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I need a beer
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![]() Wow talk about uncomfortable. I work fulltime as a service tech in the Aviation/Petroleum industry. Great job excellant pay,anyways The boss is in his mid forties and quite frequently travels out of town and leaves his wife to manage the office.
She is a attractive petite blonde about 35.Nice perky tits and a great body.We always had a very professional relationship,strictly business. I'll cut to the chase.Usally a few of the boys go to this local pub to pound back a few beers after a long week.Since the boss was out of town I asked her if she would like to join us for a beer after work.She said "Well I have a ton to do but maybe". She decided to show up to have a social drink. Its funny how open people get after they have a couple drinks. Anyways the rest of the guys left for home and I was left with her. We talked for about another half hour or so. Well I guess the booze was doing the talking but she asked me if I would like to see their house and shoot some pool and have another beer.She had this smirk on her face and she said It gets so lonely when he is out of town so much and since she is a workoholic doesn't really get out much. I basically said.. I had a previous engagement that was planned a month ago. She said she understood with a frown. Fuck I didn't want to have anything happen where I lose my job that I've had for the past 17 years. Now I have been around the block quite a few times. I know if a woman wants to have a little special attention I think I did the right thing...I need to eat ![]()
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you pussy
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So Fucking Banned
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You should have fucked her a good one.
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But you could have the chance of owning half the company you worked for , for 17 years.
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you fucked up by asking the bosses wife out to the bar with you. So don't blame her when she gets drunk and wants to fuck.
So in essence, you could already lose your job...At least you could have gotten some pussy out of it.. Halfwit
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congrats to the winners
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missed opportunity
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should og blown your load on her.
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ok...
Pick up the phone.. Call her and tell her your meeting-gathering is over and wonder if her invatition still stands.. Dude.. You only live once.. Take some risks.. When you are 80 and in the Nursing home looking back on your life chances are youll be just as glad you did it then as you do now. Do it... Boneprone approved.
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Lol.. Fuck ya I wanted to do her. But I don't want to jeopardize my job. Since we get along pretty good at work I thought it would be ok to ask her to the neighbourhood pub..not a bar.
Sometimes you have to think long term and not just for a few minutes of pleasure.
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If this happened yesterday or last week, simply ask her if her invation still stood for coming over for a drink and some pool next time you see her at work..
See what she says.
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dude. Its not going to risk your damn job..
Why people think there job is at risk for doing shit like this is beyond me.. she's not going to say shit.
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Go fuck her and claim your instant membership into the Boneprone Family.
Ya loose one job, you'll gain another. Now go fuck her. I did.
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Well... I have boned a few of the girls over the years from work...It is so ackward the next day ..You don't make eye contact and tend to avoid each other. If she feels quilty she would just say shit about me and fire my ass anyways.
I think it was best to avoid any complications that could happen..
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is that fuck worth it to you? it dont sound like it is. go get yourself a 19 year old slut outta the club and ass fuck her all night. it will be just as fun and you dont lose your income.
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Never fuck around at work, with anyone not just the boss's wife no one, don't fuck around with neighbors either. Believe me it don't pay. Been there done that.
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Now with more Jayne
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Let's do some business.
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I think you did the right thing. What goes around comes around
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Hell ya it was tempting...but what if by chance she was just being nice? Maybe I was getting mixed signals?
Oh well... Next time ![]()
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