later and I can tell you the worst was the first few days....then the first few weeks....after that it was NOTHING....

well, for me it was nothing...

good reason + patches = worked for me....

maxjohan · 01-24-2004, 03:08 AM

A famous quote:

A begining has no end if you never start from the begining.

Snowman · 01-24-2004, 03:47 AM

Yeah, Just don't start

I smoked tonight cause I used drugs/alcohol, seemed right

I've smoked under 10 cigarettes since JANUARY 1

I wake up not needing one, Do you guys understand how crazy that is?

First 1-2 weeks sucks balls, You'll murder people

I have asthma, I got sick for like 2 weeks so that helped

Haven't bought a pack since last month

Feels a lot better, Quitting is hard but when you say "I can't"

it's bullshit

if I can do it, you can do it

Nicotine slows you the fuck down

Break free, Be emotional for a little

It's better than dying of lung cancer

funkmaster · 01-24-2004, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lennox
I smoke because I don't want to be 80 years old in a diaper shitting myself with a catheter bag full of piss on my leg. I would rather die a painful death gasping for air than live through that shit.

... stupidity at it's best.

Libertine · 01-24-2004, 06:52 AM

Hypnosis and such don't work. You just need a good reason and willpower, or Zyban

Scootermuze · 01-24-2004, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Hypnosis and such don't work. You just need a good reason and willpower, or Zyban

After 30+ years of involvement with hypnosis, I can assure you it does work..

As for hypno-cassettes.. they're a waste of money..

Hypnosis requires a controlled environment..

KC · 01-24-2004, 09:42 AM

It's Bullshit

lennox · 01-24-2004, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster

... stupidity at it's best.

STFUN

wayward · 01-24-2004, 11:21 AM

cool...wonder if it will work? i quit smoking because i have horrible lung problems and will die by the im 35 if i didnt, im 33...now i am much better, i can actually breathe...air is an amazing thing...

axelcat · 01-24-2004, 11:23 AM

That stuff dont work you need to do it with will power

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lennox Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 144	I smoke because I don't want to be 80 years old in a diaper shitting myself with a catheter bag full of piss on my leg. I would rather die a painful death gasping for air than live through that shit.

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